Low crab diet?

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  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.


    Honey they're talking "CRABS" C.R.A.B.S......not CARBS. Reread through the thread!

    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

    epic fucking facepalm

    Allow me...

    tigerpalm.jpg
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

    Maybe you should've gotten a side of "sense of humor"..... :cry:
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
    I've just trawled through the whole thread again! Lolling so much my tummy is wobbling like a jelly fish! You're a bunch of prawn crackers!
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
    Quote of the day has to be "Epic ****ing facepalm" lmao!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    This is dolphinitely the best thread today, no squidding! You guys seized every oppor-tuna-ty to make a pun. Let minnow if you think of any more!
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
    How come you can say the F word but I cant lol?
  • gettinthere
    gettinthere Posts: 529 Member
    Thank you guys for the Monday funnies!!!
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    I've been wondering what the real porpoise of the thread is, still at least it's shed a ray of light on the evening and a dab of humour. Maybe I'll be able to winkle out the meaning in the morning
  • stephanj
    stephanj Posts: 898 Member
    People people!
    Everyone knows, it's not about the high crabs or the low crabs, it's the quality of the crabs that matters. Slow crabs are better, just say no to the white crabs.
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.


    Honey they're talking "CRABS" C.R.A.B.S......not CARBS. Reread through the thread!

    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

    epic fucking facepalm

    it's no good, she's not herring what you're saying
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    I'm special. :wink:

    Come on, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with fish puns, don't leave it all to salmon else!
  • thefrahmers
    thefrahmers Posts: 44
    Epic.. Tread .. You all win!
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    No crabs? How do you keep your mussels?! If you want the body of a prawn star, you'd better change your... halibuts... *cringe*

    :flowerforyou: :heart:
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    Just awesome!!! Thanks for the Monday laughs:laugh:
  • TheNewDodge
    TheNewDodge Posts: 607 Member
    That was my dating policy prior to marriage
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.


    Honey they're talking "CRABS" C.R.A.B.S......not CARBS. Reread through the thread!

    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

    epic fucking facepalm

    it's no good, she's not herring what you're saying
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    No, I'm afraid she's just skate-ing over the suface, like a flying fish...
  • Monica_has_a_goal
    Monica_has_a_goal Posts: 694 Member
    too punny :laugh:
  • littledumplings
    littledumplings Posts: 223 Member
    C'mon, keep Kracken the jokes....
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
    I'm special. :wink:

    Come on, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with fish puns, don't leave it all to salmon else!

    sort it trout, someones gonna snapper head off soon
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    Roe is me
  • Pablosammy
    Pablosammy Posts: 52 Member
    I'm special. :wink:

    Come on, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with fish puns, don't leave it all to salmon else!

    You're a dab-hand at this, but you're skate-ing around the issue. Try and get a bit more in-tuna with the topic...
  • mynameiscarrie
    mynameiscarrie Posts: 963 Member
    you can never ever eat too many crabs. i think limiting crab intake could seriously influence your diet in a negative way. and it would hurt your heart. eat ALL the crabs!
  • thingeringer
    thingeringer Posts: 241 Member
    Epic.. Tread .. You all win!
    this
  • Pablosammy
    Pablosammy Posts: 52 Member
    Roe is me

    :laugh:
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
    This is dolphinitely the best thread today, no squidding! You guys seized every oppor-tuna-ty to make a pun. Let minnow if you think of any more!

    Ka-CHING. Now that was FLY (fishing).
  • Whitney_J
    Whitney_J Posts: 8
    Carpe Diem! That is my attitude when it comes to crabs.

    Seriously, though, think we all just need to re-grouper something to get back to the main topic.
  • celticmuse
    celticmuse Posts: 492 Member
    No crabs for me... I'm afraid if I eat crabs I might not loose weight.
  • jolarocknrolla
    jolarocknrolla Posts: 236 Member
    oh the puns, you people just can't kelp it can you?
  • coraliethomas
    coraliethomas Posts: 336 Member
    How come you can say the F word but I cant lol?

    I was pondering the same thing!!

    It makes me Crabby when other people get privilegdes!
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