Pick Up Line--Use your best one for the last poster!

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  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
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    Dani if your going to play hard to get I'm going to play who the f!@k wants yah
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Dani if your going to play hard to get I'm going to play who the f!@k wants yah

    That's your best pick up line? :huh: You must get laid once a decade.
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
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    DaniD: Are those astronaut pants? Cuz yo *kitten* is outta this world!!!!!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

    You dont remember me cause we've never meant but you wont forget me after tonight
  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
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    **** me if im wrong...but have we met !!! lol
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    **** me if im wrong...but have we met !!! lol

    Rawrrr ...Oh you dont know how to speak dinosaur?
  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
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    Hey baby...id like to use ur thighs as earmuffs !!!
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
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    Hey sweetheart - wanna f#%k?
  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
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    Im gonna have sex with u tonight so u might as well be there !!
  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
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    The only reason i wud kick you out of bed....wud be to **** u on the floor lol
  • mrsnathanandrew
    mrsnathanandrew Posts: 631 Member
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    @freyaandcorys - if you were a potato, you'd be a good potato.

    lol I saw that online, and I've been dying to say it!
  • skinnylove00
    skinnylove00 Posts: 662 Member
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    @mrsnathanandrew are you butt dialing? cuz dat *kitten* is callin me ;D
  • freyaandcorysmum
    freyaandcorysmum Posts: 70
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    @freyaandcorys - if you were a potato, you'd be a good potato.

    lol I saw that online, and I've been dying to say it!

    lol at least thats a clean one, ive only ever had the dirty ones !!
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
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    @mrsnathan - You totally hit on me yesterday lol :laugh: in another thread...soooo if you were a bugger..I'd pick you first!
  • Ames1026
    Ames1026 Posts: 38 Member
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    you look so good I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! :blushing:
  • taxidermist15
    taxidermist15 Posts: 677 Member
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    @ ames- Your face looks like a pretzel

    I like pretzels.
  • mrsnathanandrew
    mrsnathanandrew Posts: 631 Member
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    @mrsnathan - You totally hit on me yesterday lol :laugh: in another thread...soooo if you were a bugger..I'd pick you first!

    haha, I totally did! I still stand by it, one of the most gorgeous girls I've seen on here, or in real life!

    @freyaandcorys - lol, I'm a fairly clean person. I haven't used a pickup line in a while. I always ignored the ones that people used on me haha
  • mrsnathanandrew
    mrsnathanandrew Posts: 631 Member
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    @ ames- Your face looks like a pretzel

    I like pretzels.

    do you like breadsticks?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a *kitten*? No? Can I take you to lunch?

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