Relationship question
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WOW! There is so much that is not right with this entire situation I don't even know where to begin:ohwell:
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This
To each their own. Sounds like a paternity test is the answer..but wow..0 -
I for one am appalled at the disrespect shown here for the sanctity of marriage.
Oooh, gotta run. There's a new episode of The Bachelorette!0 -
NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??
my pleasure...i serve them wearing only an apron.
Even better!! :bigsmile:
@ CountryBoy - If that baby's not yours, I'll take it!0 -
Is this even real? If it is you have some serious issues and no woman should be with you anyway. If you are just making this up then "good one" because you got me.0
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NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??
my pleasure...i serve them wearing only an apron.
With bacon as well?0 -
You want a rational answer to an irrational situation/lifestyle. Really?! How about first looking in the mirror and MANNING THE *kitten* UP! First, you totally ignored your wedding vows, I don't care IF you have your wife's blessing! MAN UP! If it is over, end it in a respectful manner. Second, you don't want to give her up because of sex, sandwiches, and helping with the bills?! Really?! MAN THE *kitten* UP! You need a "younger" woman to take care of not only your sorry @$$ but your wife's to? Both of you should be embarrassed.
You said you are "cut", well you sir need to be castrated! Your wife needs to have her parts removed. We need to ensure neither of you ever reproduce. I know 18 year-old kids (men/women) that sacrifice their lives for this country, and I don't think they would for this non-sense.
You user name says it all, country boy. That's about right because a real man would have dug deep to make ends meet on his on two feet. More importantly, a REAL man would NEVER disrespect his wife in this manner. You are everything opposite of HONOR, RESPECT, INTEGRITY, RELIABLE, etc.
Why don't you start by telling your "girlfriend" you had a vasectomy and the probably of you getting her pregnant is rather small. Then, instead of shirking responsibility, why don't you and the girlfriend go the doctor's office and get tested so you can both see the results. After that, end one of the relationships. Then take your sorry @$$ to the unemployment office and apply for as many jobs as possible. If you have to work 2 or 3 jobs, then so be it. It's called being a MAN! This is just the beginning. That still will not qualify you as a real man, just a demonstration you can willingly sacrifice to become a man.
Last, get a straw (don't worry they are free from restaurants) and SUCK IT THE *kitten* UP!
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You want a rational answer to an irrational situation/lifestyle. Really?! How about first looking in the mirror and MANNING THE *kitten* UP! First, you totally ignored your wedding vows, I don't care IF you have your wife's blessing! MAN UP! If it is over, end it in a respectful manner. Second, you don't want to give her up because of sex, sandwiches, and helping with the bills?! Really?! MAN THE *kitten* UP! You need a "younger" woman to take care of not only your sorry @$$ but your wife's to? Both of you should be embarrassed.
You said you are "cut", well you sir need to be castrated! Your wife needs to have her parts removed. We need to ensure neither of you ever reproduce. I know 18 year-old kids (men/women) that sacrifice their lives for this country, and I don't think they would for this non-sense.
You user name says it all, country boy. That's about right because a real man would have dug deep to make ends meet on his on two feet. More importantly, a REAL man would NEVER disrespect his wife in this manner. You are everything opposite of HONOR, RESPECT, INTEGRITY, RELIABLE, etc.
Why don't you start by telling your "girlfriend" you had a vasectomy and the probably of you getting her pregnant is rather small. Then, instead of shirking responsibility, why don't you and the girlfriend go the doctor's office and get tested so you can both see the results. After that, end one of the relationships. Then take your sorry @$$ to the unemployment office and apply for as many jobs as possible. If you have to work 2 or 3 jobs, then so be it. It's called being a MAN! This is just the beginning. That still will not qualify you as a real man, just a demonstration you can willingly sacrifice to become a man.
Last, get a straw (don't worry they are free from restaurants) and SUCK IT THE *kitten* UP!
Where is the Fry picture "Not sure if stupid or trolling"0 -
Can you say Jerry Springer? I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!0
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I for one am appalled at the disrespect shown here for the sanctity of marriage.
Oooh, gotta run. There's a new episode of The Bachelorette!
Hehe0 -
You want a rational answer to an irrational situation/lifestyle. Really?! How about first looking in the mirror and MANNING THE *kitten* UP! First, you totally ignored your wedding vows, I don't care IF you have your wife's blessing! MAN UP! If it is over, end it in a respectful manner. Second, you don't want to give her up because of sex, sandwiches, and helping with the bills?! Really?! MAN THE *kitten* UP! You need a "younger" woman to take care of not only your sorry @$$ but your wife's to? Both of you should be embarrassed.
You said you are "cut", well you sir need to be castrated! Your wife needs to have her parts removed. We need to ensure neither of you ever reproduce. I know 18 year-old kids (men/women) that sacrifice their lives for this country, and I don't think they would for this non-sense.
You user name says it all, country boy. That's about right because a real man would have dug deep to make ends meet on his on two feet. More importantly, a REAL man would NEVER disrespect his wife in this manner. You are everything opposite of HONOR, RESPECT, INTEGRITY, RELIABLE, etc.
Why don't you start by telling your "girlfriend" you had a vasectomy and the probably of you getting her pregnant is rather small. Then, instead of shirking responsibility, why don't you and the girlfriend go the doctor's office and get tested so you can both see the results. After that, end one of the relationships. Then take your sorry @$$ to the unemployment office and apply for as many jobs as possible. If you have to work 2 or 3 jobs, then so be it. It's called being a MAN! This is just the beginning. That still will not qualify you as a real man, just a demonstration you can willingly sacrifice to become a man.
Last, get a straw (don't worry they are free from restaurants) and SUCK IT THE *kitten* UP!
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wait.. so there's a wife and a girlfriend....?
alright.. yeah.. that's weird.0 -
Your WIFE says she's a slut?
Dude?!?!
What he said!
Here's where I'm confused...I've heard of people who have these kinds of "deals" worked out with their significant other. However, if you're in it for a turkey sandwich and the sex....is that really something you keep around when you have a wife? Obviously something's missing with the wife. Get a paternity test, become a mormon, let the girlfriend leave you, let your wife leave you...you have to make some kind of decision. Unfortunately, YOU have to make it for yourself.0 -
Is Jerry Springer still taking applications for shows?0
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NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??
my pleasure...i serve them wearing only an apron.
With Honey Mustard?? :happy:0 -
Maury Povich is the answer0
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NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??
my pleasure...i serve them wearing only an apron.
@ CountryBoy - If that baby's not yours, I'll take it!
Babies taste great on sandwiches.
Ya want a Rack o' Baby? We got Babies on Racks! - (Eddie Izzard)0 -
"You are the father"
I still think this is a bs post....if not....dayum....
Aaaaaaa-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....Yes, I am the father. I will name him "Luke"!0 -
You want a rational answer to an irrational situation/lifestyle. Really?! How about first looking in the mirror and MANNING THE *kitten* UP! First, you totally ignored your wedding vows, I don't care IF you have your wife's blessing! MAN UP! If it is over, end it in a respectful manner. Second, you don't want to give her up because of sex, sandwiches, and helping with the bills?! Really?! MAN THE *kitten* UP! You need a "younger" woman to take care of not only your sorry @$$ but your wife's to? Both of you should be embarrassed.
You said you are "cut", well you sir need to be castrated! Your wife needs to have her parts removed. We need to ensure neither of you ever reproduce. I know 18 year-old kids (men/women) that sacrifice their lives for this country, and I don't think they would for this non-sense.
You user name says it all, country boy. That's about right because a real man would have dug deep to make ends meet on his on two feet. More importantly, a REAL man would NEVER disrespect his wife in this manner. You are everything opposite of HONOR, RESPECT, INTEGRITY, RELIABLE, etc.
Why don't you start by telling your "girlfriend" you had a vasectomy and the probably of you getting her pregnant is rather small. Then, instead of shirking responsibility, why don't you and the girlfriend go the doctor's office and get tested so you can both see the results. After that, end one of the relationships. Then take your sorry @$$ to the unemployment office and apply for as many jobs as possible. If you have to work 2 or 3 jobs, then so be it. It's called being a MAN! This is just the beginning. That still will not qualify you as a real man, just a demonstration you can willingly sacrifice to become a man.
Last, get a straw (don't worry they are free from restaurants) and SUCK IT THE *kitten* UP!
:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: 0 -
smh! Seriously? OP ur the best, got a bunch of people fooled. They are just reading ur post, getting mad because they think it's real and spit out vile, stupid comments.
Why don't you guys read the thread and notice he said was a joke..smh! Unfortunately, you guys won't!!
Siting back and waiting for the morons to realize they got fooled.0 -
NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??
my pleasure...i serve them wearing only an apron.
@ CountryBoy - If that baby's not yours, I'll take it!
Babies taste great on sandwiches.
Ya want a Rack o' Baby? We got Babies on Racks! - (Eddie Izzard)
"I EAT BEBES"
~Fat *kitten*0 -
And the crowd went wild!0
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Your WIFE says she's a slut?
Dude?!?!
Now this made me LOL at work
)) exactly my thoughts when i was reading it )))))))))
I seriously can't stop laughing, don't know what is funnier, the topic or the responses)))) 0 -
Hey, Country Boy, how about I take your wife out for a steak dinner?0
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Trolololol! :laugh:0
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NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??
my pleasure...i serve them wearing only an apron.
@ CountryBoy - If that baby's not yours, I'll take it!
Babies taste great on sandwiches.
Ya want a Rack o' Baby? We got Babies on Racks! - (Eddie Izzard)
"I EAT BEBES"
~Fat *kitten*
GET IN MUH BELLY!0 -
NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Calm down girl...its ok. You know I love you. Now make me a sammich and be a good little girl and shut up.0 -
NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??
my pleasure...i serve them wearing only an apron.
With bacon as well?
of course.0 -
Even Maury is shocked!
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JERRY JERRY JERRY
All we need now is a stripper pole, a, midget, beads and STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And here's Jerry's Final Thought0 -
If this is real, you are pissing me off!!!!! and the responses are OMG such disrespect toward women.
Why would the OP's problem piss you off? Are you involved in this?
No, No, I AM NOT INVOLVED, HE POST, IT IS OBVIOUS HE WANTS OPINIONS (where this is a joke or not). The disrespect is the issue for me.0
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