Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?!?!

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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    We are no longer the knights who say NI!!! we are now the knights who say eki eki eki pekoiiiiing \m/ and we require.....another shrubbery....\m/
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    That's no ordinary rabbit
    it has nasty, big, pointy teeth?
  • ThorneDust
    ThorneDust Posts: 189 Member
    I love this thread so much :)
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot


    C&P eat me...

    ^^This! Anything Monty Python makes me laugh my *kitten* off.

    Wow! :laugh:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    She turned me into a newt!


    I got better.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    How do know so much about swallows?

    Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
  • warriorprincessdi
    warriorprincessdi Posts: 617 Member
    I named my cat Tim the Enchanter (tim for short, obviously) after this movie hahaha
  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
    I named my cat Tim the Enchanter (tim for short, obviously) after this movie hahaha

    You mean the old man from scene 24? ;)
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    What is your quest?
  • rchupka87
    rchupka87 Posts: 542 Member
    You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!

    Probably my favorite line from HG! I have to read it in a French accent also! LMAO :laugh:

    I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
  • ccadroz93
    ccadroz93 Posts: 136 Member
    It's only a flesh wound!!

    Look, you stupid *kitten*, you've got no arms left!

    I'll bite you!!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    What is your quest?

    I seek the Holy Grail!
  • ccadroz93
    ccadroz93 Posts: 136 Member
    What is your quest?

    I seek the Holy Grail!

    The holy Grail??!!
  • LaurenPyrexx
    LaurenPyrexx Posts: 19
    you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    You can never have to much Monty Python, but you can have to many mints.

    monty-pythons-the-meaning-of-life.jpg

    Beware the wafer-thin mint! It will kill you!
  • LaurenPyrexx
    LaurenPyrexx Posts: 19
    She turned me into a newt!


    I got better.

    burn her anyway!!
  • ccadroz93
    ccadroz93 Posts: 136 Member
    I'm not dead yet!

    He'll be dead soon.....

    I'm feeling much better!

    WHACK!!

    Bring out yer dead!.....

    I know what I am watching tonight!
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

    One... twoooo... FIVE! NO! THREE!
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
    "Pie lesu domine...
    Dona eis requiem..."
    THUNK!

    "A year passed. Winter changed into Spring. Spring changed
    into Summer. Summer changed back into Winter. And Winter gave Spring
    and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn. Until one day..."

    That's what the damned weather here in NoDak feels like. :)
  • BostonMatt
    BostonMatt Posts: 258
    This thread absolutely made my day.
  • ccadroz93
    ccadroz93 Posts: 136 Member
    "Pie lesu domine...
    Dona eis requiem..."
    THUNK!

    "A year passed. Winter changed into Spring. Spring changed
    into Summer. Summer changed back into Winter. And Winter gave Spring
    and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn. Until one day..."

    That's what the damned weather here in NoDak feels like. :)

    I was born in Grand Forks!!
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
    This thread absolutely made my day.

    Mine too! I'm going to pop in the DVD while my kids are napping. :D Makes folding clothes fly by.
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
    "Pie lesu domine...
    Dona eis requiem..."
    THUNK!

    "A year passed. Winter changed into Spring. Spring changed
    into Summer. Summer changed back into Winter. And Winter gave Spring
    and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn. Until one day..."

    That's what the damned weather here in NoDak feels like. :)

    I was born in Grand Forks!!

    No way! I live a bit south of there, closer to GF than to Fargo. :) Small world!
  • twinmom14ek
    twinmom14ek Posts: 174 Member
    Run away! Run away!!!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    What.....is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? \m/
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    What.....is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? \m/

    What do you mean...an African or European swallow?
  • hehthurr
    hehthurr Posts: 8 Member
    You silly english knnnnnniggits!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    What.....is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? \m/

    What do you mean...an African or European swallow?
    I don't know that.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!

    How is it you know so much about swallows?

    You have to know these things when you're king, you know \m/

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