Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!

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  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    I think Im' missing out on this one! I got skipped-
    Where is my pick up line? I want the cheesiest/ most crude one you've got!

    If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
    I think Im' missing out on this one! I got skipped-
    Where is my pick up line? I want the cheesiest/ most crude one you've got!

    If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!

    I prefer putting a little F* between U and I :) hahahah
    Thanks for the pick up!!!
  • OH_matt
    OH_matt Posts: 228 Member
    I think Im' missing out on this one! I got skipped-
    Where is my pick up line? I want the cheesiest/ most crude one you've got!

    Nice shoes, let's *kitten*
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
    I think Im' missing out on this one! I got skipped-
    Where is my pick up line? I want the cheesiest/ most crude one you've got!

    Nice shoes, let's *kitten*

    that's my favorite! I actually have used it
    and it worked like a charm.
    Then again I'm quite the flirt and picking guys up is second nature-

    The hilarity of pickup lines is just icing on the cake... Speaking of which... I love icing Matt, want to be my cake so I can lick off the frosting?
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
    ^^ hey Baby, Wanna do something useful with that finger?
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    "Woman, don't you know your place????? Its not gonna suck itself."
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
    That snow suit is great.. I bet it would look really nice on the floor next to my bed.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Can I dip you in chocolate?
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
    @ SingSmil... Hey sweetie...Wanna take some Cool Pics of Me?
  • chukwuwally
    chukwuwally Posts: 79 Member
    Yoovie I think we should go green and save water. shower with me instead

    I can't taste my lips can you taste it for me?
  • eprissel
    eprissel Posts: 92 Member
    You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear... stupid but makes anyone laugh. :)
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    How can I love you if you won't lay down?
  • chukwuwally
    chukwuwally Posts: 79 Member
    Icymillion ..... Can I pack my Hummer between your legs?
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    You must be full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium because you are Be- Au -Ti full :)
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
    @ Dani...."U sure do have a purty mouth" (Just Jokking, don't get mad!)
  • Fitnessguy84
    Fitnessguy84 Posts: 10 Member
    You must be full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium because you are Be- Au -Ti full :)

    Wanna get a pizza and f@*k?
    What? You don't like pizza?
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Hey, you wanna see something really swell??

    (I wish I was a guy because I'd use that one all the time LOL)
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    When did THIS guy get here? [pointing at... well. use your imagination]
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    You must be full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium because you are Be- Au -Ti full :)

    Wanna get a pizza and f@*k?
    What? You don't like pizza?

    Off topic, but I love your profile pic. Love me some Yelawolf.

    P.S. I like pizza
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    Dani if your going to play hard to get I'm going to play who the f!@k wants yah
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    Dani if your going to play hard to get I'm going to play who the f!@k wants yah

    That's your best pick up line? :huh: You must get laid once a decade.
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    DaniD: Are those astronaut pants? Cuz yo *kitten* is outta this world!!!!!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

    You dont remember me cause we've never meant but you wont forget me after tonight
  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
    **** me if im wrong...but have we met !!! lol
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    **** me if im wrong...but have we met !!! lol

    Rawrrr ...Oh you dont know how to speak dinosaur?
  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
    Hey baby...id like to use ur thighs as earmuffs !!!
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    Hey sweetheart - wanna f#%k?
  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
    Im gonna have sex with u tonight so u might as well be there !!

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