Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?!?!

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  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    Ni
  • chezmama
    chezmama Posts: 396 Member
    We demand...A SHRUBBERY!

    You beat me to it!
  • lmarshel
    lmarshel Posts: 674 Member
    i fart in your general direction.

    Fetchez la vache!!!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I want to be a woman...from now on, I want you all to call me "Loretta".












    Bwahahahahha! :bigsmile:
  • curtnrod
    curtnrod Posts: 223 Member
    Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    just a little pierl ?
  • stevean
    stevean Posts: 7 Member
    'Tis but a scratch!
  • Spanntastic12
    Spanntastic12 Posts: 181
    Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

    King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

    Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    What's so funny about "Biggus D!ckus?
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    Sorry....Wrong movie
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    God: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling!

    Arthur: Sorry...

    God: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy".
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something...
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something...

    "What, ridden on a horse? ... You've got two empty halves of a coconut and you're bangin' 'em together!
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    The resurrection of this thread prompts the following:

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  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    The resurrection of this thread prompts the following:

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    Love this!! I wonder if I can get it on a pair of tighty whities
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    Greetings, O Tim the Enchanter!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.

    I have to push the pram a lot.


    .....

    On second thought, let's not go there.

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  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
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  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the shrubber. I arrange, design and sell shubberies.
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

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