MFP ruined my taste in women!
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wait, hows about a girl who does pull out her iphone to track her MILLER LITEs and runs (sorta) and has big cans.
now THATS the girl youd talk about all weekend...
silly me, there i go again talking about myself.
Oh damn, I thought you were talking about me for a second. Except replace iphone with HTC and ... no that's about it.
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I like to know they track calories too. A logo on their shirt like this is a sure bet!
If she wore that I'd wear a shirt with a logo like this.
Now that's a power couple!0 -
People taking this thread SO seriously disturbs me.
And it disturbs me that it disturbs me.
........you sound disturbed.
Go have a beer!
:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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I don't know why everyone is complaining that the OP is being mis-understood. He doesn't seem to be in a hurry to come clear things up!
And having loved the hell out of Jonathan Swift and similar essayists, I can safely say that while this may have been in sarcastic jest, it doesn't succeed at it very well.
Now if you excuse me, I'll budget an extra snack to make room for my Peach Gin Fuzz.
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I don't know why everyone is complaining that the OP is being mis-understood. He doesn't seem to be in a hurry to come clear things up!
And having loved the hell out of Jonathan Swift and similar essayists, I can safely say that while this may have been in sarcastic jest, it doesn't succeed at it very well.
Now if you excuse me, I'll budget an extra snack to make room for my Peach Gin Fuzz.
That's b/c I have him tied up in my basement and I only let him out to play occasionally. You see what happens when he escapes.0 -
I know I´m new here and all but I would like to ask one question....why do you feel you have to hide the fact that you track your food intake? I see nothing shameful of that, it only tells me that person is concerned about his or her health. There is a difference being obsessed and being smart about things. Don´t hide this, be proud of yourself, you want to do whats best for you, your health and make sure you are there for your loved ones.
Remember people, don´t judge people by their looks, get to know them before you judge.0 -
You could argue they pre counted the beers, but were they wearing fitbits and logging the calories burned doing 5 minutes of high intensity moth stomping?0
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I don't know why everyone is complaining that the OP is being mis-understood. He doesn't seem to be in a hurry to come clear things up!
And having loved the hell out of Jonathan Swift and similar essayists, I can safely say that while this may have been in sarcastic jest, it doesn't succeed at it very well.
Now if you excuse me, I'll budget an extra snack to make room for my Peach Gin Fuzz.
That's b/c I have him tied up in my basement and I only let him out to play occasionally. You see what happens when he escapes.
Lol! Do you force feed him Coors light down there?
*Edited to remove some wayward lols.0 -
Pssh, you don't want the women that are drinking light beer anyway. Whiskey is where it's at. Shows you the woman is serious about having a good time
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You could argue they pre counted the beers, but were they wearing fitbits and logging the calories burned doing 5 minutes of high intensity moth stomping?
GOOD ANSWER......................0 -
I think you can track Coors light at water intake.
So true. I don't think it is really beer. It only pretends. But then I am of the opinion that if you can see light through your beer it is too light.0 -
People taking this thread SO seriously disturbs me.
And it disturbs me that it disturbs me.
........you sound disturbed.
Go have a beer!
:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
Unfortunately I'll have to wait until I get home. Seems "The Man" doesn't like me drinking at work. Damn The Man!
I've got some Old Rasputin waiting at home though.0 -
5 minutes of high intensity moth stomping?
I'm so bummed I don't get invited to these sorts of parties anymore.0 -
Run in tread
American beers are yucky
Run out as fast as possible and hide
False.
No seriously. Entirely true. Like American cheese, and American bread. But in these areas you are a lost cause.0 -
Also, you sound pretty self-righteous...not attractive at all. You can be healthy without being so damn judgmental.
And This. You are not gods gift either.
Oh dear. Sense of humour bypass. I'd sue the surgeon.0 -
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's exactly what I thought.After tracking, and trying to slip my phone out and entering stuff. If I was on a date, I think I'd find it a relief. I was out with my family, and my wife caught me pretending to put dressing on my salad, then entering in my phone, fished the salad, then dumped the dressing in the empty bowl. It was a pretty awkward moment.
If I wasn't a tracker, I think I'd find it weird to be doing it at the table.
@ susie Its all for the cans!
@ Rae, I don't think anyone can give you attitude about what you drink.
So your married... At a bar, checking out "cans" and scoping out women who log their calories? You are one cool dude.0 -
::escapes::
Clear what up? That I wasn't attracted to the girl at a bar who was jumping around with a full beer, stomping on some giant mutated moth in her ratty shoes? I was drinking Yuengling, the best stuff they had. Also, yes. Now I can get a sense of who is trying to take care of themselves, and who isn't.
No, I didn't go over to have a chat with her to get to know her situation, that would have been pretty messed up.
I am married, and I was with mostly other married guys. I wasn't even the one who pointed the girl out.
Also for the record. out of miller, coors and bud. I'd pick coors.
In the future. mpf girls, get a patch, or a button of the little flying mpf faery guy. That would just make it a lot easier. It would have been worse if it was someone tracking with spark people.0 -
People taking this thread SO seriously disturbs me.
And it disturbs me that it disturbs me.
........you sound disturbed.
Go have a beer!
:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
Unfortunately I'll have to wait until I get home. Seems "The Man" doesn't like me drinking at work. Damn The Man!
I've got some Old Rasputin waiting at home though.
......the MAN takes all the fun out of life.....................
but then again, ANTICIPATION is half the fun, ain't it?
enjoy, when you get home!0 -
SARCASM FONT!
You forgot your sarcasm font, Bill.0 -
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that you called the logo the little flying faery guy. giggidy.
....and only because he spelled it "faery," people. Now don't jump all over THAT.
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This is true. There was an intern in my office last year. She kept talking about how she worked out all the time. She had a really nice fit body so none of us questioned it. Then one day she started talking smack because I'm a "husky" guy. Someone yelled out "PUSH-UP CHALLENGE!!!" and it was on. She got down on the floor and her arms were shaking in the ready position. She went down to do the first push-up and collapsed. I did twenty and called it a day.There are a lot of people who you might not think 'look' like they workout. You can't really know without talking to them.. As for logging, I log all of my foods before or after. If I'm going out then I know what I will be having and log it or I log extras after. I would never pull my phone everytime I eat something in front of people. That would just look too obsessive..Haha.
Perception is one thing...reality is another.0 -
I had the faery guy tattooed on my neck. Eliminates any confusion.::escapes::
Clear what up? That I wasn't attracted to the girl at a bar who was jumping around with a full beer, stomping on some giant mutated moth in her ratty shoes? I was drinking Yuengling, the best stuff they had. Also, yes. Now I can get a sense of who is trying to take care of themselves, and who isn't.
No, I didn't go over to have a chat with her to get to know her situation, that would have been pretty messed up.
I am married, and I was with mostly other married guys. I wasn't even the one who pointed the girl out.
Also for the record. out of miller, coors and bud. I'd pick coors.
In the future. mpf girls, get a patch, or a button of the little flying mpf faery guy. That would just make it a lot easier. It would have been worse if it was someone tracking with spark people.0 -
Ahahaha I love this. Too funny. I went out a month ago and I started logging right there at the bar. I thought I was weird....guess I'm just awesome. LoL0
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I was out at a townie bar in a fly speck of a place this weekend with some friends on a camping trip. There were a few ladies up at the bar, and all my friends started talking about the one hot girl with the big cans. I get it, it was only three girls, but they went on about it all weekend.
I didn't see her. all three of girls looked pretty blah to me.
I mean, none of them looked they were tracking calories. I watch girls now to see if they pull out a smart phone and enter her Coors light (yuk).
She didn't look like she lifted, did she run? Those shoes didn't really seem all that athletic to me.
might be a shock to you, but with such an attitude towards PEOPLE like you seem to have, those girls
probably thought you were considerably beneath their standards.0 -
People taking this thread SO seriously disturbs me.
And it disturbs me that it disturbs me.
........you sound disturbed.
Go have a beer!
:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
Unfortunately I'll have to wait until I get home. Seems "The Man" doesn't like me drinking at work. Damn The Man!
I've got some Old Rasputin waiting at home though.
Old Rasputin, eh? One of my favorites!! Right now I've got a Courage Russian Imperial just sitting... waiting....
Lady Homebrewer - 3yrs
MFP Smarty-pants and sometimes food logger
Also, boobs.0 -
I'd be more bothered by the fact that they were drinking Coors Light than anything.
BAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
It's always great to see someone here with taste buds.
I always pre-log before going out. Sheesh. I've lost my phone too many times during drunken instances.0 -
Old Rasputin, eh? One of my favorites!! Right now I've got a Courage Russian Imperial just sitting... waiting....
I'm not familiar with Courage - or is that one that you brewed? I've become a really big fan of the Russian Imperials in general.
Great Divide's Yeti, Squatters' Outer Darkness, Avery's The Czar are some of my favorites. The Czar is probably the best beer ever. With the exception of Mephistopheles but I put that one in a category all its own.
But American beer sucks.0 -
Old Rasputin, eh? One of my favorites!! Right now I've got a Courage Russian Imperial just sitting... waiting....
I'm not familiar with Courage - or is that one that you brewed? I've become a really big fan of the Russian Imperials in general.
Great Divide's Yeti, Squatters' Outer Darkness, Avery's The Czar are some of my favorites. The Czar is probably the best beer ever. With the exception of Mephistopheles but I put that one in a category all its own.
But American beer sucks.
Courage is a British brewery - It's the beer brewed for Catherine (basically the beer all of the Kate the Great/Catherine the Great American Russian Imperials are kind of modeled after).
Have you tried many of the Yeti versions? The Chocolate Oak Aged and Espresso Oak Aged are FANTASTIC.
Oh yeah, American beer sucks.
Lady Homebrewer - 3yrs
MFP Smarty-pants and sometimes food logger
Also, boobs.0 -
I've only had one of the Yetis so far and it was an Oak Aged. I don't remember if it was any special kind of Oak Aged. I'll have to check out Courage.
With this kind of beer I actually have to budget for beer in my calories so I don't drink it all that often. When one beer has 300 or more calories (and that's just the 12 ouncers - and why just have a 12er when a 22 ouncer is sitting right next to it on the shelf?) I try to make it a special occassion - like ..... I don't know.... Fridays?0
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