fifty shades of dieting
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*speechless*
No, I'm hungry!0 -
I think your inner goddess is coming out.0
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:laugh: and much better written than the original
I concur! The books are terrible but this pulled me in from the first word.
I'm still amazed that so many women are so wrapped up in this garbage! It's not even good soft core porn and the writing is fifty shades of atrocious. I truly believe that if you're smitten by the "Fifty Shades of Grey," you need to rethink what happens in your bedroom and with your partner because SOMEONE isn't doing something right!
The Marquis de Sade...now THAT'S good sex between the pages!
I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure.
Marquis de Sade
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:happy: freakin hilarious!0
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love it!0
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Awesome!
I still wish I could un-read the original but this makes it all better !0 -
LOL0
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Moar food porn!:drinker:0
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great way to start my morning0
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After reading this I think I will retreat now into my Red Room of Foodporn......sometimes I am sorry I quit smoking....
Laters Baby,0 -
You had me at "liquid and smouldering".0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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FAN-friggin'-tastic! Needed that! Phew - got me a little hot under the collar there0
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This made my morning so much better. lol0
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If this is really the style in which it is written, then I thank you for squashing any small inkling of interest I had in the books. :laugh: This was super cute, though. Good mornin'. :flowerforyou:0
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I think that we should all write our own chapters to this :laugh: Awesome idea!0
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Okay, I'm gonna add some :flowerforyou:
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As I rode the bus on the way home, I could feel myself becoming hot. Thoughts were racing through my mind, at a mile a minute. Liquid gushed from my open hole as the fantasies overcame me.
"Excuse me, ma'm?"
I jolted sharply. How embarassing ..
"Thought you could use a tissue. Your mouth was wide open. You must be tired" the old man said, while holding out a crumpled tissue.
I accepted it gratefully, face turning a pleasant shade of tomato. For the rest of the journey, I tried to ignore the thoughts creeping back into my mind. But, really, all I could think about was that chocolate cake at home, waiting for me, begging me to eat it.0 -
You never cease to amaze me. Thank you for the chuckle this morning. lol0
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Okay, my try :flowerforyou: :
I saw him across the room and got that funny feeling in my stomach. I was drawn to him like a moth to a flame, such was his attraction. I’d never had *this* feeling so strongly before. I was nervous, shaking...yet so excited.
“Hello,” he said.
“Hi,” I replied shyly.
He asked, “is there something you want?”
“Yes,” I replied. “There is, but I’m not sure I should ask.”
“Tell me...say it...tell me what you want,” he said.
I stepped closer to him, my heart racing a mile a minute, my body becoming excited beyond all reason, the room feeling so very tiny all of a sudden.
“Can I have a taste?” I asked shyly.
“Just a taste?” he asked teasingly.
“Yes, sir.”
“Open for me,” he said. Nervously I looked around, faced him once more, and opened myself to him.
I felt him put it in my mouth...what had to be the biggest, juiciest, best-tasting piece of double chocolate cheesecake I’ve ever had.
“How was that?” he asked.
“MMMMMMM” I moaned. “Thank you, sir. May I have another?”
And I did...and another, and another...and now I'm paying the price, but it was sooooo worth it!0 -
Oh my…I didn’t know it would feel like this…didn’t know it could feel as good as this. My thoughts are scattering…there’s only sensation…only you..only you…only ...oh god… please…I stiffen. the first bite of a krispy cream after dieting for 6 months
my lips are parted - waiting, coiled to strike. Desire - acute, liquid and smoldering, combusts deep in my belly............taco bell after dieting
We pick up the rhythm… up, down, up, down… over and over… and it feels so… good. Between my panting breaths, the deep down, brimming fullness… the vehement sensation pulsing through me that’s building quickly, I watch her, our eyes locked… and I see wonder there, i wonder when the damn waitress is gonna bring my chicken pot pit after 8 monbths of dieting
Anticipation hangs heavy and portentous over my head like a dark tropical
storm cloud. Butterflies flood my belly – as well as a darker, carnal, captivating ache as I try to imagine what she will do to me ....after my date comes back from the bathroom and figures out i nom nom nomm all her cheese cake.
I close my eyes, feeling the build up… pushing me higher, higher to the castle in the air. why in the hell did they build the white castle on top of a hill?
Hmm… he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty...nathens hotdog with chilli mmmmm
Thats HOT0
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