Weigh less after pooping?

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  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
    Girls poop? Nooooooooo
  • kak2m4
    kak2m4 Posts: 167 Member
    So according to my scale....I weigh 3 lbs less after pooping! Is this right?!

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    Why did you weigh yourself before and after pooping?

    Who doesn't? :happy:
  • hanna6774
    hanna6774 Posts: 225
    Did your poop weight 3 pounds? If so, then it's correct.

    Eeeeeewww! Bad enough she is obsessed enough to weigh herself after a BM, never mind the thought of someone actually weighing poop.....just eeeeeew!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I have bowel movements about 3-4 times a week and yet they are still large. I save them for when I'm at work or at Walmart because they have more powerful toilets.

    There truly is nothing better than getting paid to poop.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I can't!!! :laugh:
  • bikingpanda
    bikingpanda Posts: 68 Member
    Congratulations on your 3lb poop baby! I always weigh more after I poop.

    I think you are doing something wrong.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I can't!!! :laugh:

    You can't poop?
  • janeite1990
    janeite1990 Posts: 671 Member
    I have bowel movements about 3-4 times a week and yet they are still large. I save them for when I'm at work or at Walmart because they have more powerful toilets.

    Yes, the rest of us who shop at Walmart really appreciate this.
  • Debbe2
    Debbe2 Posts: 2,071 Member
    I don't know. It's probably something that can be computed somehow if you knew all the formulas. But I only got as far as Calc II. I know a couple of applied math PhD's.. I'll float this one past them and see if they can come up with some solution.

    ^^Funny^^

    It's like giving birth to a little poo baby ; )
  • adet983
    adet983 Posts: 138
    hot chicks dont poop...refuse to ever believe it
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I have bowel movements about 3-4 times a week and yet they are still large. I save them for when I'm at work or at Walmart because they have more powerful toilets.

    Yes, the rest of us who shop at Walmart really appreciate this.

    You shop in the Walmart bathrooms?
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    I have bowel movements about 3-4 times a week and yet they are still large. I save them for when I'm at work or at Walmart because they have more powerful toilets.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    The laugh I just let out reading this!
  • rwisner
    rwisner Posts: 56 Member
    Lol!! This is a funny thread...Shannon I am the same way, only go 1-2 times per week. After a bm, I am usually 1-2 pounds lighter in weight as well. ;-)
  • NovemberJune
    NovemberJune Posts: 2,525 Member
    My MIL has the same problem, with the not going frequently enough. :( She's been to the doctor several times and they have yet to figure it out.
  • XxXHillaryXxX
    XxXHillaryXxX Posts: 32 Member
    Warm prune juice, that's what you need. Heat it up and drink it down. Warming it up is the key. :wink:
  • emc1014
    emc1014 Posts: 9 Member
    My husband does that all the time and swears he ways less after pooping, lol.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Warm prune juice, that's what you need. Heat it up and drink it down. Warming it up is the key. :wink:

    so you need the taste of hot *kitten* to produce?
  • hanna6774
    hanna6774 Posts: 225
    Corn people, lots and lots of corn.......just saying:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AimersBee
    AimersBee Posts: 775 Member
    Do you flush the toilet as you're going, or is there enough room in there? :-/
  • traceyjayne64
    traceyjayne64 Posts: 262
    when i was a child, around 4/5, i only went around once every ten-14 days according to my mum. I was taken to see a specialist who just said it was a 'lazy' colon and other than eating the right things there wasn't alot that could be done as long as i was ok, healthy and not suffering !!!
    This continued until i was in my mid 20's when i spent 2 years on a vegetarian diet then suddenly everything changed and i was going more frequently.

    Even now though, i still only go around 3 times a week :ohwell:

    *note to self, weigh myself after pooping lol
  • hannahbanana0480
    hannahbanana0480 Posts: 46 Member
    Damn...I wish I only went once a week. It's such a waste of my time!
  • XxXHillaryXxX
    XxXHillaryXxX Posts: 32 Member
    Warm prune juice, that's what you need. Heat it up and drink it down. Warming it up is the key. :wink:

    so you need the taste of hot *kitten* to produce?

    Not me..I'm doing just fine. It's a helpful tip for our 3 lb/once a week pooper.
  • caterpillardreams
    caterpillardreams Posts: 476 Member
    LMAO
  • hahaha
  • BadGirlsDoItWell7
    BadGirlsDoItWell7 Posts: 7 Member
    I know, right?! I'm losing it.
  • Shollin243
    Shollin243 Posts: 30 Member
    I have bowel movements about 3-4 times a week and yet they are still large. I save them for when I'm at work or at Walmart because they have more powerful toilets.

    Yes, the rest of us who shop at Walmart really appreciate this.

    I've also hit Meijers too. I only keep toilet paper for emergencies. My bowel movements are handled in other locations.
  • traceyjayne64
    traceyjayne64 Posts: 262
    I don't know. It's probably something that can be computed somehow if you knew all the formulas. But I only got as far as Calc II. I know a couple of applied math PhD's.. I'll float this one past them and see if they can come up with some solution.

    ^^Funny^^

    It's like giving birth to a little poo baby ; )

    that reminds me of a few years ago, we were going on holiday to America and i guess due to nerves id got very constipated and hadnt been for ages.
    My whole family knew and were worried about the situation on a plane, but finally the day before we were going away, i managed to go....
    The phrase 'mother and poo both doing well' was used an awful lot that holiday :laugh:
  • caterpillardreams
    caterpillardreams Posts: 476 Member
    I would be curious to know what your daily diet consists of? How many calories you consume each day?

    well i eat about the same thing everyday

    for breakfast i have a frozen breakfast biscuit thing with bacon egg and cheese and vitamin water with miralax and benefiber in it

    lunch: turkey sandwich and some chips and maybe half of a can of pop

    dinner: today all i had was a piece of bread but usually chicken and rice or spaghetti---you know, real dinner lol

    thats about it

    Whoa, no veggies? You need to eat a lot of green leafy vegetables and fruits, for one thing! try that!

    I was laughing so much I forgot this is very serious.
    This post is correct in suggesting veggies. Also fruits. You should be eating so much more. I have also added prunes daily. just a serving. When I was not living a heatlhy lifestyle, I was going every 2-3 days. Now I am regular again. The Fruits and veggies help so much. especially the prunes. And its all natural so much better than medication and processed powders.

    Have you seen a specialist? Or maybe a nutritionist? Maybe there are some foods you are eating that make you constipated. This is an extremely serious issue and you should consult another doctor if your doctor is stumped.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    So according to my scale....I weigh 3 lbs less after pooping! Is this right?!


    Wow 3 pounds?!?! Did you have to have an episiotomy?
  • Mcctin65
    Mcctin65 Posts: 507 Member
    So the consensus seems to be: Drink plenty of water, eat plenty of fruits and veggies. Shannon, can you try that for say, a month, and let us know if it helps? :drinker:


    i'm not kidding when i say i've tried everything lol the doctor said i have a nonfunctioning colon and he doesn't know the cause......the only thing i can do is wait it out or take laxatives

    I've had a problem for years with major pain in my lower right side. It would hurt so bad even sex was painful (don't think it people!) I've passed out from it and everything. It felt like I was constipated but nothing would work. They tested me inside out and upside down for years and years. Ultra sounds, barium enema, colonscopy, gall bladder, liver, you name it. A heating pad wrapped around my side would be the only relief I could find. After a couple hours or days sometimes it would go away. They never did figure out. My theory was that I was getting blocked up for some reason. So, I bought this Ultimate Cleanse at the local health store. It's 2 bottles of vitamins/ herbs. When I feel that pain coming on or I haven't pooped for a day or so, I take one of each in the am and one of each in the pm. You're supposed to increase it by one of each every other day but I've only ever made it to 2 of each one time. I always go and the pain vanished. SOOOO for what it's worth there ya have it.