You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • taliasometimes
    taliasometimes Posts: 301 Member
    you cant see your ankles anymore......you could have SWORN they were there this morning!
  • Apa93
    Apa93 Posts: 57 Member
    When you can physically FEEL the stretchmarks stretching across your stomach. I put on 6 stone in the last 18 months. FML.
  • sazzyp1973
    sazzyp1973 Posts: 517 Member
    when you have to take some steps back to see your whole self in the mirror!
  • calvert6183
    calvert6183 Posts: 539 Member
    When you have to use a mirror to see your willie.
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    When your pants get shorter and you know they didn't shrink.

    THIS!

    Very true - just noticed mine are getting longer again.
  • NYAngel1089
    NYAngel1089 Posts: 593 Member
    When your fat friend who made you feel skinny starts asking where you buy your clothes.
  • TinnedTuna
    TinnedTuna Posts: 208 Member
    When you have to use a mirror to see your willie.

    I wish that was not so true..
  • ldenker
    ldenker Posts: 2 Member
    Your wedding ring starts to get tight and it is not humid outside!:happy:
  • McGruber03
    McGruber03 Posts: 113 Member
    when you are out to dinner with friends and you laugh, and your button pops off your pants
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    When you cry from the pain of taking your wedding ring off even with hand soap, then can't put it back on again for 8 months!
  • rcc1988
    rcc1988 Posts: 125 Member
    Someone gives your their old maternity clothes they don't need anymore...and you're not pregnant. Still not forgiving someone for this, lol
  • DiamonteSandal
    DiamonteSandal Posts: 5 Member
    These are really making me giggle!

    The jeans for me too... and all my best going-out clothes.


    Also:
    When you get out your summer clothes from last year and they don't fit.
    When the riding boots you treated yourself to won't zip up :bawling:
  • calvert6183
    calvert6183 Posts: 539 Member
    When she wont let you on top anymore.
  • Jenerferzzz
    Jenerferzzz Posts: 148 Member
    When you smile and your eyes disappear... .:grumble:
  • soshotout
    soshotout Posts: 115
    "When she wont let you on top anymore."

    ROFL (Let me put my belly on your back! ) hahahahahaha
  • amarie35
    amarie35 Posts: 333 Member
    When your son tells you not to run because you're all jiggly. Awww....the words from a young child can be devestating to hear and yet so truthful. :ohwell:
  • sthrnchick
    sthrnchick Posts: 771
    When you have bigger "boobs" on your back than chest....
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    A case of Twinkies is just a snack
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    When my fat pants are busting at the seams!
  • NikkiSmo
    NikkiSmo Posts: 180 Member
    When.... trying on bathing suits feels like and olympic sport. I'm truly sweating and exhusted after the process!
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    When your *kitten* crack climbs all the way up to your mid back.
  • lh1626
    lh1626 Posts: 241 Member
    When the new ---bigger size---undies you just bought looks like you could parachute out of a plane with them!
  • lh1626
    lh1626 Posts: 241 Member
    When you can literally "hear" yourself getting fatter everytime you eat!
  • fatburningmachine25
    fatburningmachine25 Posts: 3
    When you jump off the diving board and some kid yells "look, its Shamo" I was size 18 then now I'm up several dresses since then

    LOL!
  • DesignGuy
    DesignGuy Posts: 457 Member
    When you get into the pool and the water rises over the edge.
  • SteegWuppet
    SteegWuppet Posts: 1
    When you go to put money in your front pocket. . .and you ain't wearin' no pants!:noway:
  • calvert6183
    calvert6183 Posts: 539 Member
    When you do pushup and your belly doesnt leave the floor...
  • skinnybearlyndsay
    skinnybearlyndsay Posts: 798 Member
    When you have to ask for a seatbelt extender on a full flight. (true story)

    When you break a plastic chair when you sit down.

    When you wait for the elevator to go up one flight of stairs at work.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Your back boobs are bigger than your real boobs!
  • MileyClimb
    MileyClimb Posts: 414 Member
    you see the only clothes availble to you are clothes that a Grandma would wear and ones you wouldn't be caught dead in

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