Booty call?

The last one I sent out was to a long time FWB saying "I have a 'job' for you at my house."

"PUT IT IN MY BUTT!"
That works, right?

Yes..... Yes it does!

Edit- remind me to get you some tequila some time.

you people are making it too complicated.

just text that you want a NCFF and spell out the location.

Fine. I'll ask ... NCFF?

I wanna know to lol

Could someone enlighten me with the proper protocol for making such a call?

((I was married for too long :ohwell: ))

I'm not with the "ask him what he's doing" advice. He's a booty call, who cares what he's doing? It doesn't even matter if you like him or vice versa, and you don't want to have to hold a conversation with him.

You call him and stay come over. Any booty call understands that. If he doesn't, give him one more chance and be blunter. "Come over, I need sex." If he gets offended, he's thinking he's more than a booty call and you may need to reevaluate picking him as one. :drinker:

Message has been sent .... the waiting is the hardest part [sing it Petty]

It's called back-up. Your allowed to have more than one...just sayin'.

Seriously. I just need some no strings attached "stuff". No BS. No drama.

Simple: Text this ^^^^

Could someone enlighten me with the proper protocol for making such a call?

((I was married for too long :ohwell: ))

I need to send you my phone number....

MFP offers so much good advice! :bigsmile:

I you guys!!

Now where is my booty call????

Apparently I just chose the WRONG guy. He told me "you're cute, you shouldn't have to try that hard". He had a major problem with the boldness.

Moving on ......

wow! your dude turned down easy NSA sex??????????? ouch are you ok? maybe hes gay? and there is nothing wrong with that if he is but maybe you read him wrong, need a hug *hUGS*-Ty

Apparently I just chose the WRONG guy. He told me "you're cute, you shouldn't have to try that hard". He had a major problem with the boldness.

Moving on ......

Whoa! Dudes don't refuse booty calls. I did only once in my whole life recently, but it was because I broke up with her and I didn't want to keep that going. I wanted a clean break. It was one of those things where we had been friends for like 20 years, found ourselves both single at the same time,mthen went for it, realized that we're better off friends, and that was it. But, that's the only time I've refused a booty call. Bad form on his part. Yikes.

Apparently I just chose the WRONG guy. He told me "you're cute, you shouldn't have to try that hard". He had a major problem with the boldness.

Moving on ......

He must be GAY!

Guys aren't bothered by that much boldness?

Yes ma'am with men confidence always wins! Just be sure what you want and tell him, more than likely he will be down or "up" for it. lol
keep it honest, protect yourself and have all the fun you can.
ps. you may want to leave your purse at home as some ladies get ripped and then ripped off. :glasses:

Booty calls? So crass. I realize you don't have to be in love with every person you sleep with, but a booty call seems so impersonal. I'd rather rub one out.

Dude, nothing at all impersonal.

My favorite type is when you're asleep. Maybe its like 2:30am. You get a knock on the door. You think, WTF. Open the door, and there she is, drunk and ready. Lol. I love that one. So much fun.

Apparently I just chose the WRONG guy. He told me "you're cute, you shouldn't have to try that hard". He had a major problem with the boldness.

Moving on ......

Just wrong...