Calling all smarta**es!

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  • Aleigh123ful
    Aleigh123ful Posts: 4
    We tried to unite but they thought we were joking!
  • Aleigh123ful
    Aleigh123ful Posts: 4
    hahaha
  • gr8pillock
    gr8pillock Posts: 374 Member
    I'm offended that this thread exists... more than just my *kitten* is smart, thank you very much.
  • dmzazueta
    dmzazueta Posts: 36
    Asked my trainer today,
    Me: This sucks. when do we get to the fun part?
    Trainer: We don't.
    Me: If I am not having fun, what is my incentive?
    Trainer: It works.

    At least I can fun here. Snark on.
  • rcwible83
    rcwible83 Posts: 42
    We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world

    LOL! Same thing we do every night Pinkie!! .......Try and take over the world!!
    -The Brain
  • MyNabbrs
    MyNabbrs Posts: 18 Member
    I'm in. According to some folks, my *kitten* is the only smart thing about me!
  • gr8pillock
    gr8pillock Posts: 374 Member
    We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world

    We'd have to organize first and that would take some serious wrangling in of the fart jokes. Which I refuse to allow to be wrangled.
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    I can be a smart *kitten*...YEAHSSZZZ!!!
  • brigid0113
    brigid0113 Posts: 16
    Where's the flippin' LIKE button???

    That is always my question. I LOL at MFP way more than I do reading FB... P.S. That's the most acronyms I've ever used at one time.
  • Sassy922
    Sassy922 Posts: 399 Member
    <--fluent in smartassss
  • jmobashrn11
    jmobashrn11 Posts: 120
    what did the smart *kitten* say to the cranky vagina?

    "oh piss off"
  • susannamarie
    susannamarie Posts: 2,148 Member
    Here!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    I'm not sure I'd want to take over the world.............


    it's just so - BIG - and messy, and there are crazy people everywhere, and how do you DEAL with all of that, I ask you?

    Nahhh......................too much like work.
    :glasses: :glasses: :glasses: :glasses:
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    Here
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    if it wasn't for samrt @sses like us Dum b sh*ts would not exist!
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    Well I began today with a genuine post about appreciating people and ended it discussing anal sex and blow jobs....of which I got neither tonight.
  • jgunn81
    jgunn81 Posts: 243 Member
    I wasn't going to reply, but my *kitten* made me, so here i am
  • marylynn85
    marylynn85 Posts: 496 Member
    Here
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    I wasn't going to reply, but my *kitten* made me, so here i am

    LOL......

    do you always listen to your *kitten*???
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    You called? :happy:
  • pxpwop
    pxpwop Posts: 704 Member
    You called? :happy:

    I tried but no one picked up!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I got an A++ in smartassery!!!!
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    You called? :happy:

    I tried but no one picked up!

    Try again! I've always got time for you, gorgeous!! :wink:
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Everything I say is filled with nothing but honesty and truth and never with a sarcastic undertone.

    Anyone believe me?
  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
    You called? :happy:

    Hola? Como estas? Donde esta el bano? El Gato es muy mal?

    Oh wait, sorry, I called with the SAP filter on, my bad....
  • denjoh17
    denjoh17 Posts: 18
    I'm fragginng fat and weight lose to me is serious if your on here playing around take that **** to facebook or myspace geez hahaha jk

    You look photoshopped. What the hell are you doing on facebook for fatties?
  • rlmcnay
    rlmcnay Posts: 62
    THIS IS PROFILING AND THAT'S ILLEGAL!
  • emmymae22
    emmymae22 Posts: 206
    Hollaaaaaa
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
    Late but wanted to make an entrance.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    You called? :happy:

    Hola? Como estas? Donde esta el bano? El Gato es muy mal?

    Oh wait, sorry, I called with the SAP filter on, my bad....

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Luckily, I took Spanish...and understood everything you said...so, it's all good!! :wink:

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