Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

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  • kdavis82508
    kdavis82508 Posts: 24 Member
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    Don't worry I'm like Allstate, your in good hands
  • joytron
    joytron Posts: 104 Member
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    "You think I'm just another perverted salaryman, DON'T you."

    After dragging me into a shop because they were giving out FREE PORN. Le sigh.
  • NU2U
    NU2U Posts: 659 Member
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    Waiter comes to your table and informs you and your date, that for today only the restaurant is offering 1/2 price discounts to anyone in the nursing field. Date says " oou, you're a nurse..tell them..gimme a chance to get some of my money back!"

    Never, ever, ever do this!!!

    On a first date..or the 1000th date.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    Guy: My balls are the size of kiwis
    Me: Is that supposed to turn me on?
    (he sat there with no response)
    Me: Cause it doesn't
    Still to this day I can't look at kiwis without laughing and being grosssed out.


    mmmmm....kiwis
  • sexycheesemonkey
    sexycheesemonkey Posts: 196 Member
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    Wasn't a first date...but was a pick up line.
    I was working at the mall and was sitting in the food court on my break eating lunch...Guy who is drinking his soda at the table across from me, stops and looks at me all 'seductive' or at least what he though was seductive...and licks the straw a bit before saying
    "I wanna suck YOU through a straw...mmmm"

    I was 16..and the guy was definitely much older...omg...I was so baffled and confused that I RAN to the bathroom and called my mom (who was in the mall at the time getting her hair done)...oh boy did she let him have it...so did the cops when they showed up...

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    the face was something like this...
  • jaxandmaksmom
    jaxandmaksmom Posts: 262 Member
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    my male best friend got

    so on my iphone i have this great app for my ovulation calender


    RED FLAG RUNNNNNN


    i got.. wow my "D**k would look great inbetween your tits... "
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Guy: My balls are the size of kiwis
    Me: Is that supposed to turn me on?
    (he sat there with no response)
    Me: Cause it doesn't
    Still to this day I can't look at kiwis without laughing and being grosssed out.


    mmmmm....kiwis

    I always have kiwis on hand... (combining two of the above lines - one from another quoter) .. Are you an AllState representative? Will I be in good hands?
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
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    This is my WORST date.
    We meet for coffee. I suggest Starbucks. He says "But their coffee is so expensive!"

    That was the first sign.

    So I see this takeaway place selling coffee for a dollar. I said to him "how about this one? Coffee only a dollar"

    "Sure" he says.

    He goes to the counter to order our coffees and then he turns around, puts his hand out and says "So, have you got a dollar?"

    He made me feel so frkn CHEAP!

    LOL
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    Guy: My balls are the size of kiwis
    Me: Is that supposed to turn me on?
    (he sat there with no response)
    Me: Cause it doesn't
    Still to this day I can't look at kiwis without laughing and being grosssed out.


    mmmmm....kiwis

    I always have kiwis on hand... (combining two of the above lines - one from another quoter) .. Are you an AllState representative? Will I be in good hands?

    Lol!! Why yes, I am quite handy with kiwis!
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Waiter comes to your table and informs you and your date, that for today only the restaurant is offering 1/2 price discounts to anyone in the nursing field. Date says " oou, you're a nurse..tell them..gimme a chance to get some of my money back!"
    Never, ever, ever do this!! On a first date..or the 1000th date.

    If you're on your 1000th date with this guy (or any other for that matter) I would hope you'd take the opportunity and the "Change" (if you catch my drift). LOL
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    This is my WORST date.
    We meet for coffee. I suggest Starbucks. He says "But their coffee is so expensive!"
    That was the first sign.
    So I see this takeaway place selling coffee for a dollar. I said to him "how about this one? Coffee only a dollar"
    "Sure" he says.
    He goes to the counter to order our coffees and then he turns around, puts his hand out and says "So, have you got a dollar?"
    He made me feel so frkn CHEAP LOL

    When he puts his hand out "So, have you got a dollar?" that's when you say "Normally, my customers pay me..but okay..here you go...can you drop me off at the corner?" LOL He deserved that.
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
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    Do not talk about the time you ate something bad and how you had the runs all day lol.

    Actually, do more listening, asking questions, give feedback, make her laugh :wink:
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Guy: My balls are the size of kiwis
    Me: Is that supposed to turn me on?
    (he sat there with no response)
    Me: Cause it doesn't
    Still to this day I can't look at kiwis without laughing and being grosssed out.


    mmmmm....kiwis

    I always have kiwis on hand... (combining two of the above lines - one from another quoter) .. Are you an AllState representative? Will I be in good hands?

    Lol!! Why yes, I am quite handy with kiwis!

    Hummmmm now I won't be able to look at them ever again in the same way (checking mine out just to make sure they're fit for handling).
  • reneeileen
    reneeileen Posts: 455 Member
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    You're leaving? Can I come with you?
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Do not talk about the time you ate something bad and how you had the runs all day lol.
    Actually, do more listening, asking questions, give feedback, make her laugh :wink:

    Especially if you are having her over for dinner and it's the same dish you cooked last time that happened. "I just like to be at home in case I get the same reaction. .....Where are you going? I haven't served dinner yet?"
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
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    Guy: My balls are the size of kiwis
    Me: Is that supposed to turn me on?
    (he sat there with no response)
    Me: Cause it doesn't
    Still to this day I can't look at kiwis without laughing and being grosssed out.



    mmmmm....kiwis

    I always have kiwis on hand... (combining two of the above lines - one from another quoter) .. Are you an AllState representative? Will I be in good hands?

    Lol!! Why yes, I am quite handy with kiwis!

    Hummmmm now I won't be able to look at them ever again in the same way (checking mine out just to make sure they're fit for handling).

    So it started with kiwifruit. How romantic. Did this lead to a further discussion about melons and banana? :laugh:
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
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    Do not talk about the time you ate something bad and how you had the runs all day lol.
    Actually, do more listening, asking questions, give feedback, make her laugh :wink:

    Especially if you are having her over for dinner and it's the same dish you cooked last time that happened. "I just like to be at home in case I get the same reaction. .....Where are you going? I haven't served dinner yet?"


    LOL, I'll just stick to my one dollar coffee thanks :drinker:
  • NU2U
    NU2U Posts: 659 Member
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    Waiter comes to your table and informs you and your date, that for today only the restaurant is offering 1/2 price discounts to anyone in the nursing field. Date says " oou, you're a nurse..tell them..gimme a chance to get some of my money back!"
    Never, ever, ever do this!! On a first date..or the 1000th date.

    If you're on your 1000th date with this guy (or any other for that matter) I would hope you'd take the opportunity and the "Change" (if you catch my drift). LOL

    Yep..I was definitely pretty bummed about it...made for a long ride home...very quiet!!
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
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    Wasn't a first date...but was a pick up line.
    I was working at the mall and was sitting in the food court on my break eating lunch...Guy who is drinking his soda at the table across from me, stops and looks at me all 'seductive' or at least what he though was seductive...and licks the straw a bit before saying
    "I wanna suck YOU through a straw...mmmm"

    I was 16..and the guy was definitely much older...omg

    ei0004552_xlarge.jpg
    the face was something like this...

    Hmmm...that's a tough one...suppose it would go something like this now "Nice thought buddy, but I'm better than that soda. I'll like a milk shake, cold, thick, refreshing...and you'll never suck me through that straw".
  • Gunnarbear
    Gunnarbear Posts: 186
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    How much did those set you back?

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