Things You Should Never Say On A First Date
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"don't wake my mom she's a light sleeper" lol0
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Hi, I'm Chris Brown.
So wrong!!! LMAO!0 -
You look like my mom.
hahahaha
Meh, that could be a compliment! But too funny!0 -
Well, I mean we are kind of... like... seperated but... not really
^^this. show me the divorce papers, signed, sealed and delivered!0 -
"I really thought you were Mexican when I asked you out, that's why I thought you were hot. I'm kinda disappointed you're not." -first (and only) date with a (white) guy I went to college with, I think I was like 19.
Oh and "I used to take my ex girlfriend here all the time, but she had money too, so she didn't appreciate it. I'm glad you're not rich." from another douche I went out with when I was 19 or so. He took me to a really expensive restaurant on our first date (he was one of those "flaunt his daddy's money" kinds of guys). Apparently since I went to public high school school, didn't drive a BMW, and had a job while in college, I was slummin' it. I went out with him a couple more times because he was a pretty nice (and good looking) guy otherwise and had a good sense of humor, but I couldn't deal with how obsessed with his money (aka his parents' money) he was, it was just obnoxious.
I wonder where they are now lol0 -
That's a great skirt. I've got the same one in orange.0
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sorry.. TOM is in town....0
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What I wanted to say was.. please close your lips, I don't like kissing a big mouthed bass!
SO you don't like to fish I take it?0 -
Crappers - somebody already posted that.
Ok - don't ask when he goes to pick you up: "Hey! You wanna meet my ex-husband?" Who, by the way, is IN her house/apartment at the time.
Yeah - not good.0 -
I had a guy bring a photo album of all his past girlfriends on a first date. Like it was some kind of resume... "Look, other women in the past have found me dateable..."
I might have been able to forgive that... if he'd brushed his teeth sometime in the past decade. Bleah... the breath! It was like a zombie ate a dead skunk, and farted.
Did I say it was a first date? Scratch that. It was an only date. :laugh:0 -
Spit or Swallow...lol
Must have been a date with a dentist...0 -
did you just fart???0
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"I would take you to a movie theater, but I can't keep my butt shut."
So we went to his parent's house to watch a video where he kept disappearing into the basement to break wind. At least he was courteous enough to leave the room.
Thank you, you made my afternoon, I can't quit laughing. Not at you! just wow. At least he was honest.0 -
"You sounded skinnier on the phone"
"You remind me of my mom"
"You'll love my daughter. She's your age."
"You can order anything you want off the dollar menu"
"Wow, you're not as dumb as you look!"0 -
Start off each sentence with I NEED......
1...A place to stay
2...More money
3...Car
4....Friends
5....Life
Rambling on and on about all you needs....LOL0 -
or THINGS you should never do on a first date.
I had a guy about 20 mins in trying to hold my hand across the handle LOL, then he tried to stuff his tongue down my throat. Was
very awkward, and well we never went out again.0 -
'Oh but I would tell you if I had a flare up'
:laugh: :noway:
Ew. Ew. :laugh:0 -
"You look like my mother!"
Don't do that. I imagine it wouldn't fly.
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never said that - honestly (*wink)
I have gotten "you remind me of my mom" from more than one guy on a date. Most of them meant it as a compliment, more like "my mom would like you" type thing, but one...well...I was creeped out by how close he and his mom were...0 -
WOW..You have a really pretty face for a big girl !0
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Mind if we stop by my moms house?
Response: Not at all, but after how about we visit a land fill where I'm going to dump you off. LOL0 -
heard it on a commerical....
You must be from tennesee because you are the only ten i see. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh:0 -
Oh, that movie theater? I don't think I can go there... it's down the street from a park... there are legal... complications.0
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Spit or Swallow...lol
Must have been a date with a dentist...
Damn it could have been great, teeth whitening for free!0 -
Can we stop by Walgreen's after dinner? I need to pick up my VD medicine.0
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I love you.0
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My favorite band is Nickelback.0
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If you were skinnier you'd be beautiful.
Okay: Just for the record...You are beautiful...and do you just want to slap this person upside the noggin and go "Dude..what's wrong with you!"......Guess this touched a nerve especially because it's on MFP...!!! LOL0 -
Do you like Pokémon Baby? Then let me get a Pikachu
How many licks does it take to get to your tootsie pop?
-The world will never know buahahahahaha0 -
"I'm really glad you leave your bedroom curtains open at night."
"That'll do, pig, that'll do."0 -
I told a girl once that I expected her to be ugly. LOL. It was a blind date, and just the way it was set up I figured there was something wrong with her. But, she was super hot. Problem was, she knew it. So, that really wrecked it.0
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