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What's the last text you received?

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  • FTClown
    FTClown Posts: 181
    "I can't just SLEEP w/ him!! There are rules ya know! Which u suck at following btw! LOL I need to find out tho...I don't want to get stuck with another short d*ck dilemma! Sniff ;("


    :laugh:

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
  • FTClown
    FTClown Posts: 181
    My Lady sent: "Lol. Will trust you on that." (It was her sending it in response of joining MFP
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
    (I thought a guy in my Psychology class wanted to be my personal trainer, I asked him do I bring my dumb bells and mat)
    " Bring your tail and memory, because I want you to remember this".
  • Sondras09
    Sondras09 Posts: 30 Member
    I dont have my phone on me but it was something along the lines of " or I can help you take it off...."
    From my hubby :)
  • MissAlexxMarie
    MissAlexxMarie Posts: 171
    "**** always gets at me"
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    "take pain meds tonight, and don't forget to pack them"
  • mtaylor33557
    mtaylor33557 Posts: 542 Member
    "I had several people see that last message."

    From my husband in reference to a personal text I sent him earlier. :blushing:

    However, he later told me in an email that he was just kidding because he thought it would be funny.
  • redhotredneck
    redhotredneck Posts: 118 Member
    "Slim says we need to bring pillows...."
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    tvNolla lol vanilla
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    "stupid phones!"
  • rubyrenga
    rubyrenga Posts: 402 Member
    "I can't check my gmail says incorrect password I didn't mean 2 bother you at your meeting not important get back when you have a break I love my Dudley"

    From my sweet, technologically-impaired fiance.
  • _Ivian
    _Ivian Posts: 198
    "I can't just SLEEP w/ him!! There are rules ya know! Which u suck at following btw! LOL I need to find out tho...I don't want to get stuck with another short d*ck dilemma! Sniff ;("


    :laugh:

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

    My best friend seems to always get stuck with the small ones :laugh: La pobre.
  • andreamariexo
    andreamariexo Posts: 41
    Lol I am to ... and imma use that money to buy me snacks and ****
  • GeritWag
    GeritWag Posts: 10 Member
    "I just got off the phone with Trevor and I swear I heard him say 'I love you' really quick before he hung up"

    This chick is obsessed with this guy. They live a long ways away and they're all over each other but apparently not dating.
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
    "noon?" :wink:
  • shannyfro
    shannyfro Posts: 641
    me too!
  • Ariberri9
    Ariberri9 Posts: 206 Member
    "They have a 1 year period to decide if they can comply with the law or they can chose [sic] to end their institutions.. Thats [sic] why the catholic church is so enflamed [sic]. The exception, which was promised upon its passing, never came"

    A friend and I are talking about Obamacare.
  • GLJezebel
    GLJezebel Posts: 312 Member
    oh ok dont work too hard at gym



    From lame ex BF.
  • MUByM
    MUByM Posts: 208
    "You'll see. He threw in a DVD player"

    Husband.
  • Noki1024
    Noki1024 Posts: 302
    "Kk nite nite."

    Husband
  • Octopies
    Octopies Posts: 157 Member
    "Lol I thought you were a part of a croquet team"

    No, silly, I *crochet*. Big difference!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "No worries!"
  • BecomingElle
    BecomingElle Posts: 112 Member
    "Yolo"
  • Tdk4685
    Tdk4685 Posts: 293 Member
    Hookah
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    "PORN"*

    * Pants Off Right Now
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    "Night :) ♥"
  • rachey_v
    rachey_v Posts: 127 Member
    Nooooo way pmp in the middle of the village hahaha... only u, u wench!
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    You're gonna turn into a cup of coffee...

    LOL
  • ZoeyRobinson
    ZoeyRobinson Posts: 301
    "I just woke up. I don't know where I am. Who's couch is this?"

    The friend who sent this to me is a pot head. And they say pot isn't bad.
  • hendongirl
    hendongirl Posts: 156 Member
    'Ok yes no problem love rachel'
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