Calling all smarta**es!
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I've been refining my smartass skills since the 1970's.
In high school one of my closest teachers confided in me...that I wasn't going to live to be 40, surely someone would SHOOT ME by then!0 -
HERE! I am so facetious that my children know what facetious means. :devil:0
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i just got pinched because my girlfriend asked what color lingerie was my favorite......and i said "whatever frickin color matches best with a steak and veggies!! you haven't cooked in months!! shes glaring at me as i type this. fellow jerks feel free to add me!!0
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i just got pinched because my girlfriend asked what color lingerie was my favorite......and i said "whatever frickin color matches best with a steak and veggies!! you haven't cooked in months!! shes glaring at me as i type this. fellow jerks feel free to add me!!
HILARIOUS!!!0 -
smartass is my middle name actually!0
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smartass is my middle name actually!
Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!0 -
English Smartarse present and correct, I would have been here on page 2 but work got in the way, darn night shifts.
Andy
Oh and excuse the dumbass I rode in on in the corner0 -
smartass is my middle name actually!
Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!
Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues0 -
smartass is my middle name actually!
Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!
Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues
You know it0 -
smartass is my middle name actually!
Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!
Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues
You know it
2 thumbs and 2 big toes up for this, haha0 -
2 thumbs and 2 big toes up for this, haha
I do try to exercise my smartass muscles several times a day!! :happy:0 -
I'm afraid to be a smart a** cause I already got 1 nasty gram for something very minor and don't want to lose my account :X0
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I never realized there was a MFP Police Force!!!0
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I'm a smart *kitten*. I'm a fat *kitten*. So does that make me a fart *kitten*???? Wait, don't answer that.0
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Here!!0
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Am always late to the party...0
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I'm a smart *kitten*. I'm a fat *kitten*. So does that make me a fart *kitten*???? Wait, don't answer that.
That's so awesome! You made me snort and I actually did lol.0 -
Born a smart a**, die a smart a**0
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I'm a smart *kitten*. I'm a fat *kitten*. So does that make me a fart *kitten*???? Wait, don't answer that.
That's so awesome! You made me snort and I actually did lol.
^^^ Then that was my good deed for the day.0 -
Here0
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It's like my grandma says. "You don't live to this age by being nice."0
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lol I have arrived *tear* I feel so at home hahahah0
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Frankly, I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member.0
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Is a smart@ss someone with brains in their @ss?0
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Is a smart@ss someone with brains in their @ss?
Yes.0 -
I'm offended, my *kitten* is dumb. It never graduated from kindergarten0
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Yessss, finally somewhere I can feel at home!0
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Que???
Que significa este palabra "smartaes"0 -
Sarcastic, gutter-minded smart *kitten* seeks same for friendship, laughter and talking s*** about dumb**ses!0
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here here0
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