Relationship question
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If this is real, you are pissing me off!!!!! and the responses are OMG such disrespect toward women.
Why would the OP's problem piss you off? Are you involved in this?0 -
I have further considered this - the baby may inherit the mommas epic sammich making skills, so have the baby keep the baby teach it to make the sammiches! Winner!0
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If this is real, you are pissing me off!!!!! and the responses are OMG such disrespect toward women.
Why would the OP's problem piss you off? Are you involved in this?
I completely agree. Many of the responses are very disrespectful towards women. They assume that we are so one-minded and only have the socially acceptable strictly monogamous view of marriage. So disrespectful.....:noway:0 -
Is this girlfriend also your sister?
HAHA! I was thinking of the joke--He can divorce his wife but she'll always be his sister.0 -
I have further considered this - the baby may inherit the mommas epic sammich making skills, so have the baby keep the baby teach it to make the sammiches! Winner!
Just to clarify, are you recommending that they eat the baby in the sandwich?
If so, I highly suggest a blend of Dijon and Honey Mustard. Maybe a 60/40 mix. Possibly a drop of gravy.0 -
i thought this was true until you threw in the bunco..... ya got greedy! AAHAHAHAH :drinker: :smokin:0
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This has to be a joke, right? LOL
AND, we have a winner.!!! Ding, Ding, Ding!!!0 -
I have further considered this - the baby may inherit the mommas epic sammich making skills, so have the baby keep the baby teach it to make the sammiches! Winner!
I agree, they breed horses for speed, maybe you started super sammich making baby breed. What is the worst that happens...oh wait it could use the wrong mustard. Nevermind0 -
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If this is real, you are pissing me off!!!!! and the responses are OMG such disrespect toward women.
Why would the OP's problem piss you off? Are you involved in this?
I completely agree. Many of the responses are very disrespectful towards women. They assume that we are so one-minded and only have the socially acceptable strictly monogamous view of marriage. So disrespectful.....:noway:
your reverse psychology won't work on me!0 -
I told you not to air our dirty laundry here.
no more sammiches for you.
or Bacon.
EVER.
Honestly....that punishment is a bit harsh! No more bacon?! EVER??? That is just mean...and crazy!
PS: Thanks for making my day complete :laugh:0 -
I hope the baby is yours and you have to pay thousands of dollars in child support and only get 1 day a year visitation. I hope your wife leaves you and take you to the cleaners in the divorce. AND I hope your d!çk falls off. Grow up you sick piece!
I love you too sweetheart!
countryboy got us!!!! Damn you for your delayed April Fool's0 -
If this is real, you are pissing me off!!!!! and the responses are OMG such disrespect toward women.
Why would the OP's problem piss you off? Are you involved in this?
I completely agree. Many of the responses are very disrespectful towards women. They assume that we are so one-minded and only have the socially acceptable strictly monogamous view of marriage. So disrespectful.....:noway:
your reverse psychology won't work on me!
damn it.......well a girl can try.0 -
I have further considered this - the baby may inherit the mommas epic sammich making skills, so have the baby keep the baby teach it to make the sammiches! Winner!
This is a valid point...with the proper breeding program, you could one day be the descendant of the Muad'dib of Sammich Making.0 -
This can't be real.0
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I hope the baby is yours and you have to pay thousands of dollars in child support and only get 1 day a year visitation. I hope your wife leaves you and take you to the cleaners in the divorce. AND I hope your d!çk falls off. Grow up you sick piece!
i think this was a joke, and even if it wasn't, you probably need to calm down. how other people live their lives should be of no concern to you. if someone has an open marriage, it does not affect you in any way. Telling someone to grow up AND that you hope their **** falls off is a little hypocritical don't ya think?
Wowza! As my grandma used to say "everyone is full of piss and vinegar" this morning0 -
I guess I find it repugnant that people make a mockery of marriage---it's a sacred covenant.
I find it repugnant when people think its their duty to judge other people's marriage. Just my sacred covenant between myself and the other citizens of the world that I let them do what they will in their own relationships.
The mere use of the word "repugnant" in this thread indicates that you need a pulse-check on your sense of humor.0 -
All you judgmental people need to talk less and pray more. Be thankful you've never had to make decisions from either side of this.
THIS^^^
Didn't you guys read it all.
He is concerned the skank may have cheated on him!!
And let's not forget the sammich!!
Now everyone bow your head, I'll lead us in prayer.
Hold hands please.
"Lord we are gathered here for Country and his cheating skank of a girlfriend."
" Lord I would ask that she be punished"
Amen0 -
I have further considered this - the baby may inherit the mommas epic sammich making skills, so have the baby keep the baby teach it to make the sammiches! Winner!
I agree, they breed horses for speed, maybe you started super sammich making baby breed. What is the worst that happens...oh wait it could use the wrong mustard. Nevermind
This is what I was thinking, if you start training early enough too it can only get better and would NEVER use the wrong mustard, he can be like a king surround by epic sammiches and b*tches0 -
I have further considered this - the baby may inherit the mommas epic sammich making skills, so have the baby keep the baby teach it to make the sammiches! Winner!
Just to clarify, are you recommending that they eat the baby in the sandwich?
If so, I highly suggest a blend of Dijon and Honey Mustard. Maybe a 60/40 mix. Possibly a drop of gravy.
YES!!!0 -
With mustard?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:I say it's time for a 3 some.
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We have done that a time or two.......
If you have you do realize that mustard will cause your tubes to reattach together momentarily, so that baby is probably yours.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I guess I find it repugnant that people make a mockery of marriage---it's a sacred covenant.
Ok...My one and only serious addtion to this thread....It is NOT making a mockery of marriage if both parties are in agreement and happy with whatever situation they choose. If it's not "your thing", don't do it. You have ZERO right to judge anyone for the choices they make in their lives.
Ok...now...the mustard question has been answered and I am definitely in agreement...keep her and claim the baby...your sandwich happiness depends on it!!0 -
I'm a little late on this one, but per chance, is this where you met the wife and girlfriend.
Because after reading this the theme song to Deliverance is now stuck in my head!!0 -
the pertinent question that I need to ask before going forward with my response is "has she kicked your dog yet?"0
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I completely agree. Many of the responses are very disrespectful towards women. They assume that we are so one-minded and only have the socially acceptable strictly monogamous view of marriage. So disrespectful.....:noway:
I adore this!! ^^^^^^0 -
My take away is - your wife plays bunco?Ok, here's the deal. I have been seeing this girl for like 18 months now. She is sweet, sexy, funny, sarcastic, outgoing, outdoorsy....everything I like. She is quite a bit younger than me, has a good job and her own house. She tells me that she has not seen anyone other than me since we have been together, and up until recently, I believed her. Well here's the thing...she hit me this weekend with the news that she is pregnant. She swears its mine, but guess what.....I am cut, and have been checked and rechecked and there is no way its mine. She is adamant that it is and that she has not been with anyone else but me. Now she is pushing me to leave my wife and wants to get married.
My wife says that she is just a slut and has been cheating on me and that I really need to get a handle on her and get this stuff straightened out before things turn ugly. I really don't want to lose her, cause she is really an awesome girl and great in bed. She also makes a superb turkey and swiss sammich, toasted...with mustard. I don't want to lose her...but am concerned that she is cheating on me. My wife does not want to lose her either cause she helps out with the bills and keeps me out of my wife's hair on bunco night and for her girls' nights out.
I really don't know what to do.....or how to make her come clean about the real baby daddy. Help!
Trololol!!!0 -
Is this **** for real?0
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With mustard?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:I say it's time for a 3 some.
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We have done that a time or two.......
If you have you do realize that mustard will cause your tubes to reattach together momentarily, so that baby is probably yours.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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OMFG...I snorted from laughing so hard at this one!!!!! Thank you for that! :laugh: :drinker:0 -
I'm confused... you have a wife AND a girlfriend??? WTF??0
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If this is real, you are pissing me off!!!!! and the responses are OMG such disrespect toward women.
You got TROLLED!0
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