Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

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  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    This is my WORST date.
    We meet for coffee. I suggest Starbucks. He says "But their coffee is so expensive!"
    That was the first sign.
    So I see this takeaway place selling coffee for a dollar. I said to him "how about this one? Coffee only a dollar"
    "Sure" he says.
    He goes to the counter to order our coffees and then he turns around, puts his hand out and says "So, have you got a dollar?"
    He made me feel so frkn CHEAP LOL

    When he puts his hand out "So, have you got a dollar?" that's when you say "Normally, my customers pay me..but okay..here you go...can you drop me off at the corner?" LOL He deserved that.
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
    Do not talk about the time you ate something bad and how you had the runs all day lol.

    Actually, do more listening, asking questions, give feedback, make her laugh :wink:
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    Guy: My balls are the size of kiwis
    Me: Is that supposed to turn me on?
    (he sat there with no response)
    Me: Cause it doesn't
    Still to this day I can't look at kiwis without laughing and being grosssed out.


    mmmmm....kiwis

    I always have kiwis on hand... (combining two of the above lines - one from another quoter) .. Are you an AllState representative? Will I be in good hands?

    Lol!! Why yes, I am quite handy with kiwis!

    Hummmmm now I won't be able to look at them ever again in the same way (checking mine out just to make sure they're fit for handling).
  • reneeileen
    reneeileen Posts: 455 Member
    You're leaving? Can I come with you?
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    Do not talk about the time you ate something bad and how you had the runs all day lol.
    Actually, do more listening, asking questions, give feedback, make her laugh :wink:

    Especially if you are having her over for dinner and it's the same dish you cooked last time that happened. "I just like to be at home in case I get the same reaction. .....Where are you going? I haven't served dinner yet?"
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
    Guy: My balls are the size of kiwis
    Me: Is that supposed to turn me on?
    (he sat there with no response)
    Me: Cause it doesn't
    Still to this day I can't look at kiwis without laughing and being grosssed out.



    mmmmm....kiwis

    I always have kiwis on hand... (combining two of the above lines - one from another quoter) .. Are you an AllState representative? Will I be in good hands?

    Lol!! Why yes, I am quite handy with kiwis!

    Hummmmm now I won't be able to look at them ever again in the same way (checking mine out just to make sure they're fit for handling).

    So it started with kiwifruit. How romantic. Did this lead to a further discussion about melons and banana? :laugh:
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
    Do not talk about the time you ate something bad and how you had the runs all day lol.
    Actually, do more listening, asking questions, give feedback, make her laugh :wink:

    Especially if you are having her over for dinner and it's the same dish you cooked last time that happened. "I just like to be at home in case I get the same reaction. .....Where are you going? I haven't served dinner yet?"


    LOL, I'll just stick to my one dollar coffee thanks :drinker:
  • NU2U
    NU2U Posts: 659 Member
    Waiter comes to your table and informs you and your date, that for today only the restaurant is offering 1/2 price discounts to anyone in the nursing field. Date says " oou, you're a nurse..tell them..gimme a chance to get some of my money back!"
    Never, ever, ever do this!! On a first date..or the 1000th date.

    If you're on your 1000th date with this guy (or any other for that matter) I would hope you'd take the opportunity and the "Change" (if you catch my drift). LOL

    Yep..I was definitely pretty bummed about it...made for a long ride home...very quiet!!
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    Wasn't a first date...but was a pick up line.
    I was working at the mall and was sitting in the food court on my break eating lunch...Guy who is drinking his soda at the table across from me, stops and looks at me all 'seductive' or at least what he though was seductive...and licks the straw a bit before saying
    "I wanna suck YOU through a straw...mmmm"

    I was 16..and the guy was definitely much older...omg

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    the face was something like this...

    Hmmm...that's a tough one...suppose it would go something like this now "Nice thought buddy, but I'm better than that soda. I'll like a milk shake, cold, thick, refreshing...and you'll never suck me through that straw".
  • Gunnarbear
    Gunnarbear Posts: 186
    How much did those set you back?
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
    a guy once told me he loved me on the first date...yikes!
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    Guy: My balls are the size of kiwis
    Me: Is that supposed to turn me on?
    (he sat there with no response)
    Me: Cause it doesn't
    Still to this day I can't look at kiwis without laughing and being grosssed out.



    mmmmm....kiwis

    I always have kiwis on hand... (combining two of the above lines - one from another quoter) .. Are you an AllState representative? Will I be in good hands?

    Lol!! Why yes, I am quite handy with kiwis!

    Hummmmm now I won't be able to look at them ever again in the same way (checking mine out just to make sure they're fit for handling).

    So it started with kiwifruit. How romantic. Did this lead to a further discussion about melons and banana? :laugh:

    Not yet..but I sense it coming and I dooooo love fruit salad!
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    a guy once told me he loved me on the first date...yikes!

    Same thing happened to me (LOL). Double Yikes! (No offence intended).
  • onewhodiets
    onewhodiets Posts: 67 Member
    It was a blind date about 25 years ago, but i still remember him saying, "You're very funny, but that's not what turns guys on." (This from a guy, who was about a four out of ten in the looks department and who was definitely not amusing himself.)
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    How much did those set you back?

    Not as much as this will! (Step away from the vehicle).

    Just sayin.

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  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    It was a blind date about 25 years ago, but i still remember him saying, "You're very funny, but that's not what turns guys on." (This from a guy, who was about a four out of ten in the looks department and who was definitely not amusing himself.)

    Note to Knucklehead: Funny Women Turn Me On! and I find it HOTT!

    Question to Knucklehead: "Where are you going with this thought exactly?"
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
    It was a blind date about 25 years ago, but i still remember him saying, "You're very funny, but that's not what turns guys on." (This from a guy, who was about a four out of ten in the looks department and who was definitely not amusing himself.)

    OMG! So what was your comeback? Or did you just walk out?

    Most men I know actually ENJOY a good laugh!
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
    Do not allow your bottom to talk on a 1st date; I hear ladies do not like that.
  • onewhodiets
    onewhodiets Posts: 67 Member
    It was a blind date about 25 years ago, but i still remember him saying, "You're very funny, but that's not what turns guys on." (This from a guy, who was about a four out of ten in the looks department and who was definitely not amusing himself.)

    OMG! So what was your comeback? Or did you just walk out?

    Most men I know actually ENJOY a good laugh!
  • onewhodiets
    onewhodiets Posts: 67 Member
    I was just stunned at his idiocy and couldn't get away fast enough!
  • Josee76
    Josee76 Posts: 533 Member
    "so you work for CPS? Can I ask you a question? It has to do with my baby mama..."

    :noway:

    It wasn't first date but it was online dating.. a message I received after going back and forth for a bit with a guy. That was the last message. Ha!!

    ^^^^ THIS!!!!! WTF???? or I know a woman who had her kids taken away and CPS.... blah!! blah!!! blah!!!! (is the only crap I could hear after that!)
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
    " you are really pretty for a black girl"

    How insulting. What was your comeback?
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    Happy Holidays and Friday Evening to all of you. This thread is meant to help you start off your weekend with a chuckle. WHile some of the comments people make on a first date rank as the most ridiculous verbage to be spouted.....this forum is all about poking a little fun at those who said it and make the rest of us laugh.

    True Story: I was reading through an Autopsy Report and one of the physicians had in his note "Patient was uncooperative". Go figure. Sounds like many of these first dates!
  • NU2U
    NU2U Posts: 659 Member
    " you are really pretty for a black girl"

    How insulting. What was your comeback?

    Lol....here's mine

    "You're gorgeous...see, I wouldn't even be ashamed if my parents met YOU...you're smart, and you don't ACT black!"

    That was a former co-worker's comment...care to guess what happened next!?

    Ps....it wasn't a date though
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Anything sexual on a first date. Yes, I'm a prude.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Do you mind if we stand at the bar? This hemorrhoid is killing me!
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    It's booby friday. *ahem*
  • callmejessica
    callmejessica Posts: 1,868 Member
    This actually happened to me: he asked me if we could rock, paper, scissors to see who would pay for dinner.
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    This actually happened to me: he asked me if we could rock, paper, scissors to see who would pay for dinner.

    LOLOLOLOLOL
  • reneeileen
    reneeileen Posts: 455 Member
    This was actually my sister's ex meeting my family for the first time.

    Dad: (re his new job) my probation period ends in six weeks.
    Dude: You're on probation too?!?!? I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    Dad: Leave my house.

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