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Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

texastango
texastango Posts: 309
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Okay, my other forum was a bust....guess someone had posted the topic before and I didn't see it...so here's one more....and it was prompted by one of the responses in the other forum.....in which a guy told a girl..."IF you shave your fuzzy bits, stop". Lay it on...what's the worst line you've ever heard.....

or yet again....things you'd want to say but never did! LOL
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  • Kissybiz
    Kissybiz Posts: 361 Member
    What I wanted to say was.. please close your lips, I don't like kissing a big mouthed bass!
  • scotslass
    scotslass Posts: 317
    Spit or Swallow...lol
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
    Mind if we stop by my moms house?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    This should sum it up:

    http://youtu.be/2JcFtXnQwm8
  • mathgirl
    mathgirl Posts: 61 Member
    I've got a....
  • itgeekwoman
    itgeekwoman Posts: 804 Member
    If you were skinnier you'd be beautiful.
  • schalka
    schalka Posts: 57
    Im sure u dont wanna hear someone say on a first date how much they wanna have babies or get married :noway:
  • andreacord
    andreacord Posts: 928
    so .. how soon can we $@&!
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    I have aids
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
    So, when are you due?
  • whitehandlady
    whitehandlady Posts: 459 Member
    OHHHH....BUMPPPPP...THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE....I CAN FEEL IT:laugh:
  • kekl
    kekl Posts: 382 Member
    If you were skinnier you'd be beautiful.

    I hope you punched them in the jeans for that!
  • Aquaduckie
    Aquaduckie Posts: 115
    "I would take you to a movie theater, but I can't keep my butt shut."
    So we went to his parent's house to watch a video where he kept disappearing into the basement to break wind. At least he was courteous enough to leave the room.
  • whitehandlady
    whitehandlady Posts: 459 Member
    If you were skinnier you'd be beautiful.


    ^^^^OMG THIS!!!!!......more times than i can count:noway:
  • schalka
    schalka Posts: 57
    " this one time in bandcamp......." :tongue:
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    Well, I mean we are kind of... like... seperated but... not really
  • Ravenesque_
    Ravenesque_ Posts: 257 Member
    you've got a nice face....
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
    This should sum it up:

    http://youtu.be/2JcFtXnQwm8
    lol that's a good one!!!
  • scubachick2287
    scubachick2287 Posts: 57
    Date: "I have to be home by 9."
    Me: "You have to work tomorrow?"
    Date: "No, I don't want to violate."

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
    " this one time in bandcamp......." :tongue:
    hahaha this is a good one to use though.. :laugh:
  • steph124ny
    steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
    "Get in my van....
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    I got tickets for us to go to the Celine Dion concert and my mom is coming too!!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    "so you work for CPS? Can I ask you a question? It has to do with my baby mama..."

    :noway:

    It wasn't first date but it was online dating.. a message I received after going back and forth for a bit with a guy. That was the last message. Ha!!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    "Let's see....you ordered the (insert item) so you owe (insert amount). Oh, and I have a buy one get one free coupon, so mine is free"
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    my ex always said......
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
    Hi, I'm Chris Brown.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    This should sum it up:

    http://youtu.be/2JcFtXnQwm8

    ^ I love that show, but for some reason haven't seen that episode. :laugh:

    - - -

    Don't say:
    'Genetics - is that the reason why you're overweight?'
    'Oh but I would tell you if I had a flare up'
    :laugh: :noway:
  • Dauntlessness
    Dauntlessness Posts: 1,489 Member
    You look like my mom.


    hahahaha
  • semeyer
    semeyer Posts: 282 Member
    It wasn't a first date, but:

    "Its not my problem guys think you're fat and you can't hold down a relationship"

    Followed by me punching him in the face and never returning a phone call ever again.
  • schalka
    schalka Posts: 57
    "So hypotheticaly speaking if i were to say i had herpes....."
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