Booty call?

quink77
quink77 Posts: 87 Member
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Could someone enlighten me with the proper protocol for making such a call?

((I was married for too long :ohwell: ))
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  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
    :huh:
  • saraann4
    saraann4 Posts: 1,296 Member
    Texting! Send him a text and say "what are you doing?" preferably later than usual.
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 87 Member
    :huh:

    Seriously. I just need some no strings attached "stuff". No BS. No drama.
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,226 Member
    be up front, say exactly what you want....no strings attached.
  • BigRich822
    BigRich822 Posts: 681
    where were all the woman like that when i was single?
  • hollyeverhart
    hollyeverhart Posts: 397 Member
    hmm try a "Sooo what are you up to tonight ;)" text late at night probably would work! My husband would get it I think... I have never really made a booty call lol
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    I used to just say hey. get your *kitten* here. now. and it always worked.
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 87 Member
    Guys aren't bothered by that much boldness?
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    who cares. you dont need anything more than tell it like it is , if you're worried what they might think then maybe a booty call isn't a good idea..
  • quink77
    quink77 Posts: 87 Member
    where were all the woman like that when i was single?

    "when I was single" so sad :frown:
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 479 Member
    Send a message asking what he is doing and if he would like to come hang out. He should know what that means, lol. But be sure you let him know exactly what you are looking for.
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    Guys aren't bothered by that much boldness?
    I reckon guys LOVE that much boldness. It's not like there's any games when you're upfront. :wink:
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    where were all the woman like that when i was single?

    "when I was single" so sad :frown:

    I AGREE.
  • RMuske
    RMuske Posts: 271 Member
    Make it after 10 at night and ask if he wants to come over for a movie.. Worked in HS as code for come over and make out.. Still does usually.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    :flowerforyou:
  • gonnadidit
    gonnadidit Posts: 23 Member
    Just call me,,,,<moderator edited for illegal content>

    I get it!
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    "I'm drunk and you know what happens when I get drunk....."



    Three txts later, he's in the car.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Craigslist casual encounters. Lots of legit people there who just want to *kitten*.
  • midnightryder
    midnightryder Posts: 47
    You should have no problem. All you gotta do is call and ask if he can come over. Would work for me.
  • rolley89
    rolley89 Posts: 13
    Guys aren't bothered by that much boldness?

    LOL no
  • Zara11
    Zara11 Posts: 1,247 Member
    Just be direct, if he has a pulse and a penis he'll be up for it!

    you're punny!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    You: (pick up phone and dial his digits) Hey ____ wanna come over and do me good?

    Him: (hangs up)

    2-5 minutes later .... (knock on your door)

    Then... bow chicka chicka bow wow...

    This is pretty much how it works.
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    simple tell him you want to go out for a coffee translation= sex
  • MsNewBooty83
    MsNewBooty83 Posts: 985 Member
    text and tease, the rest will unfold on its own if hes interested...or should i say unzip, tee hee hee. then a "get ur *kitten* over here" would most likely work! lol
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 926 Member
    "My bed. 10 minutes." always worked for me haha
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    just text him and say "hey i have a couple pipes that are about to bust, so can you lay some new ones?"
  • MsNewBooty83
    MsNewBooty83 Posts: 985 Member
    You: (pick up phone and dial his digits) Hey ____ wanna come over and do me good?

    Him: (hangs up)

    2-5 minutes later .... (knock on your door)

    Then... bow chicka chicka bow wow...

    This is pretty much how it works.

    i like your style. lol
  • ShanR77
    ShanR77 Posts: 287 Member
    This is what I send out

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    get your *kitten* over here really does work.. its direct , not misleading like can we have coffee or watch a movie ..? This isn't elementary school ...
  • xcmtnracer
    xcmtnracer Posts: 426 Member
    Full Metal Jacket him, "Me soo hoorney, me love you long time"

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