Worst date you've ever been on?
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I don't know which one was the worst, I've had a few! Top 2.
First date with this guy, he showed up over an hour late. His excuse...he ran over a SEWING MACHINE! Seriously? Said his car was messed up and asked if I could drive. On top of that he brought me, and my mother red roses (I was about 17 at the time). That just creeped me out. He took me to a movie, proceeded to talk during the entire thing, then wouldn't leave after I drove us back to my house (to get his car).
More recently, I was set up with a friend of a friend. He was charming at first, we met to go bowling and hung out in the bar/lounge area afterward. We decided to go to dinner, so I rode with him. And that was my mistake. He turned out to be a smoker, and as soon as we got in the car he lit up a cigarette and didn't roll down the windows! Then he got on his phone and talked the entire time we were driving. When it came time to pay for dinner, he claimed he didn't have enough money with him to pay the bill (even just for himself!). Ugh. He apologized and seemed embarassed so I decided to let it slide a bit, since it was an unexpected trip. I was ready to go back to my vehicle and head home, but he wanted to talk more. There was a huge park in the area, so we headed there to sit on the swings and chat. He decided to be playful and somehow managed to push me off the swing, then took this opportunity to make his move. (Yes, while I was laying on the rocks in pain from being pushed off the swing.) Needless to say, this was the last date!0 -
Went on a double-date with a friend of mines. She had known her own and MY date from her job and just decided it'd be cool for all of us to go out. We went to dinner which I'll admit was .. decent. We all chatted and just got to know one another. Next, we went to a nearby playground (my college town was incredibly small and all of the fun stuff was over 12 miles away. Also because it had been so late, the shops were already closing down and this was all we had).
So anyways the two of us get alone and I happen to ask him what he's looking for. Immediately he goes on this long rant about how he's not looking for anything special because he's about to move (this he brings up constantly throughout the night), how badly women have treated him in the past and why he can't stand *insert the names of different exes*, and how he doesn't want a relationship of any kind whatsoever and is so scared of having kids because he totally hates them and his ex totally had a pregnancy scare. By the end of the night we (the four of us) wind up going to his place to chill. The place is incredibly filthy---roaches and trash all over thanks to him sharing this house with 3 other male roomies. I'm super grossed out, but I end up turning a blind eye towards it.... Then Mr. "I dont wanna be tied down right now" decides that this is the time to work his 'mojo'.. His lines include:
'Man I just couldn't stop staring at your *kitten* all night. You've got such a cute *kitten*.'
'You have such sexy legs'
'If we do something, you can't say anything'
'Your boobs are so big and it's nice that you wore a white shirt because white makes things look even bigger.'
and lastly,
'You're cute in the face and even though you're kinda chubby, I still like you and think your *kitten* is so nice. Turn around and show me your butt'.'
Needless to say, The Sahara Desert didn't have *kitten* on me that night.. and he spent his little evening alone.0 -
I went out with a girl that I had met through some friends. We went to a nice dinner, had some good conversation. After the dinner, we couldn't think of much to do, and the night was young. So we went to a bar. Not many people were there, and these guys actually struck up a conversation with her while I was in the bathroom. This girl was no "Girlfriend" of mine, so I didn't get jealous. But, she kept on talking to them, and I was alone at the bar, basically. I paid the tab and walked out to my truck, leaving her in there for those guys to deal with.
Well, she stopped me on the way to my truck, apologizing and swearing that she liked me, and if we went somewhere else, she wouldn't do that to me. Well, on the ride over to another bar, which was closer to her house, she told me that she'd slept with 37 guys. Who was I to judge? Actually, I hadn't had any in a while, so I was happy to be the shameless #38!! (As long as protection was used, of course!!)
So we get to this 2nd bar and we have a couple drinks, enjoy the music, strike up more good conversation, when she sees 2 girls that she went to HS with. She said, "I'll be right back, I'm sorry! I haven't seen those girls in so long! Watch my purse, please!" Well, 10 minutes later, I'm still at the bar. So she comes back and apologizes again, and introduces me to her friend. So, we all 3 strike up conversation, when she sees someone that she knows again. Same story, only now I have her friend to talk to. Well, 15 minutes later, she's talking to people across the bar again (Guys this time) and I'm fed up. I'm ready to go. But why pass up on her friend? Oh, I know why... She's married, she says. Ok, so I asked her to watch her purse while I bolted. She said she understood, and yes, she'd watch her purse. So, I left, and turned my phone off. I'm not sure how she got home, and I don't care. Wasn't that bad of a date, because I did get kinda drunk, had a decent time, but I was sure pissed off at this girl. She got a hold of me a week later, via text message, apologizing. I didn't text her back.0 -
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These are all so funny. Well, my worst date was with a guy that I met through a chat room for singles in my area when chat rooms just started to take off. I'm talking dial up people. I was about 18. Anyway, I met up with him at my school and we were going to grab lunch at the college. So I start talking, introducing myself and he starts half talking half signing to me because he's deaf. Now he never told me he was deaf and u honestly wouldn't have minded going out with him, but the dude could've given me a heads up. I was totally thrown off and it just made the date awkward.0
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OMG.. where do i start. Well for starters i met this guy one night at the bar (lol) and he seems super cool/nice/sweet. He said he was going to the rodeo (not my style really) and that i should join him. I was a bit uneasy about driving a about 1 1/2 hours on a date with a guy i barely new but since i just got done with my divorce, i thought id give it a shot. Well he pics me up and with in 15 mins of us driving, he starts to hold my hand, like we had been dating for years. Ugh!!! Then we stop and meet up with his friends and while we are waiting for them all to get there, he was all over me like stink on ****. I could barely breath. We then hopped in the truck and he, again was constantly touching me, even when i would pull away and take my hand away. Well needless to say, i tried my best to keep my distance till we had to leave and was praying that time would hurry up. The whole time i kept thinking i was in a nightmare. This guy wasn't funny, was a creep and i got a really bad feeling from him, like he would rape me if he had a chance. NOT JOKING! So we finally headed home and the whole ride home, i had my hand on my PEPPER SPRAY the WHOLE TIME. We finally get to my house and even as i gave him a hug good bye i had my hand, still on my pepper spray. I waited for him to actually drive away before i went into my apartment, so he didnt know which one i lived in and for the 1st time in a long time i actually locked all my doors and windows in fear that he would attack me. NO JOKE. That night i called a friend (who is now my husband) and said "I'm ****ing done dating. I almost had to pepper spray this ****ing guy, worst date EVER!" I think that was Coleman's (my husband)cue to make his move! He was on a flight to Seattle 2 weeks later. lol0
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I had been flirting with this guys from school for a while he was always nice, and then one day he asked me out the the movies, I was single at the time and he seemed like a cool guys so I said yes, so fast forward to friday night the following week, and we're at the movies, I don't remember what we were watching (probably due to the trama), and he puts his arm around me....ok doesn't seem to odd, but I noticed that he was fidgeting around, with his hands in his lap, and then I look down to see what's he's doing and to my surprise he's masturbating!! So I'm like "Um what are you doing!?' and he goes "um please let me touch your xxxxx really quick' I said i had to go to the bathroom and drove off. I to this day can't believe that happened, hands down the worst date I've ever been on!0
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OMG.. where do i start. Well for starters i met this guy one night at the bar (lol) and he seems super cool/nice/sweet. He said he was going to the rodeo (not my style really) and that i should join him. I was a bit uneasy about driving a about 1 1/2 hours on a date with a guy i barely new but since i just got done with my divorce, i thought id give it a shot. Well he pics me up and with in 15 mins of us driving, he starts to hold my hand, like we had been dating for years. Ugh!!! Then we stop and meet up with his friends and while we are waiting for them all to get there, he was all over me like stink on ****. I could barely breath. We then hopped in the truck and he, again was constantly touching me, even when i would pull away and take my hand away. Well needless to say, i tried my best to keep my distance till we had to leave and was praying that time would hurry up. The whole time i kept thinking i was in a nightmare. This guy wasn't funny, was a creep and i got a really bad feeling from him, like he would rape me if he had a chance. NOT JOKING! So we finally headed home and the whole ride home, i had my hand on my PEPPER SPRAY the WHOLE TIME. We finally get to my house and even as i gave him a hug good bye i had my hand, still on my pepper spray. I waited for him to actually drive away before i went into my apartment, so he didnt know which one i lived in and for the 1st time in a long time i actually locked all my doors and windows in fear that he would attack me. NO JOKE. That night i called a friend (who is now my husband) and said "I'm ****ing done dating. I almost had to pepper spray this ****ing guy, worst date EVER!" I think that was Coleman's (my husband)cue to make his move! He was on a flight to Seattle 2 weeks later. lol
You broke the first rule of first dates! Never let the man pick you up chivalry is dead for a reason, there's way too many crazies out there you need an escape route now a' days!0 -
OMG.. where do i start. Well for starters i met this guy one night at the bar (lol) and he seems super cool/nice/sweet. He said he was going to the rodeo (not my style really) and that i should join him. I was a bit uneasy about driving a about 1 1/2 hours on a date with a guy i barely new but since i just got done with my divorce, i thought id give it a shot. Well he pics me up and with in 15 mins of us driving, he starts to hold my hand, like we had been dating for years. Ugh!!! Then we stop and meet up with his friends and while we are waiting for them all to get there, he was all over me like stink on ****. I could barely breath. We then hopped in the truck and he, again was constantly touching me, even when i would pull away and take my hand away. Well needless to say, i tried my best to keep my distance till we had to leave and was praying that time would hurry up. The whole time i kept thinking i was in a nightmare. This guy wasn't funny, was a creep and i got a really bad feeling from him, like he would rape me if he had a chance. NOT JOKING! So we finally headed home and the whole ride home, i had my hand on my PEPPER SPRAY the WHOLE TIME. We finally get to my house and even as i gave him a hug good bye i had my hand, still on my pepper spray. I waited for him to actually drive away before i went into my apartment, so he didnt know which one i lived in and for the 1st time in a long time i actually locked all my doors and windows in fear that he would attack me. NO JOKE. That night i called a friend (who is now my husband) and said "I'm ****ing done dating. I almost had to pepper spray this ****ing guy, worst date EVER!" I think that was Coleman's (my husband)cue to make his move! He was on a flight to Seattle 2 weeks later. lol
You broke the first rule of first dates! Never let the man pick you up chivalry is dead for a reason, there's way too many crazies out there you need an escape route now a' days!
Yeah i figured that out quick. I was about to call a friend or my parents to come get me. I NEVER went on another date, ever. Just with my husband that i knew since i was 160 -
I had been flirting with this guys from school for a while he was always nice, and then one day he asked me out the the movies, I was single at the time and he seemed like a cool guys so I said yes, so fast forward to friday night the following week, and we're at the movies, I don't remember what we were watching (probably due to the trama), and he puts his arm around me....ok doesn't seem to odd, but I noticed that he was fidgeting around, with his hands in his lap, and then I look down to see what's he's doing and to my surprise he's masturbating!! So I'm like "Um what are you doing!?' and he goes "um please let me touch your xxxxx really quick' I said i had to go to the bathroom and drove off. I to this day can't believe that happened, hands down the worst date I've ever been on!
Oh man!! LOL, thats messed up!0 -
I had been flirting with this guys from school for a while he was always nice, and then one day he asked me out the the movies, I was single at the time and he seemed like a cool guys so I said yes, so fast forward to friday night the following week, and we're at the movies, I don't remember what we were watching (probably due to the trama), and he puts his arm around me....ok doesn't seem to odd, but I noticed that he was fidgeting around, with his hands in his lap, and then I look down to see what's he's doing and to my surprise he's masturbating!! So I'm like "Um what are you doing!?' and he goes "um please let me touch your xxxxx really quick' I said i had to go to the bathroom and drove off. I to this day can't believe that happened, hands down the worst date I've ever been on!
OMG I would have lost my f*&kin mind! I seriously would have shouted out and made sure everyone there knew what he was doing......0 -
is it bad that i love this thread? :laugh:0
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to this day can't believe that happened, hands down the worst date I've ever been on!
Oh, his hands were down alright. :laugh:0 -
for a first date once, i went to her apt. to pick her up...walked inside, and noticed her dog laying by the window on the other side of the apt. i thought it was a tad bit strange the he didnt meet me at the door let alone bark at me. i asked if there was something wrong with the dog, and she said, "no he died a few days ago, and i just havent had the time to bury him". i was like WTF!
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I had been flirting with this guys from school for a while he was always nice, and then one day he asked me out the the movies, I was single at the time and he seemed like a cool guys so I said yes, so fast forward to friday night the following week, and we're at the movies, I don't remember what we were watching (probably due to the trama), and he puts his arm around me....ok doesn't seem to odd, but I noticed that he was fidgeting around, with his hands in his lap, and then I look down to see what's he's doing and to my surprise he's masturbating!! So I'm like "Um what are you doing!?' and he goes "um please let me touch your xxxxx really quick' I said i had to go to the bathroom and drove off. I to this day can't believe that happened, hands down the worst date I've ever been on!
OMG I would have lost my f*&kin mind! I seriously would have shouted out and made sure everyone there knew what he was doing......
Lmao I was too embarrassed I still had to face him at school, come Monday... talk about awkward, and I still to this day cannot make eye contact with him!0 -
to this day can't believe that happened, hands down the worst date I've ever been on!
Oh, his hands were down alright. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: I see what you did there x30 -
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I had been flirting with this guys from school for a while he was always nice, and then one day he asked me out the the movies, I was single at the time and he seemed like a cool guys so I said yes, so fast forward to friday night the following week, and we're at the movies, I don't remember what we were watching (probably due to the trama), and he puts his arm around me....ok doesn't seem to odd, but I noticed that he was fidgeting around, with his hands in his lap, and then I look down to see what's he's doing and to my surprise he's masturbating!! So I'm like "Um what are you doing!?' and he goes "um please let me touch your xxxxx really quick' I said i had to go to the bathroom and drove off. I to this day can't believe that happened, hands down the worst date I've ever been on!
Wow. I don't even know what to say there except wow.0 -
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I already put one up here, but I think a lot of people have had this one: 10th grade homecoming dance... that's right. I asked a girl, who was kind of a friend to go with me, and she said yes. Well, long story short, that just made everything weird. She was weird, I was weird, and I think we barely were every friends after that. Actually I switched schools 3 months later, anyways. Just goes to show you, that if you're friends with a girl already, It can get freaky trying to date from there. Sometimes it works out better, but not in that situation, I know that!0
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