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    Booty call?

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    • Posts: 791 Member
      Booty calls? So crass. I realize you don't have to be in love with every person you sleep with, but a booty call seems so impersonal. I'd rather rub one out.

      I'd rather someone Warm rub one out for me.. I have never thought about it to in depth but yea.. how do you even rub one out with yourself? I need a tub or its a no go. *hmm*

      impersonal...?
    • Posts: 1,079 Member
      text: "I need a BOOTY CALL!!! *hint hint* NOW!! ;)"
      should work xD
    • Posts: 1,079 Member
      Apparently I just chose the WRONG guy. He told me "you're cute, you shouldn't have to try that hard". He had a major problem with the boldness.

      Moving on ......
      seriously?!?!
      either 1. hes into guys. . . what guy would give up a chance like that?!?! you sure u told him no strings attached??
      or 2. he is shocked. . . he will come around
    • Posts: 761 Member
      He is an idiot!!!


      Im single, I would have understood the call and been at your house as requested and helped you through this difficult time!!!
    • Posts: 72 Member
      Yep that will do it. He will be there faster than Jimmy Johns.
    • Posts: 17,121 Member
      Send ;) ? After 1 am
    • Posts: 4,500 Member
      Apparently I just chose the WRONG guy. He told me "you're cute, you shouldn't have to try that hard". He had a major problem with the boldness.

      Moving on ......

      Now would be a perfect time to say "my face will be leaving in five minutes...be on it"

      I don't mean this in a horrible way but sometimes a booty call can come across as a little desperate rather than bold. Not saying that's the case with you though.
    • Posts: 638 Member
      I have a NSA dude, and he says to me "Want to meet up?" and I already know where that is going. :wink: I say the same thing and he knows what that means. But I'm normally the booty call, it's ok though. LoL I don't mind.
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
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      Dude, nothing at all impersonal.

      My favorite type is when you're asleep. Maybe its like 2:30am. You get a knock on the door. You think, WTF. Open the door, and there she is, drunk and ready. Lol. I love that one. So much fun.

      I guess I'm an anachronism. I still like a little romance. I like courting someone. I guess times are different. Have a great time.
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      I guess I'm an anachronism. I still like a little romance. I like courting someone. I guess times are different. Have a great time.

      Nothing wrong with a little romance, but please direct me where to find that guy my age. I'm 25. (with a 17 month old) Right now, the guys these days are all about Party party party. No one wants to settle down at 25 anymore. They want to settle down at 35. Point me in the direction of a guy who just for no reason buys me flowers. Or who tells me Im beautiful, takes care of me when Im sick. Leave little notes on my car while I'm at work. Tells me that he's thinking about me. Right now, guys these days aren't like that. If they are, they are already married.
    • Posts: 6,376 Member
      Apparently I just chose the WRONG guy. He told me "you're cute, you shouldn't have to try that hard". He had a major problem with the boldness.

      Moving on ......

      He's an idiot.

      Find a non-idiot.... And yes, you're cute. That doesn't mean you can't be assertive with your sexuality.
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      Nothing wrong with a little romance, but please direct me where to find that guy my age. I'm 25. (with a 17 month old) Right now, the guys these days are all about Party party party. No one wants to settle down at 25 anymore. They want to settle down at 35. Point me in the direction of a guy who just for no reason buys me flowers. Or who tells me Im beautiful, takes care of me when Im sick. Leave little notes on my car while I'm at work. Tells me that he's thinking about me. Right now, guys these days aren't like that. If they are, they are already married.

      Sounds like you're looking in the wrong places. Also, you CAN date a man over 30. It's perfectly fine. I never dated under 30 when I was in my early 20's, because the guys were immature and annoying. I love older men (35-45 is the perfect age in my book).
    • Posts: 317 Member
      Before I was married, I had one. I used to call him and ask if would like some "company". He KNEW what I was calling for and he'd tell me yes or no. Simple things work great, don't need the booty don't make the booty call, if I did I called.
    • Posts: 596 Member
      Guys aren't bothered by that much boldness?

      HAHAHA No most guys love it...
    • Posts: 2,339 Member
      You text, and say "where are you? You should come over"
    • Posts: 173 Member
      where were all the woman like that when i was single?

      i know right!
    • Posts: 596 Member
      get your *kitten* over here really does work.. its direct , not misleading like can we have coffee or watch a movie ..? This isn't elementary school ...

      I agree... "I'm naked and the doors open" works too.
    • Posts: 189 Member
      I pretty much agree with everyone else. I would just lay it out, "I am not looking for anything serious, with feelings or even dating, I want some straight up .... are you up for that?"

      That's what I said. Be aware though even if you go in with those details it will end because someone either you or him will get confused. But I would use it up while you can!
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      until after you sleep with them.. then.. you cant get rid of them. also true story.

      Amen Sister.....
    • Posts: 172 Member
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      Seriously. I just need some no strings attached "stuff". No BS. No drama.

      try this "so what's up? You coming over?"
    • Posts: 866 Member
      I usually send a text and say, "Bish, you want some of this??" It works on my husband!!
    • Posts: 1,064 Member
      Or maybe he's just a douche. I'm betting on his new name being Summer's Eve, because you know its disposable too.
      a Douche would take her up on the offer, he just wasnt interested or has a significant other and trying not to get BUSTED!!!!!!-TY
    • Posts: 1,038 Member
      Just saying "Hey" always get me in the mood, but I am just a regular old guy.
    • Posts: 774 Member
      Coming out of nowhere... especially if we're already friends... I would likely turn it down, too. Don't want to mess up the friendship.
    • Posts: 344
      He's an idiot....
    • Posts: 110 Member
      I only booty call really skinny dudes because there is only so much weight you can put on my beds (tanning beds, lol!!) lol, jk about the tanning beds, i have a real bed too!!!
    • Posts: 538 Member
      simple tell him you want to go out for a coffee translation= sex

      Hey Ty - Wanna go out for a Coffee? :blushing:
    • Posts: 622 Member
      Honesty is best...I would mention what I wanted ...not a relationship just friends with benefits and then make up a code word.

      This way, you can text the code word and it's on...lol
    • Posts: 2,236 Member
      This is what I send out

      images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSB5SULFc8UxS6pWlQu2wbLcxRgzO2zvXDFns_ISgFFbB-QW05j


      LMAO OMG I think I scared my co worker when I laughed at this!
    • Posts: 265 Member
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      Sounds like you're looking in the wrong places. Also, you CAN date a man over 30. It's perfectly fine. I never dated under 30 when I was in my early 20's, because the guys were immature and annoying. I love older men (35-45 is the perfect age in my book).


      ^^Agree! I'm 25. My husband is turning 35 next month. I was tired of the whole party party scene, started my career, and now we have a nice little family. Wouldn't trade it for the world. And even though we're 10 years apart, we are the exact same person. Don't try and think you can date someone older.
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