Relationship question
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Just reading through this ****ing crazy!!0
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since you've got a wife and one on the side with apparently your wife's blessing you should become a mormon if you're not already and call it good pending the results of the paternity test.
"Mormons" who still practice polygamy are thrown out of the church.0 -
I know this may seem odd and slightly similar. I met a girl in south carolina last month and we ended up doing the ol in and out. She was talking about dating this guy and his wife was getting mad. Whats really odd is i raided the fridge that night and had the best turkey sandwich ive ever had.
Oh, thank
God its you and not some wierdo. Wait....what????0 -
blah blah wife/sister joke
The more kin the deeper in...0 -
My take away is - your wife plays bunco?
Ditto!
EDIT: Having a quoting issue...looks like it isn't fixed. -_-0 -
What the French Toast?!
This can't be real... can it? I seriously thought all the crap on Jerry/Muary was staged....
Oh em geeeeeeee
YOU are messed up buddy. The situation is just a reflection of YOU.
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Does she know you've been snipped???
There is still a possibility.. So a simple paternity test is all it takes.
No, she does not know. Part of the attraction for her is that she wanted to eventually have kids. I couldn't tell her cause I was afraid she would cut me off, and that stuff is just too good to let go....
'Cause THAT'S healthy...a relationship built on lies.0 -
Yes well, you may be been 'snipped' but perhaps it needs a bigger pair of scissors, like SHEARS, to tackle the problem once and for all. If I were your wife, I would be at the nearest garden centre right now, buying the bluntest pair I could find, before fixing the 'problem', blowing you a 'goodbye' kiss and leaving you forever... :noway:0
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Maury! Maury! Maury!0
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My take away is - your wife plays bunco?
Ditto!
EDIT: Having a quoting issue...looks like it isn't fixed. -_-
You need to talk outside of the [/ quote] part0 -
So your gf is pregnant and your wife said she's a slut?
LOLOL! Oh man.0 -
So I'm going with this is a joke (and if it's not then you better get a paternity test immediately. Either that or ask to see the stick she peed on) however to all the haters and people thinking the OP is an *kitten* because he has a wife and a girlfriend:
Some people have open marriages.
Some people are swingers
Some people are polyamorous.
It's their life and their choice. Don't throw out judgments on something that you don't understand or have not experienced.
ETA: Was there bacon on the turkey sammich too?0 -
With mustard?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:I say it's time for a 3 some.
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We have done that a time or two.......
If you have you do realize that mustard will cause your tubes to reattach together momentarily, so that baby is probably yours.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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OMFG...I snorted from laughing so hard at this one!!!!! Thank you for that! :laugh: :drinker:
did you snort the mustard? Bet that hurt!!0 -
*munching popcorn. . .watching the show*0
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You're kidding right? Wife and girlfriend and you want her to be faithful. Can't stop laughing.0
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What the French Toast?!
This can't be real... can it? I seriously thought all the crap on Jerry/Muary was staged....
Oh em geeeeeeee
YOU are messed up buddy. The situation is just a reflection of YOU.
That is all.
You got TROLLED! It's kind of like being PUNK'D except that you won't ever be let in on the joke. And Ashton Kutcher isn't hiding somewhere on MFP.0 -
I don't know what made me laugh more, the op or the responses. :laugh:0
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"You are the father"
I still think this is a bs post....if not....dayum....0 -
I'm not going to judge, to each their own in the pursuit of happiness, but a paternity test has to wait until the baby is born from what I have read.0
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I say it's time for a 3 some.
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Pictures or it didn't happen :bigsmile:
We have done that a time or two.......0 -
She also makes a superb turkey and swiss sammich, toasted...with mustard.
^^^^^This alone is worth treating that baby as if it's your own. Hard to come by a superb toasted turkey and swiss. Plus, you can teach the baby to make 'em, too!0 -
NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
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My neighbor was fixed and they got pregnant at 45. He thought his wife was cheating but turned out it was his.0
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Then, there was this one time at band camp...................0
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NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??0 -
I'm not buying this story...0
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Where's the MUSTARD?
I CAME HERE FOR MUSTARD.0 -
CountryBoy, you've got yourself a situation. But *everyone* seems to be missing the big picture.
What *type* of mustard does the new girl use on your sammiches? There's a whole continuum of commitment from the yellow mustard, to Gulden's, all the way to the really expensive stone ground gourmet stuff.
I am glad someone else was wondering about the mustard. That is what can make or break the entire sammich!!0 -
NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
LOL I want to see the pictures, Jules!0 -
NOW I AM ANGRY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM NOT HERE!
Hey! So... what have I got to do to get you to make me one of them turkey sammiches??
my pleasure...i serve them wearing only an apron.0
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