Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!

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  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
    kiwiburger - I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    hi, i'm danny ::flashes dimples::
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    You're gonna need to need to eat a big dinner, because you've been running through my mind all day, and you need to eat those exercise calories.
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    engineman - Can I revv your engine???
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    no one gave ME a pick up line. *cries to boyfriend* haha.
  • mayerel
    mayerel Posts: 254 Member
    Gotta save this for later!!
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
    Silver - It's a good thing that I have my library card. Because I am totally checking you out!!
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    no one gave ME a pick up line. *cries to boyfriend* haha.

    silver I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Pardon me, but you are standing on my penis.
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
    silvergurl... I'm not a lesbian, but:
    I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    engineman...
    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.


    ...now somebody BETTER hit me with a Star Wars line! lol
  • laurasimmons
    laurasimmons Posts: 575 Member
    How about we make like bunnies and go all night!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    let's make life fabric softener and snuggle \m/
  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
    Oh, honey, I'm so druuuuuuuuunk!
    *** the mating call of the Southern Belle ***
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    no one gave ME a pick up line. *cries to boyfriend* haha.

    silver I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

    shucks. *kicks ground*

    monroe: i DO have your library card. COME and get it ;)
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Those clothes look good on you...they'd look even better on the floor next my bed.
  • bonjour24
    bonjour24 Posts: 1,119 Member
    hold my pint, i'm going for a *kitten*.

    the guy who told me that, i ended up marrying.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    silvergurl... I'm not a lesbian, but:
    I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    engineman...
    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.


    ...now somebody BETTER hit me with a Star Wars line! lol
    Jedibunny,
    I have the droid you are looking for right "here" (points at zipper)
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    silvergurl... I'm not a lesbian, but:
    I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    engineman...
    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.


    ...now somebody BETTER hit me with a Star Wars line! lol

    i am *not* your father, but you can call me daddy. ;) (all in good fun).
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Hey Jedibunny,
    How about I show you what "the force" REALLY means.
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
    Hi digitalbill:

    Roses are red, violets are blue. This van is soundproof and I have a gun.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    @ red angel - No pick up line. I would just bring you a drink and state Hi my name is Chuck and I think redheads are the most beautiful woman in the world and you are no exception.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Hey Jedibunny,
    How about I show you what "the force" REALLY means.

    *like*

    i love the old standard: do your feet hurt? cuz you've been running through my mind all day. what's that you say? you're not in pain? how is that possible? you fell from heaven.
  • mermaidNpink
    mermaidNpink Posts: 8
    (this one actually was lobbed at my sister for real)

    Hey there gorgeous, how long have you had those beautiful blue eyes?
  • OH_matt
    OH_matt Posts: 228 Member
    Since jedibunny asked...
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  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
    Matt: Are you from Mars? Because your eyes are out of this world! (eyes are exchangeable for other body parts ;) )
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
    let's make life fabric softener and snuggle \m/

    very cute :)
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
    Hey Jedibunny,
    How about I show you what "the force" REALLY means.

    LOVE it.

    Also Matt just became one of my favorite people ever.
  • NeedANewFocus
    NeedANewFocus Posts: 898 Member
    i dont do pick up lines. however.....

    i'd be happy to PICK you UP and take you to the LINE....dance that is!

    *:noway: :laugh: *
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    mmmmmmm..... nice 'back' view! is the front just as nice? :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: sorry... as you can tell, I don't do pick ups either!:laugh:
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
    I think Im' missing out on this one! I got skipped-
    Where is my pick up line? I want the cheesiest/ most crude one you've got!

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