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Calling all smarta**es!
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I've only been here a few days and I've already managed to step on someone's toes. Oops! I did it again!
I think people take everything too seriously. I just think that joking around about yourself doesn't do any harm, so why take ourselves so seriously?
Sooo.... I've decided that we need to do a roll call for all of the smarta**es out there and have a little fun! Smiling is good for the soul.
Oh god you rang?0 -
Finally a thread for ME....you'd think a site for people who wants to lose weight we'd have thicker skin *cues rimshot*
whoda thunk it. Lol Smart *kitten* accounted for!0 -
Present and accounted for!0
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It's a trap to round up all the smarta$$es and deport them to fitday!!!0
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Queen Smartass and topnotch bullshi$#er here!!! Add me if ya like sarcasm!0
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(raises hand)...."Here!!"0
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Hands raised high. Yes I can take a joke....even if about myself if there is even a shred of construction there. :drinker:0
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You rang?0
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Smart @ssness is a true sign of intelligence :drinker:0
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I am probably overqualified for the position of smartass but I would like to submit my application anyhow!0
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I always flarb when I blarb.0
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Oh me! I heard you were looking for me... *scans room, waving at my friends...*0
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Much rather have humor in my life and I've been told smartassedness is funny, well I told myself that but anyway....0
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Not only am I a smart@$$, but I'm an awkward smart@$$. By 'awkward' I mean I have bad timing and often don't know when or how to shut up. I also ramble. Like that. And that.
I also tend to dislike profanity filters.0 -
You rang?
Hey John, I saw your car in traffic today. I posted it on another thread "speaking of creepers..."0 -
It's a trap to round up all the smarta$$es and deport them to fitday!!!
Or better, fitocracy.com.0 -
I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!
I am Australian so I am a
SMARTARSE!
Greg
As a Brit I'm totally with you on that one *finally stops looking for a donkey that can quote pi to 8 decimal places*0 -
smartass, wiseass, smart aleck, little b***h, I fit all of them. My sense of humor is very warped. Be warned!0
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I'm a smartass and I love other smartasses.0
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I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!
I am Australian so I am a
SMARTARSE!
Greg0 -
Well hello fellow Snarky McSmart A$$es!
I've been through some pretty tough times in my life and humour / smart assery is what keeps me sane and on this side of the sod. If you don't like my antics, you probably need a kick to the frontal lobe.
Just sayin'.
Keep on snarkin' on0 -
I can't keep up with adding all of you so just friend me please I will accept all smart a$$es!!!!!:laugh: I need the support and the laughter you can add to my life0
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count me in as well0
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I'm a total smartass...my mouth gets me in trouble sometimes.0
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My dad always used to ask me: "Did your butt go to college? 'Cause your are a real smarta**" I miss him, I got it from him and am proud to be one!0
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