Zombie Apocolypse - What do you grab?

macnotes
macnotes Posts: 210 Member
edited December 19 in Chit-Chat
OK, so you're just minding your business and WHAM, you wake up one morning and zombies are everywhere and you've got to run to that pre-arranged location where it will be completely Zombie free. Quick, grab something that's light, but packed full of calories to help sustain you until you can start hunting and eating on your own.

What do you grab?
Me: Giant bag of chocolate almonds
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  • cannonsky
    cannonsky Posts: 850 Member
    almonds.... just plain almonds
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    The answer to your question is 'shotgun'
  • FightGirl83
    FightGirl83 Posts: 30
    Peanut butter. I would eat all the almonds in one sitting and then die shortly thereafter. The consistency of peanut butter would at least slow me down a little bit from inhaling it all.
  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
    My AR-15 and 5 30 rnd magazines along with two sidearms!
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    My AR-15 and 5 30 rnd magazines along with two sidearms!

    How do you propose to eat those?
  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
    My AR-15 and 5 30 rnd magazines along with two sidearms!

    How do you propose to eat those?

    With all that firepower, I can find anything I want to eat.
  • macnotes
    macnotes Posts: 210 Member
    Oh wait, maybe I'll take a bag of flour...cuz with fire I could make it into a lot of stuff.
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
    This question is a moot point. We have learned from all movies and comic books that there is no such thing as a zombie free zone.

    but if I have to answer

    I would bring my shotgun and ammo. Shoot the people that are running with all the food who forgot their guns and take their food and serve their remains to the zombie horde.
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    My first thought was guns too! But since you asked about food... If we're limited to one thing (you didn't say specifically), I'd go with protein bars. If I can have a small bag of stuff, I'd also grab instant oatmeal, almonds, whatever we have for portable fruit, peanut butter and a spoon. And ramen noodles for hubby.
  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
    This question is a moot point. We have learned from all movies and comic books that there is no such thing as a zombie free zone.

    but if I have to answer

    I would bring my shotgun and ammo. Shoot the people that are running with all the food who forgot their guns and take their food and serve their remains to the zombie horde.


    More guns = less Zombies
  • collinj8
    collinj8 Posts: 98 Member
    My Zombie Apocolypse emergency kit. Food, water, guns and ammo.
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    I grab a gun. Then I can have any unarmed person's food.
  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
    dont forget this! http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
    This question is a moot point. We have learned from all movies and comic books that there is no such thing as a zombie free zone.

    but if I have to answer

    I would bring my shotgun and ammo. Shoot the people that are running with all the food who forgot their guns and take their food and serve their remains to the zombie horde.


    More guns = less Zombies

    I like the AR 15 idea but not as effective as a shotgun.

    AR 15- Mid range shoulder fired aim in weapon with one ammo variant

    Shotgun - Mid to close range shoulder / hip/ or off hand fired weapon with several ammo variants (buck shot - slug and birdshot)

    Handguns- Really only close range but effective

    I would go with my Mossberg 590 - 10 rounds of zombie killing, all steel construction with a bayonet lug. Cant beat it.
  • myfitnessnmhoy
    myfitnessnmhoy Posts: 2,105 Member
    I would bring my shotgun and ammo. Shoot the people that are running with all the food who forgot their guns and take their food and serve their remains to the zombie horde.

    I like the way you think. Me, too. If it ever happens, I hope we never meet, though.
  • macnotes
    macnotes Posts: 210 Member
    OK, so let's revise this question then, if you only remembered to grab your gun and you're going to be shooting people who forgot their guns and have only food. What stuff do you wish THEY remembered to bring so that you'll be rightly sustained?

    and don't say "more ammo"
  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
    a box truck to store more ammo
  • wwk10
    wwk10 Posts: 244 Member
    can opener
  • dizzydi1968
    dizzydi1968 Posts: 564
    Shish!! You americans and your guns its really quite frightening!!!!

    Chocolate and wine would be my grab, I'm clearly either gonna get eaten by zombies or shot by one of the tooled up humans so | may as well die happy :drinker:
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    My 9mm glock and a buttload of ammo. I can live off the land for the rest. If I had to pick one non-weapon item, it'd be my waterproof boots.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    lol Beef jeky lots of it . Also my Katana, switchblade, water cateen. Bleach (to sterilize the water) And every gun I can find or merch off someone else. And yes I will trip you if it comes down to the 2 of us
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Crossbow people the zombies hear the shots they will ALL start running to you DUH!!!
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    Nike Cross Trainers...
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,226 Member
    duct tape.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Tushay Mercenary... Tushay might as well run in comfort.
    Nike Cross Trainers...
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    This question is a moot point. We have learned from all movies and comic books that there is no such thing as a zombie free zone.

    but if I have to answer

    I would bring my shotgun and ammo. Shoot the people that are running with all the food who forgot their guns and take their food and serve their remains to the zombie horde.

    Yes I see we think alike. Hope we are not in the same area when the BIG event happens. LOL
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
    My cats.

    I'm gonna need decoys.
  • gina1971
    gina1971 Posts: 71 Member
    Crossbow people the zombies hear the shots they will ALL start running to you DUH!!!

    ^This. Have you people learned nothing from "The Walking Dead"!?!
  • Asteet
    Asteet Posts: 1
    Shotgun
  • nursevee
    nursevee Posts: 344 Member
    Nuts/Fruit/Veg and several cases of water.

    After that i'm packin' heat (.40 cal, desert eagle and the .22 shotgun), grabbing my kids and dogs and driving to safety in my lifted f-250. I'll run over those mutha *bleep*!
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