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  • elpiper
    elpiper Posts: 183 Member
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    I like to think I'm hot. :) and here I am on MFP. Additionally, reading this thread has been quite entertaining.
  • elpiper
    elpiper Posts: 183 Member
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    Nerdy? I might have a chance. Hottest, probley not, but i'm a solid 5.5 maybe a 9 if your drunk. :)

    Nerd Resume:

    - I attempted to teach my kid magic the gathering before she learned to walk.
    - I once put a condom on before sex and was like "sweet!!!! +5 to love making"
    - I wear socks with sandles
    - I speak Elvish, Fluently
    - I was named MVP in my Belegarth guild with the assistance of my trustworth Masamune skills, 3 times.
    - I earned my Level 3 Judge Card for magic the gathering before my associates degree.
    - My computer monitor is bigger than my TV
    - My GPA (3.97) is higher than the number of girls i've slept with (1)


    Do I win yet? :drinker:

    well Sir, you have my vote!
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
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    Now THIS is my kinda thread...making room on the old FL for some nerdly goodness!

    yep this is the best of them all ...lol Gotta say I am more of a dork lover

    This!
  • HarpingOn
    HarpingOn Posts: 55 Member
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    I code, I game, I speak Klingon, play Harp, and I run.

    Dunno if that makes me geeky or nerdy :)
  • Fattack
    Fattack Posts: 666 Member
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    So Diablo III. What the heck happened.
    Hoping to finish Inferno by the end of the long weekend. Not sure whether to go on my WD (keep getting smushed on Act II Hell) or my monk though (zerging through Nightmare, so nowhere near 60). Hm.
  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
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    A noble gas walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve noble gases in here." The noble gas did not react.

    :heart:

    LOVE IT! bahaha
  • Elliemage
    Elliemage Posts: 25
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    Whoa! Nerds abound! I feel so... at home :heart:

    Just finished putting a new hard drive in my computer, spending the day reinstalling everything (of course skyrim, SWTOR and Dragon Age come first).
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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    I'm offended that you guys started this thread while I was asleep.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    I'm offended that you guys started this thread while I was asleep.

    But it's a great thread to wake up to, isn't it? :)
  • SkinnyBeth4Life
    SkinnyBeth4Life Posts: 116 Member
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    Orson Scott Card anyone ?

    Um...yes please! I met him the other day and a little tear came to my eye.

    My goal is to be a sexy nerd...and cosplay in skimpy outfits at Dragon*Con.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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    My vote goes to all the lovely ladies in the Geek Squid. If you ain't Geek Squid you ain't sheet.
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
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    Ok so on the Douglas Adams front did you read the Dirk Gently books and the meaning of Liff? What about the audio series of HHGTG? Lets test your credentials?

    I OWN the audio of the Long Dark Tea time of the Soul and ALL of the HHGTG (Dirk Maggs is a Genius !)
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    <~~~~

    Seriously people, I write science fiction/fantasy, have a library of scifi/fantasy books that requires multiple trips to the moving truck to transport, forge knives and swords (yes, with a hammer, anvil, and fire), have had a max level end game raid geared toon in in four major MMORPG's pretty much continuously since 1999, in one of which I carried top ranger on the server title for four years.

    I build my own computers, am a whiz at photoshop, poser, 3ds max, and know what to do to keep things running straight, even when Windows doesn't.

    It doesn't get nerdier than that.

    Knives?!?! :love:

    Yes Miss.

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    This I've been carrying every day for years.

    I don't carry this one, but I'd love to get a thigh strap to hook it onto. It's pretty heavy though, it would probably slip down my leg. I wore it to a renaissance fair. I'd love to go again. Happy sigh.
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    I have a smaller one that i carried when I was out alone, but have gotten out of the habit.
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    I haven't read thru this at all, but it was a no brainier for me: Sarahbara76 :flowerforyou:

    Thanks BAM!! :blushing: FOR YOU :smooched:

    I read comics daily, dress in costume (wonder woman/super girl/ and this Halloween Laura Croft) I collect action figures and stamps and I watch anime , I also can discuss physics for hours. I dress in Renaissance clothes every year and attend the local fair every time it's around usually in full gear. I attend comic conventions as well.

    As for the hotness I will let you be the judge ..thanks sweet BAM :heart:
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    My vote goes to all the lovely ladies in the Geek Squid. If you ain't Geek Squid you ain't sheet.

    What is this Geek Squid you speak of?
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    My vote goes to all the lovely ladies in the Geek Squid. If you ain't Geek Squid you ain't sheet.

    What is this Geek Squid you speak of?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/forums/show/3583-the-geek-squid

    Feel free to join the group. :)
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Nerds trying to out nerd nerds. Too funny
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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    I know what an Edson's Enigma is and have been paid for performing them.
    I occasionally greet people with "Bah weep grah nah weep ninny bong".
    My favorite horror movies are ones you've likely never heard of.
    I'm a 9 times published spec fic author and one of my horror stories has won awards.
    I'm married to a Burlesque emcee/stand up comedian.
    My brother made DJ hero 2.
    I could quote Aliens word for word a quarter of a decade ago,
    When I grow up I want to be a Grammaton Cleric.
    I spin fire.
    I own a replica of the Lament Configuration.
    I usually diagnose the problems on House before doctor House does.
    I couldn't sleep the night after watching The Avengers because I was in too much bliss.
    I'm currently designing a tear-away Master Chief striptease costume for a Burlesque number.
    I've read The Navidson Record three times.
    Tom Baker was the Doctor of my generation.
    Tom Savini endorsed a book I was featured in.
    David Prowse (RIP) once signed my forehead with a permanent marker.
    My wife won Screamfest 2002 with a script judged by Wes Craven.
    We've washed Henry Rollin's underwear in our apartment.
    My best friend designed the costumes for Pirates of the Caribbean.
    I was taught 24 and 48 form Yang style by Master Ma Yue.
    If I'm not back in fifteen minutes, you take this ship and you come and rescue me.
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
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    I'm offended that you guys started this thread while I was asleep.

    true nerds dont sleep. They just drink more red bulls.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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    true nerds dont sleep. They just drink more red bulls.

    Not diabetic nerds. :cry:

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