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  • dawson555
    dawson555 Posts: 26
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    Just reading through this ****ing crazy!!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    since you've got a wife and one on the side with apparently your wife's blessing you should become a mormon if you're not already and call it good pending the results of the paternity test.

    "Mormons" who still practice polygamy are thrown out of the church.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    I know this may seem odd and slightly similar. I met a girl in south carolina last month and we ended up doing the ol in and out. She was talking about dating this guy and his wife was getting mad. Whats really odd is i raided the fridge that night and had the best turkey sandwich ive ever had.

    Oh, thank
    God its you and not some wierdo. Wait....what????
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    blah blah wife/sister joke

    The more kin the deeper in...
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    My take away is - your wife plays bunco?

    Ditto!

    EDIT: Having a quoting issue...looks like it isn't fixed. -_-
  • engodwin
    engodwin Posts: 516 Member
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    What the French Toast?!

    This can't be real... can it? I seriously thought all the crap on Jerry/Muary was staged....

    Oh em geeeeeeee

    YOU are messed up buddy. The situation is just a reflection of YOU.

    That is all.
  • petite_boleyn
    petite_boleyn Posts: 144
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    Does she know you've been snipped???

    There is still a possibility.. So a simple paternity test is all it takes.

    No, she does not know. Part of the attraction for her is that she wanted to eventually have kids. I couldn't tell her cause I was afraid she would cut me off, and that stuff is just too good to let go....

    'Cause THAT'S healthy...a relationship built on lies.
  • CookieCrumble
    CookieCrumble Posts: 221 Member
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    Yes well, you may be been 'snipped' but perhaps it needs a bigger pair of scissors, like SHEARS, to tackle the problem once and for all. If I were your wife, I would be at the nearest garden centre right now, buying the bluntest pair I could find, before fixing the 'problem', blowing you a 'goodbye' kiss and leaving you forever... :noway:
  • Andrea681
    Andrea681 Posts: 178 Member
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    Maury! Maury! Maury!
  • ShifuYaku
    ShifuYaku Posts: 504 Member
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    My take away is - your wife plays bunco?

    Ditto!

    EDIT: Having a quoting issue...looks like it isn't fixed. -_-

    You need to talk outside of the [/ quote] part
  • That_Girl
    That_Girl Posts: 1,324 Member
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    So your gf is pregnant and your wife said she's a slut?

    LOLOL! Oh man.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,843 Member
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    So I'm going with this is a joke (and if it's not then you better get a paternity test immediately. Either that or ask to see the stick she peed on) however to all the haters and people thinking the OP is an *kitten* because he has a wife and a girlfriend:

    Some people have open marriages.

    Some people are swingers

    Some people are polyamorous.

    It's their life and their choice. Don't throw out judgments on something that you don't understand or have not experienced.

    ETA: Was there bacon on the turkey sammich too?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    I say it's time for a 3 some.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    We have done that a time or two.......
    With mustard?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    If you have you do realize that mustard will cause your tubes to reattach together momentarily, so that baby is probably yours.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition


    OMFG...I snorted from laughing so hard at this one!!!!! Thank you for that! :laugh: :drinker:

    did you snort the mustard? Bet that hurt!!
  • ambrwaves27
    ambrwaves27 Posts: 206
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    *munching popcorn. . .watching the show*
  • mimiclown
    mimiclown Posts: 32
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    You're kidding right? Wife and girlfriend and you want her to be faithful. Can't stop laughing.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    What the French Toast?!

    This can't be real... can it? I seriously thought all the crap on Jerry/Muary was staged....

    Oh em geeeeeeee

    YOU are messed up buddy. The situation is just a reflection of YOU.

    That is all.

    You got TROLLED! It's kind of like being PUNK'D except that you won't ever be let in on the joke. And Ashton Kutcher isn't hiding somewhere on MFP.
  • smiles4deb
    smiles4deb Posts: 65
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    I don't know what made me laugh more, the op or the responses. :laugh:
  • raiderrodney
    raiderrodney Posts: 617 Member
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    "You are the father"

    I still think this is a bs post....if not....dayum....
  • jllisi15
    jllisi15 Posts: 13
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    I'm not going to judge, to each their own in the pursuit of happiness, but a paternity test has to wait until the baby is born from what I have read.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,359 Member
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    I say it's time for a 3 some.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition


    Pictures or it didn't happen :bigsmile:
    We have done that a time or two.......
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