A Question for Crazy Girls

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  • and help her realize that she isn't happy with you either
    Yeah, well that just can't be true.
    -wtk

    :ohwell: well I tried lol
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Quick question, how good are you with makeup/Silly Putty?


    Fake the right std and you are home free brother.

    ooh I like the STD idea. Thank you sir.

    For the record. I will NEVER EVER tell a girl "the truth". I have actually told a girl that I am engaged into a arranged marriage by my parents. The reason? No girl I have told the truth was able to just take it at its face value.

    You mean you AREN'T in an arranged marriage? You LIED to me?? SMH...I can't believe it. :noway:
  • leannems
    leannems Posts: 516 Member
    I vote for breaking up outdoors, somewhere somewhat public. Enough that you have witnesses, and maybe can discourage some crazy, but not so many that she embarrasses you in front of your future ex-girlfriends. Also, make the breakup about you, not her. Like "I've really enjoyed our time together, but I feel like you deserve something more serious than what I'm capable of giving you, and I don't want to hold you back from that." I mean that's how the last few have gotten rid of me.

    ETA: dary.

    I like a lot of what's being said here. I think there's a difference between being honest and disclosing everything. Essentially, to be honest, all you really need to say is that you do not want to be in a relationship with her. You don't have to give her all the whys - I mean, that's sort of irrelevant. She may ask for some whys, but the best response would be that it doesn't really matter because you're not willing to ask her to change for you because that causes resentment, and, in the end can be unattractive (ugh - I'll change for you - I would not be attracted to that). I think you could also say that if she's happy with herself then you wanting something different says a lot more about you then it does about her.

    Note - I'm not crazy, so perhaps my advice is too logical.
  • jdploki70
    jdploki70 Posts: 343
    You could always marry her. It's a guaranteed way to scare all the other crazy girls away. Worked for me, anyway...
  • SunshineT83
    SunshineT83 Posts: 158 Member
    It's easy. Just find the lady you don't want to break up with! (-;

    ^^^^This, be highly selective and value your own time and effort^^^^
  • LindaLouLu
    LindaLouLu Posts: 271 Member
    Someone needs to watch more How I Met Your Mother.

    Brett has the best advice so far. But she knows my local bar and I have a vanity license plate [naturally]...I feel like I might be a few steps away from the wrong kind of car bomb.
    -wtk

    Naturally. Ignore these women insisting you be honest. That's the advice Ted was given, remember how it ended up? Him getting face stomped in a restaurant by the girl he was dating who took Krav Maga.

    Rarely is anyone ever "honest". When's the last time you broke it off with someone because you couldn't stand their breath, or you eventually realized they were just too stupid? We all try to cushion the blow.

    And you'd be best off cushioning any blows that might rain down on your face. Meet for coffee (not a meal), lay it out and bounce as soon as possible.

    And remember the pepper spray, cell phone, and a mini first aid kit. Just in case :wink:
    Keep it short, simple, and to the point. And then? RUN!!!
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    Keep it short, simple, and to the point. And then? RUN!!!
    "We're going somewhere fancy. Wear heels. Well, not super-pointy stilettos. But a nice, respectable, difficult-to-balance-upon heel."
    -wtk
  • smiles4deb
    smiles4deb Posts: 65
    Ooh ooh! This one will make sure she NEVER forgets you!

    You act every bit as into her, even moreso. You ramp things up for a big, crazy I-know-it's-too-soon-but-I-need-to-spend-my-life-with-you proposal. She's swooning and changing panties 3 times a day.

    As you drop to one knee in the restaurant I come up from behind you in costume, yell out "This one's for Tony you sonova...!" and fake kill you. She screams. Fake ambulance takes you away. Fake funeral to follow.

    We meet at McClaren's for drinks after. Legen


    Wait for it

    dary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is HILARIOUS!! :laugh:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Tell her women just don't do it for you anymore. Let her know she helped you realize you were gay, thank her and leave. If she see's you out with another woman tell her it turns out you weren't gay it was just her that didn't do it for you anymore.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    Edit: MFP: You've really got to do something about some of this censoring. If one cannot cite the name of a [vastly overrated] Victorian novelist, then perhaps your filters are a little too intense.
    You mean Charles Penisens?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I have never been dumped. Ever. I have, however, been the "dumper" many times.

    I am crazy. I am usually nice, though.

    I've broken up with a crazy guy or two. Usually I make up a very convincing "it's not you, it's me... and I am *not* changing, so don't hold out hope" story and go with that.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    She's obviously on the wrong side of the line.

    BAHAHAHA! And here I thought it was me driving them crazy...once again I gave myself too much credit!
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    if she is a real "Crazy" girl as opposed to regular dating crazy (that works both ways) then honesty, lies, ignoring , hiding or whatever else you think of is not going to help. Just break up, stop taking the call and watch out for sharp objects.

    if she is just dating crazy, then let you know you just not that in to her any more. you don't need a reason. reason only give people hope they can fix the problem. example: "what you don't like that I smoke. no problem I'll quit"

    just my advise and remember that it is worth what you paid for it.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    I could just put you out of your misery, gently. Better than what she has planned for you...

    Or, you could try to out-crazy her. You'd better be convincing, though.
  • I am a crazy girl. And I like to be told a nice spin of the truth. I would so hate to get lied to. Like, if someone told me that they were gay but weren't and I found out, I would be a bit sad. But I am super honest and truthful and I like that in other people and I can handle it. I handle truth much better than lies.
  • SCVSarah
    SCVSarah Posts: 231 Member
    Just tell her the truth. I'm not sure why guys always have to try and come up with an excuse. Honesty is the best policy. That being said, don't list all the things that are wrong with her or tell her she's crazy. Just simply say, I don't want a relationship or to keep seeing you...we're not compatible....or whatever your reasoning is. After you've told her what's up then you don't need to keep talking to her, even if she blows your phone up. Speaking from a crazy girl's point of view, we just want closure.
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    Date her mom and cheat on her with her sister. She'll be so repulsed she won't even think about talking to you.
  • Date her mom and cheat on her with her sister. She'll be so repulsed she won't even think about talking to you.

    this is awesome. i stand corrected. i love this guy.
  • Uh you will just have to deal with it. It's going to come no matter what :)
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    Date her mom and cheat on her with her sister. She'll be so repulsed she won't even think about talking to you.

    Whether it's nature or nurture crazy usually runs in families. If you do this you'll have three crazy women to deal with.
  • DonttrythatwithME
    DonttrythatwithME Posts: 214 Member
    whatever happens if she is truly crazy and i mean proper crazy, she will come for you it could be anywhere at anytime with anything and from any direction, but know this she will come and she will come with the thunder be prepared my man,

    you might want to wear a cup or a bulletproof vest for at least 2 months is my advice.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Date her mom and cheat on her with her sister. She'll be so repulsed she won't even think about talking to you.

    Whether it's nature or nurture crazy usually runs in families. If you do this you'll have three crazy women to deal with.


    Trust me, this is true!! You should meet my mother! LMAO
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Damn, was hoping this was going to be about a different kind of crazy . . .

    I've got nothing on this subject. However crazy I might be, and I am, I have the same problem but in reverse so I'm basically here to see what everyone else says and see if I can twist it around and make it work for me.

    Have I ever told you I like you?
  • 7bel0
    7bel0 Posts: 192 Member
    Well since you enjoy ending them and she’s the only one who thinks she’s in one, sounds like you’ve set up the perfect date night for yourself.

    :laugh: THIS!!!!!
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    The only time (once) I have ever resembled a "crazy" version of myself, was when I found out the complete toolbag I spent 3 years being somehow blinded to reality by was a gigantic liar. So however unpleasant, the truth is usually the way to go. But I'm normally an exceedingly reasonable human being, so this may or may not apply.



    Or.. that was the serious advice I was going to offer until I read that you have a personalized license plate. Now I'm absolutely certain you'll deserve whatever you get.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    Indifference is key.
  • Sarah_Wins
    Sarah_Wins Posts: 936 Member
    Date her mom and cheat on her with her sister. She'll be so repulsed she won't even think about talking to you.

    Are YOU crazy? They'd all three get together and kill him.
  • rsqsquad05
    rsqsquad05 Posts: 125
    But I probably should've also mentioned this: Only one of us thinks that we're dating.
    -wtk
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    HAHAHA, I totally had this happen to me! It took me saying it in a pretty harsh way (not my style either)..not answering texts or calls or FB messages AT ALL. Not even "important ones" and 1 motorcycle wreck without showing emotion (also not my style). Good luck ;)
  • LifeChangingExp
    LifeChangingExp Posts: 454 Member
    But it sounds to me like you have been leading her on the whole time.

    Bahaha! What on Earth did he say that gave you that impression?

    Listen to me friend. Women can be crazy. You go right ahead and come up with the best story you can. Peace corps, shuttle launch, priesthood, whatever you have to do to get out stab-free!


    ^this, totally this :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: