What makes YOU turned off?

uh...what do you mean by "stuff". Because my mind totally went in the gutter, and if that's where yours is, then where in the hell are you hanging out? LOL

uh...what do you mean by "stuff". Because my mind totally went in the gutter, and if that's where yours is, then where in the hell are you hanging out? LOL

LOL not that. What I mean is the "stuff" coming from your nose whenever you have colds.

Hahaha....gotcha.

Yeah, I think it's time for me to step away from the computer for the night. My brain is taking everything straight to Gutter City.

Having no sense of humor


& that terrible clearing the nose & throat sound some guys make ...like "hawking a lugey"!! Yuck!

Everyone farts people!

Once, when my older boy was little (3yrs old) and his mother wasn't home...I farted. The look on his face was priceless, total shock and confusion. So I immediately acted like I'd lost something important (looking around, and under things) and told him that an alligator must have got loose in the house...and we'd better find it before Mom got home. Over the course of the next year...this became a huge game (yes, I'm a guy...deal with it) between us. So anyhow...I was working out in the garage one evening, and had gone into the house to get a drink. I see Rachel sitting on the couch talking in a very serious tone to Cristopher, with my very concerned looking son standing there looking back at her. I asked what was wrong, and she started to talk but he ran right over her explaining to me that there was an alligator loose in the house and Mommy wouldn't let him look for it.

I looked at her, busted out laughing and said 'You farted, didn't you?!'

She turned about 72 shades of red, and said 'Oh my God Cris!...what have you been TEACHING HIM?!?!?!'

Yep, priceless.

Everyone farts people!

Once, when my older boy was little (3yrs old) and his mother wasn't home...I farted. The look on his face was priceless, total shock and confusion. So I immediately acted like I'd lost something important (looking around, and under things) and told him that an alligator must have got loose in the house...and we'd better find it before Mom got home. Over the course of the next year...this became a huge game (yes, I'm a guy...deal with it) between us. So anyhow...I was working out in the garage one evening, and had gone into the house to get a drink. I see Rachel sitting on the couch talking in a very serious tone to Cristopher, with my very concerned looking son standing there looking back at her. I asked what was wrong, and she started to talk but he ran right over her explaining to me that there was an alligator loose in the house and Mommy wouldn't let him look for it.

I looked at her, busted out laughing and said 'You farted, didn't you?!'

She turned about 72 shades of red, and said 'Oh my God Cris!...what have you been TEACHING HIM?!?!?!'

Yep, priceless.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Everyone farts people!

Once, when my older boy was little (3yrs old) and his mother wasn't home...I farted. The look on his face was priceless, total shock and confusion. So I immediately acted like I'd lost something important (looking around, and under things) and told him that an alligator must have got loose in the house...and we'd better find it before Mom got home. Over the course of the next year...this became a huge game (yes, I'm a guy...deal with it) between us. So anyhow...I was working out in the garage one evening, and had gone into the house to get a drink. I see Rachel sitting on the couch talking in a very serious tone to Cristopher, with my very concerned looking son standing there looking back at her. I asked what was wrong, and she started to talk but he ran right over her explaining to me that there was an alligator loose in the house and Mommy wouldn't let him look for it.

I looked at her, busted out laughing and said 'You farted, didn't you?!'

She turned about 72 shades of red, and said 'Oh my God Cris!...what have you been TEACHING HIM?!?!?!'

Yep, priceless.

OMG...that's....epic. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

when my boyfriend is talking to his friends on xbox live & being all loud & giggly while im sitting there looking stupid.. then he wants to lean in for a kiss... PSH bye . '_' . happened today.

Bad breath, ungroomed facial hair, dingy t shirts... my word, they cost less than 10 bucks for a pack of 3 or more. Sheesh!

Everyone farts people!

Once, when my older boy was little (3yrs old) and his mother wasn't home...I farted. The look on his face was priceless, total shock and confusion. So I immediately acted like I'd lost something important (looking around, and under things) and told him that an alligator must have got loose in the house...and we'd better find it before Mom got home. Over the course of the next year...this became a huge game (yes, I'm a guy...deal with it) between us. So anyhow...I was working out in the garage one evening, and had gone into the house to get a drink. I see Rachel sitting on the couch talking in a very serious tone to Cristopher, with my very concerned looking son standing there looking back at her. I asked what was wrong, and she started to talk but he ran right over her explaining to me that there was an alligator loose in the house and Mommy wouldn't let him look for it.

I looked at her, busted out laughing and said 'You farted, didn't you?!'

She turned about 72 shades of red, and said 'Oh my God Cris!...what have you been TEACHING HIM?!?!?!'

Yep, priceless.

OMG...that's....epic. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Well, she more screeched it...so I'm only kinda sure that's what she said. It seemed to fit though, and I wasn't stupid enough to ask her to repeat herself (actually, I was sort of headed back into the garage already with that 'I'm not running from you, I just forgot something is on fire' thing going on).

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Probably the best move, considering the circumstances.