Low crab diet?

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  • Whitney_J
    Whitney_J Posts: 8
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    oh the puns, you people just can't kelp it can you?

    Right?! One would pretty much have to be eel-literate to not get what is going on here!
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
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    eelyway, she's oystered by her own petard
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    **giggle snort** You people are krilling me. **guffaw snort**
  • i_miss_donuts
    i_miss_donuts Posts: 180 Member
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    I used to think the clams of low-crab enthusiasts were a bunch abalone. But since switching to low-crab, I've changed my tuna. I'm getting boat-loads of compliments on my mussels and my hubby even said my bass looks better.
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
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    But I can't believe others would behave so caviarly
  • huntindawg1962
    huntindawg1962 Posts: 277 Member
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    look at this - a kind of funny thread that is not likely to get locked and deleted nor anyone banned for participating!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    I know,
    and if you read my post, I' am not talking about "C.R.A.B.S", I think you need to reread my thread honey

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  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
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    I have no puns to add....but I love you guys..even clueless Sara.
  • pbajwally
    pbajwally Posts: 210 Member
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    This is dolphinitely the best thread today, no squidding! You guys seized every oppor-tuna-ty to make a pun. Let minnow if you think of any more!

    AWESOME.
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
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    right well I'm off to bed for a kip-per

    .....and that really was trawling the depths to come up with that one.
  • Pablosammy
    Pablosammy Posts: 52 Member
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    I think we're running out... time to give up and mullet all over!
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSu6tE2Ib3WznG2pmy-12n3yz4TAFz-j7bV-UXGHTm2J-IT8l2lJg

    Crab people have arrived...now, do we count them as jumbo crab, or small long pig?
  • nursenessa1
    nursenessa1 Posts: 182 Member
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    No crabs? How do you keep your mussels?! If you want the body of a prawn star, you'd better change your... halibuts... *cringe*

    *WIN*
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
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    I think we're running out... time to give up and mullet all over!

    Yeah the humour's s-pike-d
  • Grumbletron
    Grumbletron Posts: 15 Member
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    I like the taste of crab meat, but once last summer I made the mistake of ordering a soft-shell crab sandwich without knowing what it was. Never again... Creepiest sandwich ever. >_>
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.
    Sarah - I didn't say YOU didn't eat. I said you went to a lot of trouble posting all this information on a thread that is being taken over by "worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something". Get it now???
  • Byn73
    Byn73 Posts: 20
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    Lol I just got my laugh for the day. Thanks for that ; )
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
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    I like the taste of crab meat, but once last summer I made the mistake of ordering a soft-shell crab sandwich without knowing what it was. Never again... Creepiest sandwich ever. >_>

    I'm off to play sardines, a good old fashioned English game in which people laugh
  • ladyraven68
    ladyraven68 Posts: 2,003 Member
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    I have...
    Mines was a little different, I didn't allow myself to eat Potatoes, Rice, Beans, Tortillas, Bread & no sugar candy and only allowed to drink water and Crystal Light and Ice tea.
    I have been doing this since Wednesday and I have already lost 3 pounds, and I don't even workout (well little, like taking the stairs at work).
    I do this for 2 weeks, then the 3rd week I will allow myself to eat 2 items from above, once a day.
    1. No
    a) white bread
    b) pasta
    c) white rice
    d) potatoes
    e) flour tortillas

    2. For meals, choose foods from the following categories:
    a) fruits – UNLIMITED
    1. best is:
    a. apples
    b. pears
    c. oranges
    d. berries
    e. grapes
    b) vegetables – UNLIMITED
    c) meats – (1-2 servings (palm size) per day)
    1. chicken
    2. turkey
    3. seafood
    4. fish
    5. lean pork
    d) cereal (high fiber) examples:
    1. oatmeal
    2. grape nuts
    3. fiber one
    4. shredded wheat
    5. special k
    e) dairy
    1. low fat milk
    2. cheese
    3. yogurt
    4. egg whites

    f) oils and spread
    1. olive oil
    2. canola oil
    3. fat free mayo
    g) salad dressing (do not overdo)
    1. low balsamic vinaigrette
    2. fat free dressing
    h) beverages
    1. water – at least 100 oz per day
    2. Crystal Light
    3. ice tea
    4. coffee – only 1 cup daily

    3. After first 2 weeks, you can have:
    a) bread – 2 slices per day
    1. wheat
    2. whole grain
    3. wheat tortilla
    b) brown rice – ½ cup 2 times a week

    4. NO CANDY, COOKIES, OR SUGAR
    a) uncontrollable cravings, can have SUGAR FREE CANDY

    5. START EXERCISE PROGRAM
    a) Walk a minimal of 45 minutes a day!!



    It will be hard the first 3 – 4 days, but stick with it!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You went to a lot of trouble for a bunch of worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something NOW!

    Ummmmm, yeah I do eat
    Just because I gave up 5 thing, don't mean I don't eat... I never said I gave up on everything and the list above are just a idea on what can help you eat.
    Sarah - I didn't say YOU didn't eat. I said you went to a lot of trouble posting all this information on a thread that is being taken over by "worn out, Monday hating, punchy people, who need to eat something". Get it now???

    I don't think she got the porpoise of the thread.

    Poor Sole.
  • SmallBodyBigHeart
    SmallBodyBigHeart Posts: 112
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    Lol I thought it said "Low carb diet"

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