Calling all smarta**es!

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  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    i was on my way but got held up by hookers and blow.... what'd i miss and who's got change for a $100?
  • GLJezebel
    GLJezebel Posts: 312 Member
    Smarta$$ present. Snarky, bi***y, and sarcastic fits, too.

    How the hell do you have sarcastic ti.... Oh, oh, oh... You said "fits."

    Either way.
  • ken1994
    ken1994 Posts: 495 Member
    I have spoken with my *kitten* and it refuses to take part in this converstion, now that is one smart *kitten*!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    present.
  • NurseCarolyn2014
    NurseCarolyn2014 Posts: 142
    Life is hard enough sometimes......let's have some FUN with it!! :bigsmile:
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
    You rang ??
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I have spoken with my *kitten* and it refuses to take part in this converstion, now that is one smart *kitten*!

    I spoke with my *kitten*...It raspberried me...It's opinion stinks!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Are you joking about my butt and calling it smart? My butt cheeks are not used to such compliments. How date you mock my @ss. There is nothing humorous about my buttocks





    But there is something special about buttocks
  • Ladyzumba
    Ladyzumba Posts: 217 Member
    After using this site, I don't really have much of a a#$ left at all!
    I crack myself up. LMAO...and working it off too!
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
    This is better than the, "exercising on your period thread" from last night.

    OMG!! You do that ??? It's a good way to lose a uterus you know ......
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    This should have been sent to me in private.
    I thought it was just me and you, you and I, US?!?
    REPORTED!!
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
    I once had a girl ask me to teach her what sarcasm was... she left in tears.. muahahahaha
  • GardenFolly
    GardenFolly Posts: 20
    Count me in. love to walk and talk with my feet inserted into my mouth. Irony does not translate well online, no matter how many little emoticons you add!!!
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
    This is better than the, "exercising on your period thread" from last night.

    OMG!! You do that ??? It's a good way to lose a uterus you know ......

    I read that too... oh dear was that a good one! LOL
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    hillm12345 looks like Angelina Jolie....that'll be one nice little creeper FR sent!!
  • vestarocks
    vestarocks Posts: 420 Member
    Mine is smart and hot! I am also fluent in sarcasm and my foot spends a lot of time inserted into my mouth.
  • brianchi
    brianchi Posts: 71 Member
    I'm just a dumb a**.

    Can I still join?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    hillm12345 looks like Angelina Jolie....that'll be one nice little creeper FR sent!!

    john gotti?
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!

    I am Australian so I am a

    SMARTARSE!

    :)

    Greg
  • trishgrace
    trishgrace Posts: 279 Member
    Smart *kitten* here. I say we will outlive everyone because we laugh more. :laugh:
  • laurannjeffrey
    laurannjeffrey Posts: 9
    smartass is the only way to go in life....if people don't like it....they need to pull the stick out :)
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    hillm12345 looks like Angelina Jolie....that'll be one nice little creeper FR sent!!

    Yes I thought so also
  • WyLd_ReD
    WyLd_ReD Posts: 24 Member
    Ha ha, this is by far the best forum post I have seen in a very long time!!! There are many different type of a$$e$... jack, dumb, smart.. lol personally my have word is more colorful "F*č|<T@Rd" But SMARTa$$e$ are the only way to go by far!!! lol

    Seriously, we're all focused and determined and serious so much trying to fight this weightless battle together, we could all use some humor.. let go and let loose!!!
  • angel79202
    angel79202 Posts: 1,012 Member
    :)
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Its really the only reason i'm here. Hello.

    True.Story...and abridged.
  • Pip_squeak
    Pip_squeak Posts: 132 Member
    Smart...wise...playful.... crazy.... So far I've been known to be all of these *kitten*.
  • lil_bit_crazy
    lil_bit_crazy Posts: 161 Member
    Ohhh I'm home! I always say sarcasm is my super power!
    I'm the biggest smart *kitten* sarcastic nutjob ever!

    I toned it back here...Facebook ...I don't hold back!
    I should have a cape. Every superhero has a cape! :D
  • lifesazoo
    lifesazoo Posts: 118
    I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!

    I am Australian so I am a

    SMARTARSE!

    :)

    Greg



    Potato/ potato. That reads poetaytoe/ pahtahtoe for those who can't hear me.
  • sirabe
    sirabe Posts: 294 Member
    I believe I have been summoned
  • ZoeyRobinson
    ZoeyRobinson Posts: 301
    I am a total smartass. I curse a lot, make jokes, put my foot in my mouth, constantly offending people because they don't get my humor. Trust me, never invite me to your birthday party or wedding.

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