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    Calling all smarta**es!

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    • Posts: 715 Member
      I've only been here a few days and I've already managed to step on someone's toes. Oops! I did it again!

      I think people take everything too seriously. I just think that joking around about yourself doesn't do any harm, so why take ourselves so seriously?

      Sooo.... I've decided that we need to do a roll call for all of the smarta**es out there and have a little fun! Smiling is good for the soul.

      Oh god you rang?
    • Posts: 534 Member
      Finally a thread for ME....you'd think a site for people who wants to lose weight we'd have thicker skin *cues rimshot*

      whoda thunk it. Lol Smart *kitten* accounted for!
    • Posts: 79
      Present and accounted for!
    • Posts: 241 Member
      It's a trap to round up all the smarta$$es and deport them to fitday!!!
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      Queen Smartass and topnotch bullshi$#er here!!! Add me if ya like sarcasm!
    • Posts: 1,000 Member
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    • Posts: 659 Member
      (raises hand)...."Here!!"
    • Posts: 136 Member
      Hands raised high. Yes I can take a joke....even if about myself if there is even a shred of construction there. :drinker:
    • Posts: 391 Member
      You rang?
    • Posts: 190 Member
      Smart @ssness is a true sign of intelligence :drinker:
    • Posts: 761 Member
      I am probably overqualified for the position of smartass but I would like to submit my application anyhow!
    • Posts: 3,569 Member
      I always flarb when I blarb.
    • Posts: 1,508 Member
      Oh me! I heard you were looking for me... *scans room, waving at my friends...*
    • Posts: 247
      Much rather have humor in my life and I've been told smartassedness is funny, well I told myself that but anyway....
    • Posts: 108 Member
      Not only am I a smart@$$, but I'm an awkward smart@$$. By 'awkward' I mean I have bad timing and often don't know when or how to shut up. I also ramble. Like that. And that.

      I also tend to dislike profanity filters.
    • Posts: 1,508 Member
      You rang?

      Hey John, I saw your car in traffic today. I posted it on another thread "speaking of creepers..." :tongue:
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      It's a trap to round up all the smarta$$es and deport them to fitday!!!

      Or better, fitocracy.com.
    • Posts: 271 Member
      dyslexic and calorie deficient so not smart but definitely an @$$
    • Posts: 98 Member
      I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!

      I am Australian so I am a

      SMARTARSE!

      :)

      Greg

      As a Brit I'm totally with you on that one *finally stops looking for a donkey that can quote pi to 8 decimal places*
    • Posts: 371 Member
      smartass, wiseass, smart aleck, little b***h, I fit all of them. My sense of humor is very warped. Be warned!
    • Posts: 304 Member
      I'm a smartass and I love other smartasses.
    • Posts: 98 Member
      I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!

      I am Australian so I am a

      SMARTARSE!

      :)

      Greg
    • Posts: 206 Member
      Well hello fellow Snarky McSmart A$$es!
      I've been through some pretty tough times in my life and humour / smart assery is what keeps me sane and on this side of the sod. If you don't like my antics, you probably need a kick to the frontal lobe.

      Just sayin'.

      Keep on snarkin' on :wink:
    • Posts: 131
      I can't keep up with adding all of you so just friend me please I will accept all smart a$$es!!!!!:laugh: I need the support and the laughter you can add to my life
    • Posts: 280 Member
      count me in as well
    • Posts: 2,527 Member
      I'm a total smartass...my mouth gets me in trouble sometimes.
    • Posts: 32
      My dad always used to ask me: "Did your butt go to college? 'Cause your are a real smarta**" I miss him, I got it from him and am proud to be one!
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