Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

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  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    "Have you considered joining MFP to lose some of that weight?"
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    I've got a....

    ??? Okay..I don't get out much.....I've got a ???? (Now, this was posted by a guy...and that was the line....I get it)...lol...sorry I'm a bit slow today. Had no electiricity last night.....and although it was hot..it's heating up in here!
  • SpydrMnky27
    SpydrMnky27 Posts: 381 Member
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    "Let's see....you ordered the (insert item) so you owe (insert amount). Oh, and I have a buy one get one free coupon, so mine is free"

    Lmao!!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    "I have a huge penis"

    No kidding. Some guy said this out loud in a quiet coffeeshop on a first date with me before I met my husband. I was mortified.
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Im sure u dont wanna hear someone say on a first date how much they wanna have babies or get married :noway:

    What I meant was....lol...
  • Doreen_Murray
    Doreen_Murray Posts: 396 Member
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    I went to dinner with someone who must have been nervous because he decided it would be an awesome dinner topic to discuss in great, explicit detail the birth stories of his three children. Good times! :noway:
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    "I made your drink *wink* extra special..."

    “I'm really into you, but I need to establish you’re disease-free… That's kind of a deal breaker.”

    "I love it here, it's so secluded.. You could scream and no one would hear you."

    "What are your thoughts on golden showers?"

    "How little is too little?"
  • Kissybiz
    Kissybiz Posts: 361 Member
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    What I wanted to say was.. please close your lips, I don't like kissing a big mouthed bass!

    SO you don't like to fish I take it?

    No.. but I just want a nice soft kiss.. not a bath in a deep cavernous hole!
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 707 Member
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    don't worry it's just going to be the tip
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    so .. how soon can we $@&!

    And I'm sure he's still asking that and still not getting the reply he desires.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    My ex husband told me this on our first date:
    "You're not a BAD looking girl... (trails away awkwardly)"
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
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    or THINGS you should never do on a first date.

    I had a guy about 20 mins in trying to hold my hand across the handle LOL, then he tried to stuff his tongue down my throat. Was
    very awkward, and well we never went out again.

    I said I was sorry! Damn!
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    I have aids

    Okay..now that's sad....but I work for the Mayor too...I think more people ought to do the job themselves..don't you?
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    So, when are you due?

    The 1st of every month.
  • trm981
    trm981 Posts: 42 Member
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    I was on a date with a guy who was quite frankly giving me the creeps anyway. I ordered a salad and made made a joke about how hard it was to eat salad without making a mess and getting dressing everywhere. And he says:

    "At least it gives me a chance to see how wide you can open your mouth."
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    One time I went into a photobooth with a date. Here's how it went

    Me: wow those are some really good looking pictures.
    Her: REALLY:-)
    Me: YEAH, I can't wait until tomorrow. I get better looking everyday.
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    OHHHH....BUMPPPPP...THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE....I CAN FEEL IT:laugh:

    The Bump, The Line, or the Forum........guess second times the charm. Ops....guess I have a line of my own that you never say on the first date! LOL sheesh
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
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    My ex husband told me this on our first date:
    "You're not a BAD looking girl... (trails away awkwardly)"
    and you married him?
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    "I would take you to a movie theater, but I can't keep my butt shut."
    So we went to his parent's house to watch a video where he kept disappearing into the basement to break wind. At least he was courteous enough to leave the room.

    Don't touch this!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    My ex husband told me this on our first date:
    "You're not a BAD looking girl... (trails away awkwardly)"
    and you married him?
    Yes. His other favorite line:

    "I don't think you're an attractive woman, but I'm attracted to you anyway."

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is only a *very* small part of the reason why he's my ex husband.

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