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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Watched movie last night;
    "The Dictator" on big screen.
    It was Aladeen.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Nobody better
    ever lay a finger on
    my Butterfinger.
  • JhKd
    JhKd Posts: 20
    Weird, never saw this this thread before, and this morning while getting dressed I thought of a haiku. Not much of a poet, but then I come here, and it's clear I was supposed to share... :)

    A cherry blossom
    stuck to the sole of my boot
    sticks to my soul, too
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Weird, never saw this this thread before, and this morning while getting dressed I thought of a haiku. Not much of a poet, but then I come here, and it's clear I was supposed to share... :)

    A cherry blossom
    stuck to the sole of my boot
    sticks to my soul, too

    That was beautiful :sad:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Wake up, Zombie Thread,
    bless us with your glorious
    memories and brains.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Poor dead haiku thread
    You were my greatest success
    Rest in peace dear friend
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Oh haiku thread dude
    We greatly enjoyed your thread
    It needs to live on!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Firefighters will
    Remember the 3-4-3;
    Never Forgotten

    squad252-1.jpg
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I resurrect you
    My old friend, my haiku thread
    Yes, I'm a dumb *kitten*
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Zombie thread
    It is dusty and moldy
    Give life with haiku
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Interesting read
    These haikus of everyone's
    Glad they live again
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    She offers herself,

    To Him her body, life, her soul.

    He accepts her gift.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    The air overhead
    chills me as it whirs and hums.
    It's thirty degrees!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Not To Touch The Earth
    Playing on my radio
    Yay I love The Doors!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I resurrect you
    My old friend, my haiku thread
    Yes, I'm a dumb *kitten*

    You actually did it..lmao...hahahahahahahahaha

    *Yes, I know not haiku. *shrugs*
  • EnderNC
    EnderNC Posts: 383 Member
    5 o clock get here
    Y U No get here faster
    MFP bored rant
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
    This isn't one I created, but one of my favorites.

    A Haiku about getting out of bed:

    No, no, no, no, no.
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
    No, no, no and no!
  • anaduffy
    anaduffy Posts: 74
    walked four miles today
    getting in shape has been fun
    tomorow i'll run
  • gillesse
    gillesse Posts: 66 Member
    Drop it like it's hot
    Drop it, drop it low girl, yea
    Do ya thang girl, do it yo

    As you can tell, I got mad haiku skillz and shizz.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Drop it like it's hot
    Drop it, drop it low girl, yea
    Do ya thang girl, do it yo

    As you can tell, I got mad haiku skillz and shizz.
    Last line has too many syllablez. And shizz.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Should've tested it
    before I had cappuccino.
    Reading's now too high.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Daughter wants to stay
    In bed and skip school today.
    She'll drive me to drink.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Music exploring,
    facebook and MFP posts,
    No work done today.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Exhausting morning
    Thinking about Jack Daniels
    No work done either.
  • gillesse
    gillesse Posts: 66 Member
    Drop it like it's hot
    Drop it, drop it low girl, yea
    Do ya thang girl, do it yo

    As you can tell, I got mad haiku skillz and shizz.
    Last line has too many syllablez. And shizz.

    That's part of the ghettoness...

    Err, yah. That's it.

    fack it, I was tired man. Leave me alone. And shizz. :P lol jk
  • Yes2HealthyAriel
    Yes2HealthyAriel Posts: 453 Member
    me so short and fat
    in the beginning of this
    over time slimming
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Drop it like it's hot
    Drop it, drop it low girl, yea
    Do ya thang girl, do it yo

    As you can tell, I got mad haiku skillz and shizz.
    Last line has too many syllablez. And shizz.

    That's part of the ghettoness...

    Err, yah. That's it.

    fack it, I was tired man. Leave me alone. And shizz. :P lol jk
    LOL :glasses:
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Some days the cravings
    for popcorn, chips and ice cream
    are way too intense.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Kickboxing tonight.
    Shaved my legs and everything!
    Friend's sick. Rescheduled. :ohwell:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Cookies on the shelf.
    Sitting innocent but not.
    Why do you taunt me?

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