Relationship question

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  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!:angry:

    Calm down girl...its ok. You know I love you. Now make me a sammich and be a good little girl and shut up.

    :sad: and to think i let you put it in my pooper this whole time.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    You want a rational answer to an irrational situation/lifestyle. Really?! How about first looking in the mirror and MANNING THE *kitten* UP! First, you totally ignored your wedding vows, I don't care IF you have your wife's blessing! MAN UP! If it is over, end it in a respectful manner. Second, you don't want to give her up because of sex, sandwiches, and helping with the bills?! Really?! MAN THE *kitten* UP! You need a "younger" woman to take care of not only your sorry @$$ but your wife's to? Both of you should be embarrassed.

    You said you are "cut", well you sir need to be castrated! Your wife needs to have her parts removed. We need to ensure neither of you ever reproduce. I know 18 year-old kids (men/women) that sacrifice their lives for this country, and I don't think they would for this non-sense.

    You user name says it all, country boy. That's about right because a real man would have dug deep to make ends meet on his on two feet. More importantly, a REAL man would NEVER disrespect his wife in this manner. You are everything opposite of HONOR, RESPECT, INTEGRITY, RELIABLE, etc.

    Why don't you start by telling your "girlfriend" you had a vasectomy and the probably of you getting her pregnant is rather small. Then, instead of shirking responsibility, why don't you and the girlfriend go the doctor's office and get tested so you can both see the results. After that, end one of the relationships. Then take your sorry @$$ to the unemployment office and apply for as many jobs as possible. If you have to work 2 or 3 jobs, then so be it. It's called being a MAN! This is just the beginning. That still will not qualify you as a real man, just a demonstration you can willingly sacrifice to become a man.

    Last, get a straw (don't worry they are free from restaurants) and SUCK IT THE *kitten* UP!


    Wow...you REALLY need to get laid. Just sayin!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You want a rational answer to an irrational situation/lifestyle. Really?! How about first looking in the mirror and MANNING THE *kitten* UP! First, you totally ignored your wedding vows, I don't care IF you have your wife's blessing! MAN UP! If it is over, end it in a respectful manner. Second, you don't want to give her up because of sex, sandwiches, and helping with the bills?! Really?! MAN THE *kitten* UP! You need a "younger" woman to take care of not only your sorry @$$ but your wife's to? Both of you should be embarrassed.

    You said you are "cut", well you sir need to be castrated! Your wife needs to have her parts removed. We need to ensure neither of you ever reproduce. I know 18 year-old kids (men/women) that sacrifice their lives for this country, and I don't think they would for this non-sense.

    You user name says it all, country boy. That's about right because a real man would have dug deep to make ends meet on his on two feet. More importantly, a REAL man would NEVER disrespect his wife in this manner. You are everything opposite of HONOR, RESPECT, INTEGRITY, RELIABLE, etc.

    Why don't you start by telling your "girlfriend" you had a vasectomy and the probably of you getting her pregnant is rather small. Then, instead of shirking responsibility, why don't you and the girlfriend go the doctor's office and get tested so you can both see the results. After that, end one of the relationships. Then take your sorry @$$ to the unemployment office and apply for as many jobs as possible. If you have to work 2 or 3 jobs, then so be it. It's called being a MAN! This is just the beginning. That still will not qualify you as a real man, just a demonstration you can willingly sacrifice to become a man.

    Last, get a straw (don't worry they are free from restaurants) and SUCK IT THE *kitten* UP!

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  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    However, if you're in it for a turkey sandwich and the sex....is that really something you keep around when you have a wife? Obviously something's missing with the wife.

    Obviously his wife doesn't make him turkey sandwiches and sex.

    Now answer this OP: Do you eat the turkey sandwich while having sex?:bigsmile: Inquiring minds want to know!
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!:angry:

    Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??

    my pleasure...i serve them wearing only an apron.

    @ CountryBoy - If that baby's not yours, I'll take it!

    Babies taste great on sandwiches.

    Ya want a Rack o' Baby? We got Babies on Racks! - (Eddie Izzard)

    "I EAT BEBES"
    ~Fat *kitten*

    GET IN MUH BELLY!

    I want my babybackbabybackbabybackbabyback... RIBS
  • Iansmommy123011
    Iansmommy123011 Posts: 872 Member
    What is this world coming to? Can someone please help me how the relationship works?
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!!

    *hit him with the chair!!!!!*
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    You want a rational answer to an irrational situation/lifestyle. Really?! How about first looking in the mirror and MANNING THE *kitten* UP! First, you totally ignored your wedding vows, I don't care IF you have your wife's blessing! MAN UP! If it is over, end it in a respectful manner. Second, you don't want to give her up because of sex, sandwiches, and helping with the bills?! Really?! MAN THE *kitten* UP! You need a "younger" woman to take care of not only your sorry @$$ but your wife's to? Both of you should be embarrassed.

    You said you are "cut", well you sir need to be castrated! Your wife needs to have her parts removed. We need to ensure neither of you ever reproduce. I know 18 year-old kids (men/women) that sacrifice their lives for this country, and I don't think they would for this non-sense.

    You user name says it all, country boy. That's about right because a real man would have dug deep to make ends meet on his on two feet. More importantly, a REAL man would NEVER disrespect his wife in this manner. You are everything opposite of HONOR, RESPECT, INTEGRITY, RELIABLE, etc.

    Why don't you start by telling your "girlfriend" you had a vasectomy and the probably of you getting her pregnant is rather small. Then, instead of shirking responsibility, why don't you and the girlfriend go the doctor's office and get tested so you can both see the results. After that, end one of the relationships. Then take your sorry @$$ to the unemployment office and apply for as many jobs as possible. If you have to work 2 or 3 jobs, then so be it. It's called being a MAN! This is just the beginning. That still will not qualify you as a real man, just a demonstration you can willingly sacrifice to become a man.

    Last, get a straw (don't worry they are free from restaurants) and SUCK IT THE *kitten* UP!


    Wow...you REALLY need to get laid. Just sayin!

    Needs more than laid!
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    uh....
  • Cuddlebug12
    Cuddlebug12 Posts: 52 Member
    Even while snipped it can happen... Know of a couple that happened to
  • chenrytc2
    chenrytc2 Posts: 48
    smh! Seriously? OP ur the best, got a bunch of people fooled. They are just reading ur post, getting mad because they think it's real and spit out vile, stupid comments.

    Why don't you guys read the thread and notice he said was a joke..smh! Unfortunately, you guys won't!!

    Siting back and waiting for the morons to realize they got fooled.

    I think everyone knows it's a joke. However, it allows to respond in different ways. An excellent way to wast time. lol
  • mikes99mail
    mikes99mail Posts: 318 Member
    I was in a really bad mood till I read this thread... Thanks to all the biters!!

    (hold the mustard on mine thanks, got any salsa?)
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    What is this world coming to? Can someone please help me how the relationship works?

    Guy meets Girl, girl kisses guy, touchbum,,, then babies!
  • Nette_54
    Nette_54 Posts: 265 Member
    This guy has to be joking or daydreaming that he is in this situation, A wife and a girlfriend and you are accusing the girlfriend of being unfaithful ? People can still get pregnant after the snip, Why the heck doesn't your wife care that you are being unfaithful to her or doesn't she care what you do. Sounds like you are a bit of an *kitten* !

    Does the girlfriend, do you really want a girl who wants to break up a marriage ? And where do you get off not telling her you have had the snip if you know she wants children.

    What a self-centred, egotistical, selfish horrible man you are !

    I know this is a joke but I don't think it is very funny at all
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    When did all the stores stop using metal hangers and switch to plastic?
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    What is this world coming to? Can someone please help me how the relationship works?

    Guy meets Girl, girl kisses guy, touchbum,,, then babies!

    You forgot sammiches with mustard.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    This guy has to be joking or daydreaming that he is in this situation, A wife and a girlfriend and you are accusing the girlfriend of being unfaithful ? People can still get pregnant after the snip, Why the heck doesn't your wife care that you are being unfaithful to her or doesn't she care what you do. Sounds like you are a bit of an *kitten* !

    Does the girlfriend, do you really want a girl who wants to break up a marriage ? And where do you get off not telling her you have had the snip if you know she wants children.

    What a self-centred, egotistical, selfish horrible man you are !

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  • Hehe - I think someone is telling porky pies!!!
    Made me laugh though - H x
  • Twidget12
    Twidget12 Posts: 71
    Seriously...I just want my Jerry beads!
  • VanessaGS
    VanessaGS Posts: 514 Member
    This is a joke right?
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    This guy has to be joking or daydreaming that he is in this situation, A wife and a girlfriend and you are accusing the girlfriend of being unfaithful ? People can still get pregnant after the snip, Why the heck doesn't your wife care that you are being unfaithful to her or doesn't she care what you do. Sounds like you are a bit of an *kitten* !

    Does the girlfriend, do you really want a girl who wants to break up a marriage ? And where do you get off not telling her you have had the snip if you know she wants children.

    What a self-centred, egotistical, selfish horrible man you are !

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  • sel254
    sel254 Posts: 273 Member
    Sounds like something that can only be really sorted out by an appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show.

    Totally!!!
  • BIG_RON_NO_MORE
    BIG_RON_NO_MORE Posts: 4 Member
    Ok for one what kind of relationship do you have with your wife I take it you guys are not very close and regards to the chick on the side you need to let her go, If you love her more than your wife someone has to go unless you can incorporate a three some. Does the girl know that you have been cut and if so why is she trying to play you.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    This is a joke right?

    Infidelity is serious business. I really don't think anyone would have the nerve to joke about this. The OP is in a trying situation and needs your advice, not casual dismissal.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    :huh: Is this for real?

    Ok - if its for real then I guess you and your wife have an open relationship. As for the girlfriend - I agree with a couple of other posters "man up" and tell it how it is.

    If it's not real, well......what can I say.....are people that bored as to make such a story up?

    And finally, whatever happened to good old fashioned Marriage where people make a vow to each other til death do us part?

    And why do people feel the need to "spread the seed" and cheat etc .... *shudders* I could never be in a relationship that was open or even cheat on my partner. Yes, I've been cheated on - forgave him and stayed - but I will never forget.

    What is the world coming to? I'm fairly open minded but am starting to wonder if my view are changing as I get older.
  • Wait wait wait...you are sad about this girl cheating on you when the entire time you were cheating on your wife? ... *sigh*

    Sounds to me like you has this coming...
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    This guy has to be joking or daydreaming that he is in this situation, A wife and a girlfriend and you are accusing the girlfriend of being unfaithful ? People can still get pregnant after the snip, Why the heck doesn't your wife care that you are being unfaithful to her or doesn't she care what you do. Sounds like you are a bit of an *kitten* !

    Does the girlfriend, do you really want a girl who wants to break up a marriage ? And where do you get off not telling her you have had the snip if you know she wants children.

    What a self-centred, egotistical, selfish horrible man you are !

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    I :heart: you husky - Winner!
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    However, if you're in it for a turkey sandwich and the sex....is that really something you keep around when you have a wife? Obviously something's missing with the wife.

    Obviously his wife doesn't make him turkey sandwiches and sex.

    Now answer this OP: Do you eat the turkey sandwich while having sex?:bigsmile: Inquiring minds want to know!

    No, I eat the girlfriend, then the sammich! But a combination...hmmmmmm...spicy and sweet! Great idea! I will try it out and let you know how it goes. Wanna join us? :devil:
  • CharityAngel
    CharityAngel Posts: 111
    First, Mormons believe in having only one wife. While it is true that in history, there was polygamy, it was over 100 years ago, and only 3% of the people actually practiced it. And it wasn't like many people think it was. The first wife had to approve and often chose the second wife etc.

    However, there is no polygamy now in the LDS church. Anyone that practiced it would be excommunicated, so he better take this drama somewhere else.

    While there were times when polygamy was practiced in history, I really think that one man and one woman is what is really intended. It is only different when there are not others of the same faith to marry. Like Abraham, David and so on.
  • BringingSherriBack
    BringingSherriBack Posts: 607 Member
    What the what?! :noway: I'm in awe a bit here... :huh:

    Why is there a wife, a new girl, and another man??? Sounds like the could be yours baby is the LEAST of the problems listed???

    Exactly what I was thinking!
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