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    Calling all smarta**es!

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    • Posts: 949 Member
      I've been refining my smartass skills since the 1970's.
      In high school one of my closest teachers confided in me...that I wasn't going to live to be 40, surely someone would SHOOT ME by then!
    • Posts: 723 Member
      HERE! I am so facetious that my children know what facetious means. :devil:
    • Posts: 71
      i just got pinched because my girlfriend asked what color lingerie was my favorite......and i said "whatever frickin color matches best with a steak and veggies!! you haven't cooked in months!! shes glaring at me as i type this. :) fellow jerks feel free to add me!!
    • Posts: 313 Member
      i just got pinched because my girlfriend asked what color lingerie was my favorite......and i said "whatever frickin color matches best with a steak and veggies!! you haven't cooked in months!! shes glaring at me as i type this. :) fellow jerks feel free to add me!!

      HILARIOUS!!!
    • Posts: 481 Member
      smartass is my middle name actually!
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
      smartass is my middle name actually!

      Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!
    • Posts: 507 Member
      English Smartarse present and correct, I would have been here on page 2 but work got in the way, darn night shifts.

      Andy

      Oh and excuse the dumbass I rode in on in the corner
    • Posts: 481 Member
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      Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!

      Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
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      Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues

      You know it :wink:
    • Posts: 481 Member
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      You know it :wink:

      2 thumbs and 2 big toes up for this, haha ;)
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
      2 thumbs and 2 big toes up for this, haha ;)

      I do try to exercise my smartass muscles several times a day!! :happy:
    • Posts: 152 Member
      I'm afraid to be a smart a** cause I already got 1 nasty gram for something very minor and don't want to lose my account :X
    • Posts: 20
      I never realized there was a MFP Police Force!!!
    • Posts: 211 Member
      I'm a smart *kitten*. I'm a fat *kitten*. So does that make me a fart *kitten*???? Wait, don't answer that.
    • Posts: 2,996 Member
      Here!!
    • Posts: 324 Member
      Am always late to the party...
    • Posts: 420 Member
      I'm a smart *kitten*. I'm a fat *kitten*. So does that make me a fart *kitten*???? Wait, don't answer that.

      That's so awesome! You made me snort and I actually did lol.
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      Born a smart a**, die a smart a** :)
    • Posts: 211 Member
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      That's so awesome! You made me snort and I actually did lol.

      ^^^ Then that was my good deed for the day. :D
    • Posts: 281 Member
      Here
    • Posts: 1,873 Member
      It's like my grandma says. "You don't live to this age by being nice."
    • Posts: 193 Member
      lol I have arrived *tear* I feel so at home hahahah
    • Posts: 86 Member
      Frankly, I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member.
    • Posts: 97 Member
      Is a smart@ss someone with brains in their @ss?
    • Posts: 2,615 Member
      Is a smart@ss someone with brains in their @ss?

      Yes.
    • Posts: 1,011 Member
      I'm offended, my *kitten* is dumb. It never graduated from kindergarten :(
    • Posts: 63 Member
      Yessss, finally somewhere I can feel at home!
    • Posts: 560 Member
      Que???

      Que significa este palabra "smartaes"
    • Posts: 161 Member
      Sarcastic, gutter-minded smart *kitten* seeks same for friendship, laughter and talking s*** about dumb**ses!
    • Posts: 1,089 Member
      here here
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