Calling all smarta**es!

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  • laurannjeffrey
    laurannjeffrey Posts: 9
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    smartass is the only way to go in life....if people don't like it....they need to pull the stick out :)
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
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    hillm12345 looks like Angelina Jolie....that'll be one nice little creeper FR sent!!

    Yes I thought so also
  • WyLd_ReD
    WyLd_ReD Posts: 24 Member
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    Ha ha, this is by far the best forum post I have seen in a very long time!!! There are many different type of a$$e$... jack, dumb, smart.. lol personally my have word is more colorful "F*č|<T@Rd" But SMARTa$$e$ are the only way to go by far!!! lol

    Seriously, we're all focused and determined and serious so much trying to fight this weightless battle together, we could all use some humor.. let go and let loose!!!
  • angel79202
    angel79202 Posts: 1,012 Member
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    :)
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Its really the only reason i'm here. Hello.

    True.Story...and abridged.
  • Pip_squeak
    Pip_squeak Posts: 132 Member
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    Smart...wise...playful.... crazy.... So far I've been known to be all of these *kitten*.
  • lil_bit_crazy
    lil_bit_crazy Posts: 161 Member
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    Ohhh I'm home! I always say sarcasm is my super power!
    I'm the biggest smart *kitten* sarcastic nutjob ever!

    I toned it back here...Facebook ...I don't hold back!
    I should have a cape. Every superhero has a cape! :D
  • lifesazoo
    lifesazoo Posts: 118
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    I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!

    I am Australian so I am a

    SMARTARSE!

    :)

    Greg



    Potato/ potato. That reads poetaytoe/ pahtahtoe for those who can't hear me.
  • sirabe
    sirabe Posts: 294 Member
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    I believe I have been summoned
  • ZoeyRobinson
    ZoeyRobinson Posts: 301
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    I am a total smartass. I curse a lot, make jokes, put my foot in my mouth, constantly offending people because they don't get my humor. Trust me, never invite me to your birthday party or wedding.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    I've been refining my smartass skills since the 1970's.
    In high school one of my closest teachers confided in me...that I wasn't going to live to be 40, surely someone would SHOOT ME by then!
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
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    HERE! I am so facetious that my children know what facetious means. :devil:
  • oldscratch57
    oldscratch57 Posts: 71
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    i just got pinched because my girlfriend asked what color lingerie was my favorite......and i said "whatever frickin color matches best with a steak and veggies!! you haven't cooked in months!! shes glaring at me as i type this. :) fellow jerks feel free to add me!!
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
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    i just got pinched because my girlfriend asked what color lingerie was my favorite......and i said "whatever frickin color matches best with a steak and veggies!! you haven't cooked in months!! shes glaring at me as i type this. :) fellow jerks feel free to add me!!

    HILARIOUS!!!
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
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    smartass is my middle name actually!
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    smartass is my middle name actually!

    Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!
  • Lonewolf1507
    Lonewolf1507 Posts: 507 Member
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    English Smartarse present and correct, I would have been here on page 2 but work got in the way, darn night shifts.

    Andy

    Oh and excuse the dumbass I rode in on in the corner
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
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    smartass is my middle name actually!

    Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!

    Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    smartass is my middle name actually!

    Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!

    Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues

    You know it :wink:
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
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    smartass is my middle name actually!

    Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!

    Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues

    You know it :wink:

    2 thumbs and 2 big toes up for this, haha ;)

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