Skip to content
  • Register

    • Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

    1356789

    Replies

    • Posts: 1,340 Member
      "Have you considered joining MFP to lose some of that weight?"
    • Posts: 309
      I've got a....

      ??? Okay..I don't get out much.....I've got a ???? (Now, this was posted by a guy...and that was the line....I get it)...lol...sorry I'm a bit slow today. Had no electiricity last night.....and although it was hot..it's heating up in here!
    • Posts: 381 Member
      "Let's see....you ordered the (insert item) so you owe (insert amount). Oh, and I have a buy one get one free coupon, so mine is free"

      Lmao!!
    • Posts: 6,376 Member
      "I have a huge penis"

      No kidding. Some guy said this out loud in a quiet coffeeshop on a first date with me before I met my husband. I was mortified.
    • Posts: 309
      Im sure u dont wanna hear someone say on a first date how much they wanna have babies or get married :noway:

      What I meant was....lol...
    • Posts: 396 Member
      I went to dinner with someone who must have been nervous because he decided it would be an awesome dinner topic to discuss in great, explicit detail the birth stories of his three children. Good times! :noway:
    • Posts: 1,234 Member
      "I made your drink *wink* extra special..."

      “I'm really into you, but I need to establish you’re disease-free… That's kind of a deal breaker.”

      "I love it here, it's so secluded.. You could scream and no one would hear you."

      "What are your thoughts on golden showers?"

      "How little is too little?"
    • Posts: 361 Member
      show previous quotes

      SO you don't like to fish I take it?

      No.. but I just want a nice soft kiss.. not a bath in a deep cavernous hole!
    • Posts: 664 Member
      don't worry it's just going to be the tip
    • Posts: 309
      so .. how soon can we $@&!

      And I'm sure he's still asking that and still not getting the reply he desires.
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      My ex husband told me this on our first date:
      "You're not a BAD looking girl... (trails away awkwardly)"
    • Posts: 1,090
      or THINGS you should never do on a first date.

      I had a guy about 20 mins in trying to hold my hand across the handle LOL, then he tried to stuff his tongue down my throat. Was
      very awkward, and well we never went out again.

      I said I was sorry! Damn!
    • Posts: 309
      I have aids

      Okay..now that's sad....but I work for the Mayor too...I think more people ought to do the job themselves..don't you?
    • Posts: 309
      So, when are you due?

      The 1st of every month.
    • Posts: 42 Member
      I was on a date with a guy who was quite frankly giving me the creeps anyway. I ordered a salad and made made a joke about how hard it was to eat salad without making a mess and getting dressing everywhere. And he says:

      "At least it gives me a chance to see how wide you can open your mouth."
    • Posts: 2,317 Member
      One time I went into a photobooth with a date. Here's how it went

      Me: wow those are some really good looking pictures.
      Her: REALLY:-)
      Me: YEAH, I can't wait until tomorrow. I get better looking everyday.
    • Posts: 309
      OHHHH....BUMPPPPP...THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE....I CAN FEEL IT:laugh:

      The Bump, The Line, or the Forum........guess second times the charm. Ops....guess I have a line of my own that you never say on the first date! LOL sheesh
    • Posts: 162 Member
      My ex husband told me this on our first date:
      "You're not a BAD looking girl... (trails away awkwardly)"
      and you married him?
    • Posts: 309
      "I would take you to a movie theater, but I can't keep my butt shut."
      So we went to his parent's house to watch a video where he kept disappearing into the basement to break wind. At least he was courteous enough to leave the room.

      Don't touch this!
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      show previous quotes
      and you married him?
      Yes. His other favorite line:

      "I don't think you're an attractive woman, but I'm attracted to you anyway."

      And this, ladies and gentlemen, is only a *very* small part of the reason why he's my ex husband.
    • Posts: 1,725 Member
      "You'd be pretty if you weren't so fat" to which I replied "You'd be smart, if you'd kept your mouth shut"
    • Posts: 309
      Well, I mean we are kind of... like... seperated but... not really

      Again, do I know you? LOL
    • Posts: 778
      That will be $20 for 30 minutes.
    • Posts: 62
      "Honestly, my rash isn't that bad."
    • Posts: 309
      Date: "I have to be home by 9."
      Me: "You have to work tomorrow?"
      Date: "No, I don't want to violate."

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Proper response: So when you were doing time, Did you meet my Uncle?
    • Posts: 2,236 Member
      You got some great breeding hips. Lets have 10 babies together
    • Posts: 83 Member
      "At least it gives me a chance to see how wide you can open your mouth."

      *slow clap*
      Exemplary.
    • Posts: 287 Member
      Im married but the one i got all the time was......

      either A: Youre like a "bro" but with girls parts --- (i know about cars, motorcycles, sports)

      or

      Once i went on a date with a guy boating (please note other than swim suits i wear padded, pushups seeing i have no chest) and he said "Do u usually wear padded bras? That is like false advertisement"
      Yup... never talked to him again Jerk!
    • Posts: 309
      "Get in my van....

      A shoe in to work every time (You have to see the profile photo to get it).
    • Posts: 3,638 Member
      at a brunch date. I got bacon with my eggs.

      Date: you eat meat!?!? What the *kitten* is the matter with you!!!
    This discussion has been closed.

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register

    Quick Links

    Categories