Really Funny Things To Do To Make People Uncomfortable!

wear clothing of two conflicting interests (for instance, a shirt and jacket of rival sports teams, or buttons from two opposing political parties)

This is goooold. Man I have to do that next time I go running. I wonder how many conversations/looks will result from it.

when a stranger walks into a place you are,start talking on your cell phone about them,like you were hired to follow them,and describe everything they do

whenever you're in a restaurant and there are paper toilet seat covers,

get one, put it around your neck, re-enter the restaurant

and loudly tell people

"hey look! free bibs in the bathroom!!"

ROTFLMBO I wouldn't have the nerve to do it but that's the funniest one yet. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Next time u go to a nice restaurant, make sure it's dark outside but wear sunglasses inside. Act suspicious with everything u do. Pretend to take notes in a memo book several times during dinner and stare at everyone around ALOT, especially the server. If someone asks u to remove ur glasses tell them they're umm prescription and u forgot ur other glasses. Also talk in monotone.

Well, one time I was with my cousin and we were shopping..and she insisted that we starting talking like we are from England or somewhere (mind we are American lol in America). So we went up to the register and my cousin n looks at me and start talking with an accent and the cashier just looked so confused....and so I am trying so hard not to laugh and so I started to talk with an accent and the cashier looked even more confused (I guess she didn't expect it). She finally asked, "Where are we from?" So my cousin said, "Born and raised in California" (still with the accent) and I just nod my head in agreement. The cashier could barely get a word out, lol she was completely confused. Then the cashier gives us our receipt and my cousin laughed while walking away and said (outloud purposely so the cashier can hear), "Did you see her face? Works everytime!!!"

We look back (from a good distance) and the cashier just shakes her head and starts laughing.

Just take off running (say in the mall), you would be surprise how many people run with you

Thats a total 'black thing'. We tested this at one of my former work-places. Black people see other black people running and will take off. My white co-workers would look around like 'what is going on' and then try to investigate.
This is why hollywood has it all wrong. The black people always die first in a horror movie and lets face it. Im already 5 blocks away.

This particular post was so funny, I remembered it from months ago and searched for it again because I needed a giggle.

Some of my favorite skits on *kitten* were when they would put the baby carrier on the roof of the car and drive off or have the dude in the straight jacket escape from the van while they were stopped asking for directions. Stuff like that.

Personally I like it when people ask me where we have met before and I say, "Prison" with a dead serious look on my face. The people they are with usually just freeze.

Hahaha I love this because i hate it when used as a pickup line...i might have to borrow this from time to time :laugh:

My younger brother (19 yrs old) has a VERY mild form of Cerebral Palsey (still can walk, talk, drive, graduate highschool) and my entire family jokes about it now. Even he does. He often jokes about how he uses his CP to get hott dates with girls. I find that everyone in my family (including my brother) thinks I do a hilarious impression of his speech impediment but I find it makes people really uncomfortable when I mention he has cerebral palsey. It makes them even more uncomfortable when I call him retarded. Which we all LMAO at. Also, his left arm muscles are a little drawn up, like it doesn't lay flat at his side, because of his CP, and all his friends call him KFC bc of his chicken wing, and that my friends, is hilarious!

Just so you can get a mental image he says things like "who" when he means "you" and "lellow" for "yellow".. hahahahaha...

Walk into someone's house without knocking or typing this with no hands!:blushing: :flowerforyou:

oh also play the meow game...casually incorporate the word meow into your sentence as many times as possible as your talking to someone. Me and my bestie used to do this ALLL the time...oh hello is my meow perscription meow ready for pickup right meow?

Put vanilla yogurt in an empty jar of mayo and eat it in public

fill a mayonaise jar with vanilla pudding. eat with a spoon.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: brilliant! :drinker:

I definitely need to remember this one.

wear clothing of two conflicting interests (for instance, a shirt and jacket of rival sports teams, or buttons from two opposing political parties)

This is goooold. Man I have to do that next time I go running. I wonder how many conversations/looks will result from it.

I wear a Chicago Cubs shirt with a St Louis Cardinals hat. I've had plenty of questions about it.

Take a chocolate bar into the bathroom stall with you. Wait until somebody comes in next to you and wipe the chocolate bar all over your hands. Reach under the stall and say, "hey man, got any toilet paper?".

I wholeheartedly agree with the previous bumper.