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    Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!

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      The only reason i wud kick you out of bed....wud be to **** u on the floor lol
    • Posts: 631 Member
      @freyaandcorys - if you were a potato, you'd be a good potato.

      lol I saw that online, and I've been dying to say it!
    • Posts: 662 Member
      @mrsnathanandrew are you butt dialing? cuz dat *kitten* is callin me ;D
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      @freyaandcorys - if you were a potato, you'd be a good potato.

      lol I saw that online, and I've been dying to say it!

      lol at least thats a clean one, ive only ever had the dirty ones !!
    • Posts: 2,262 Member
      @mrsnathan - You totally hit on me yesterday lol :laugh: in another thread...soooo if you were a bugger..I'd pick you first!
    • Posts: 38 Member
      you look so good I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! :blushing:
    • Posts: 677 Member
      @ ames- Your face looks like a pretzel

      I like pretzels.
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      @mrsnathan - You totally hit on me yesterday lol :laugh: in another thread...soooo if you were a bugger..I'd pick you first!

      haha, I totally did! I still stand by it, one of the most gorgeous girls I've seen on here, or in real life!

      @freyaandcorys - lol, I'm a fairly clean person. I haven't used a pickup line in a while. I always ignored the ones that people used on me haha
    • Posts: 631 Member
      @ ames- Your face looks like a pretzel

      I like pretzels.

      do you like breadsticks?
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a *kitten*? No? Can I take you to lunch?
    • Posts: 240 Member
      Probably already been said But "If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
    • Posts: 791 Member
      Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
    • Posts: 1,540 Member
      "Women love honesty, so I'm gonna skip the bull**** pickup lines and blatantly hit on you with the full intention of taking you home. You ok with that?"

      I've actually used that one, and yes it works.
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      Off topic, but I love your profile pic. Love me some Yelawolf.

      P.S. I like pizza

      Sweet. My pickup line sorta worked. I love Yela too!!
    • Posts: 791 Member
      I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
    • Posts: 528 Member
      @ky- is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants :laugh:
    • Posts: 278
      @ SingSmil... Hey sweetie...Wanna take some Cool Pics of Me?


      I'd like to say I get it, but the raging hornball that I am, I don't get it!
    • Posts: 278
      @Spiros
      Did your dad own a juice company because you're VERYFINE!
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      Suz for starting this the BEST line EVER!!


      I know "milk does a body good." But, DAMN girl, how much did you drink!?!?!?!?!?
      HAHAHAHAHA
    • Posts: 5,798 Member
      Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    • Posts: 502 Member
      Do you know where the bakery is? Because I want a sweetie-pie like you.

      (that really happened. Ugh....)
    • Posts: 127 Member
      How much?
    • Posts: 496 Member
      Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a *kitten*? No? Can I take you to lunch?

      BAHAHAHHAHAHAH !!
    • Posts: 496 Member
      Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

      HAHAHAH Another great one.
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      Want to check out my positron emission yield curve :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 275 Member
      are you from tennessee....cause your the only ten i see :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 271 Member
      Has anyone ever told you the freckles on your wrist look like the constilation Orion?
    • Posts: 791 Member
      this thread was good fun .. :D carry on.
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      Hey baby, looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U... ;)
    • Posts: 48 Member
      @lady Were your parents terrorists, cause you are the bomb!
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