fifty shades of dieting
george29223
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Oh my…I didn’t know it would feel like this…didn’t know it could feel as good as this. My thoughts are scattering…there’s only sensation…only you..only you…only ...oh god… please…I stiffen. the first bite of a krispy cream after dieting for 6 months
my lips are parted - waiting, coiled to strike. Desire - acute, liquid and smoldering, combusts deep in my belly............taco bell after dieting
We pick up the rhythm… up, down, up, down… over and over… and it feels so… good. Between my panting breaths, the deep down, brimming fullness… the vehement sensation pulsing through me that’s building quickly, I watch her, our eyes locked… and I see wonder there, i wonder when the damn waitress is gonna bring my chicken pot pit after 8 monbths of dieting
Anticipation hangs heavy and portentous over my head like a dark tropical
storm cloud. Butterflies flood my belly – as well as a darker, carnal, captivating ache as I try to imagine what she will do to me ....after my date comes back from the bathroom and figures out i nom nom nomm all her cheese cake.
I close my eyes, feeling the build up… pushing me higher, higher to the castle in the air. why in the hell did they build the white castle on top of a hill?
Hmm… he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty...nathens hotdog with chilli mmmmm
my lips are parted - waiting, coiled to strike. Desire - acute, liquid and smoldering, combusts deep in my belly............taco bell after dieting
We pick up the rhythm… up, down, up, down… over and over… and it feels so… good. Between my panting breaths, the deep down, brimming fullness… the vehement sensation pulsing through me that’s building quickly, I watch her, our eyes locked… and I see wonder there, i wonder when the damn waitress is gonna bring my chicken pot pit after 8 monbths of dieting
Anticipation hangs heavy and portentous over my head like a dark tropical
storm cloud. Butterflies flood my belly – as well as a darker, carnal, captivating ache as I try to imagine what she will do to me ....after my date comes back from the bathroom and figures out i nom nom nomm all her cheese cake.
I close my eyes, feeling the build up… pushing me higher, higher to the castle in the air. why in the hell did they build the white castle on top of a hill?
Hmm… he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty...nathens hotdog with chilli mmmmm
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:laugh: and much better written than the original0
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loved this more than the book!0
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You should write your own book.0
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chapter 2......lol0
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haaaaaaaaaaa i laughed sooooo much reading this0
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Hahahaha I love this!!! The books were just so naff, but this, I could really get into :laugh:0
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:laugh: :blushing:0
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hahaha i love it!! made my day thanks0
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OMG! Haaaa!0
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Freakin' hilarious! You made my day!0
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:happy: lmao love this!!0
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:laugh: Publish it, you'd make millions. Better than the original for sure0
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Wooo Hoooo!!! There has to be a market for food porn out there somewhere!0
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hahhaaha this is too funny0
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Wooo Hoooo!!! There has to be a market for food porn out there somewhere!
I agree, there are all sorts of fetishes!0 -
:laugh: genius0
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:laugh: brilliant fun, thank you0
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claasic & yes, much better writing than the books more plausible story line too .0
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:laugh: and much better written than the original
I concur! The books are terrible but this pulled me in from the first word.
I'm still amazed that so many women are so wrapped up in this garbage! It's not even good soft core porn and the writing is fifty shades of atrocious. I truly believe that if you're smitten by the "Fifty Shades of Grey," you need to rethink what happens in your bedroom and with your partner because SOMEONE isn't doing something right!
The Marquis de Sade...now THAT'S good sex between the pages!0 -
Oh My....
I almost..
well.you know.....:devil:
time to hit the sheets..
flying solo..again..
"Nobody does it better..":smokin:
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*speechless*
No, I'm hungry!0 -
I think your inner goddess is coming out.0
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:laugh: and much better written than the original
I concur! The books are terrible but this pulled me in from the first word.
I'm still amazed that so many women are so wrapped up in this garbage! It's not even good soft core porn and the writing is fifty shades of atrocious. I truly believe that if you're smitten by the "Fifty Shades of Grey," you need to rethink what happens in your bedroom and with your partner because SOMEONE isn't doing something right!
The Marquis de Sade...now THAT'S good sex between the pages!
I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure.
Marquis de Sade
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:happy: freakin hilarious!0
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love it!0
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Awesome!
I still wish I could un-read the original but this makes it all better !0 -
LOL0
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Moar food porn!:drinker:0
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great way to start my morning0
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After reading this I think I will retreat now into my Red Room of Foodporn......sometimes I am sorry I quit smoking....
Laters Baby,0
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