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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Men have it easy
    Not having to shave their legs
    Screw society!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I must post one more
    To get rid of 6-6-6
    Chocolate Yorkie!
  • megamom3kck
    megamom3kck Posts: 115
    on laptop all night
    posting in chit chat threads, yes
    time i won't get back

    ;)
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    I must post one more
    To get rid of 6-6-6
    Chocolate Yorkie!

    Edited mistake.
    Now the syllable pattern
    is 5-7-5.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Bloody mosquito,
    My life is not yours to suck
    Like a vampire.

    I really don't care
    Why nature gave you the task;
    Puncture me and die!!
  • megamom3kck
    megamom3kck Posts: 115
    Sounds are ringing loud
    My phone is not silent now
    Should I answer it?
  • rebecky27
    rebecky27 Posts: 842 Member
    My first run outside
    Thought the route was a flat one
    Sneaky hill got me
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Having a day where
    First thought was of more sleeping
    Today is sucky
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    They keep this house cold.
    I cannot feel my fingers.
    Outside it's real hot.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I must post one more
    To get rid of 6-6-6
    Chocolate Yorkie!

    Edited mistake.
    Now the syllable pattern
    is 5-7-5.

    I did not notice
    My 16 year old noticed
    Damn know-it-all kid! :smile:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    I must post one more
    To get rid of 6-6-6
    Chocolate Yorkie!

    Edited mistake.
    Now the syllable pattern
    is 5-7-5.

    I did not notice
    My 16 year old noticed
    Damn know-it-all kid! :smile:

    Smart kids are awesome!
    Take pride in your brainiac...
    Good parenting skills!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I must post one more
    To get rid of 6-6-6
    Chocolate Yorkie!

    Edited mistake.
    Now the syllable pattern
    is 5-7-5.

    I did not notice
    My 16 year old noticed
    Damn know-it-all kid! :smile:

    Smart kids are awesome!
    Take pride in your brainiac...
    Good parenting skills!!

    Of him I am proud
    He is on the honor roll
    Way smarter than me!
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    GROSS!! Who in the hell
    Decided to take a dump
    and leave a floater? :noway:

    Here are the suspects;
    Co-workers one, two, and three...
    Who ate corn last night?? :huh:
  • megamom3kck
    megamom3kck Posts: 115
    Just had my dinner
    Chipolte's, it was so good
    stayed within my goal
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    KrisyKat, she of
    Mad haiku skillz, never speak
    Of corn-poo again
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    My apologies;
    Imagery is my strong suit,
    Got carried away.

    It was quite graphic
    Enduring the awkward-ness
    Of an unclaimed poo.
  • megamom3kck
    megamom3kck Posts: 115
    I woke up and weighed.
    I found I lost weight, Whoo hooo!
    My goal will come soon.
  • irishcanadianwoman
    irishcanadianwoman Posts: 147
    Chardonnay, my love
    You make me forget my thoughts
    Oh look, new shoes! *hic*

    Love this one! Thanks for the laugh!
  • DebraAukett
    DebraAukett Posts: 128 Member
    Seductive Beauty
    The love of my life
    My chocolate

    ;-)
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Wouldn't it be grand
    If the corn-pooer was here
    Shamed of her floater?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My dogs love crayons
    They have technicolor poo
    Better than corn poo!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    My unicorn has
    technicolor poo also.
    His is natural.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Papaversomniferum
    Makes many haiku
    Few make sense
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    hm, "Stop Making Sense"
    A good Talking Heads album;
    I like to eat pie.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Sense, she makes none
    Confused I find myself;
    Yoda I am.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I tire of this dance.
    I don't love you anymore.
    Just go already.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Talking Heads says she.
    Psycho killer, qu'est que c'est
    David Byrne is dope
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Oh, shut your mouth, you.
    We know you'll always love me.
    I'm just so darn cute.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    I tire of this dance.
    I don't love you anymore.
    Just go already.

    Whoa, deep haiku, bro.
    I feel bad for posting fluff,
    Yet I do not stop.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Take another shot
    of courage and wonder why
    right words never come.

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