fifty shades of dieting
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This thread is AMAZING! I love it! I gotta have a go at it!
I peek through my elongated eyelashes and squeal "It's MINE! All mine!" His almond eyes linger over my trembling hands. "How about I take that from you right now?" He lazily mentions while running his fingers through his gorgeous wavy blonde hair. My heart is pumping wildly, I bite my lip, my hands still trembling. He reaches out....and removes the last pineapple in the store from my hands.0 -
well all caught up ... loving this thread ... keep 'em coming (pun intended)0
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It wasn’t supposed to start this way. Then again, most things never go the way we plan, do they?
I could hear strange noises coming from the room, the noise I suppose typical of something or someone being hit, followed by some grunting. It was Him, plying his trade as He usually does. My hand stilled on the door, dreading what I might see yet at the same time curious. My heart began to pound as the noises grew louder, and then abruptly stopped, the sudden silence almost as frightening as the original noises were.
I took a steadying breath and pushed the door open, the heat of the room almost suffocating, like walking into a sauna. There I saw Him, sweating, breathing heavy, glancing angrily at me for interrupting Him. I knew better. I knew better than to interrupt Him at his work.
He stalked towards me, His instrument of torture in His hands, His body radiating the heat and anger within him. His eyes gazed angrily and deeply into mine, yet I felt no true fear. I knew I could stand my ground. I stared back, defiantly tipping my chin up at Him.
“You know we talked about this,” he began. “I warned you what would happen.”
“Yes,” I replied. “I know. But I had to try.”
He angrily stalked back to where He once stood, saying “Why in the world did you buy Wal-Mart steaks? I can’t get these things tenderized to save my life! Why couldn't you go to the regular butcher?”
I replied defiantly, “I had a coupon.”
"Well they're too tough. Now we have to order something and THAT'LL cost money, too!"
I looked him in the eye and said, "that's okay. I have a coupon for that, too." And with that, I walked away, knowing that for once, I'd been able to control Him, the situation, and more importantly, the food bill.
Good morning all
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And with that, I walked away, knowing that for once, I'd been able to control Him, the situation, and more importantly, the food bill.
hehe that is awesome...0 -
And with that, I walked away, knowing that for once, I'd been able to control Him, the situation, and more importantly, the food bill.
hehe that is awesome...
TY :flowerforyou: hopefully someone else can contribute today, too 0 -
My brow breaks into a sweat as I think on it...how tiring it was, how much it hurt. I can still feel the pain to this day all over my body, my soul, my mind.
I didn’t want to do it. It wasn’t something I was into, but He was and I lived to *serve* Him. I just wanted Him to approve of me, to love me, to be so very happy. So I did it. I closed my mind to what I had to do, numb to the shock of doing something so...forbidden, so...taboo.
I closed my eyes, and began to whip with all my might, again and again, over and over...my arm flying almost with a mind of its own....my soft whimpers the only other sound. Again and again, over and over...my shoulder and arm becoming almost as numb as my soul now was. I couldn’t believe I was doing this.
“That’s enough,” He called out. I didn’t hear Him at first, yet finally His deep voice cut through my haze, and I stopped. I stood there panting for breath, my chest rising and falling, gathering myself.
I then turned to face Him. I walked to him slowly, looking at the wicked grin on His face, knowing how much He was relishing my discomfort.
“Here’s your fresh whipped cream for your chocolate cake. I can't believe you’re having THAT for breakfast!”
He only chuckled and dove in, and inside my inner mother cringed. Chocolate cake for breakfast, really? Then I started to feel naughty...so I grabbed some coffee and joined in with my own slice, feeling sooooo very wicked. :devil:
(3 hours later).
I could feel the tell tale stirring in the pits of my stomach again. My breathing started to quicken. Deeeeeep, slooowww, shaky breaths. I started to bite my lips, slowly letting them fall from between my teeth again. My lids started to flutter and my hands started to move lower, and lower and lower. I was almost there. I could feel it. I could almost feel it. The juiciness, the sopping wetness. I wanted it so badly.
I stopped just short of the soup when I heard Him call my name. My eyes snapped open and I stumbled back. I felt his strong arms catch hold of me before He whirled me around, anger cold in his eyes.
"WHAT are you doing?!" he hissed.
I blinked, guilty, and looked away. I swallowed.
"Umm..."
"YOU are supposed to be on a diet. Remember?!".
I remembered alright. The knawing was starting again, the anxious nagging feeling. My hole was wet with anticipation.
"You're dribbling. Ugh" He said, digust written across his face. "Here, go and clean yourself up and meet me in the car".
I took the tissue from Him and hurried out, plans of deciet already forming in my mind. I JUST had about .. 3 minutes to whet my appetite and meet him in the car...
(By the way, I haven't read the books. Sorry if it's not in a similar style)
Oh my God, girl... :laugh: :flowerforyou:
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This is so fun. Okay, so now to add on to your last bit ..0 -
LOLOLOL Good to me.LOLOL:laugh:0
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LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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I looked out of the window at the sunset feeling unsure, holding the pile of papers in my hand. I wasn't sure I could do this but when I thought back to what happened only hours before......
(earlier that day)
I gazed into his eyes feeling hot and trembly. I ached for it. I didn't think I ever would,
I could see in his eyes he wanted me to take it all, and the beads of sweat slid down my scorching, flushed skin while I hesitated.
It had felt so good the first time...but I knew it shouldn't have, it had made me tremor and moan, even more so when he ran the ice cube sensually along my lips and down my neck.
Could I do this again? Now was the moment of truth... oh my.. It came towards me again, large and thick and so so strong, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, bit my bottom lips then slowly parted my legs... giving him room to get close enough to feed me that dangerous chilli pepper!
(back to present)
I glanced back down at the papers in my hand...
If this was what he did to me, then maybe the recipes I was holding wouldn't be too bad... Chilli, Risotto, Home made bacon Cheeseburger... after all he had it right, this wasn't a diet..... I signed my name and left the papers on his desk, waiting in anticipation for him to come home....oh my!0 -
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Love it, brilliant
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thanks rachey_v for today's update0
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I looked out of the window at the sunset feeling unsure, holding the pile of papers in my hand. I wasn't sure I could do this but when I thought back to what happened only hours before......
(earlier that day)
I gazed into his eyes feeling hot and trembly. I ached for it. I didn't think I ever would,
I could see in his eyes he wanted me to take it all, and the beads of sweat slid down my scorching, flushed skin while I hesitated.
It had felt so good the first time...but I knew it shouldn't have, it had made me tremor and moan, even more so when he ran the ice cube sensually along my lips and down my neck.
Could I do this again? Now was the moment of truth... oh my.. It came towards me again, large and thick and so so strong, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, bit my bottom lips then slowly parted my legs... giving him room to get close enough to feed me that dangerous chilli pepper!
(back to present)
I glanced back down at the papers in my hand...
If this was what he did to me, then maybe the recipes I was holding wouldn't be too bad... Chilli, Risotto, Home made bacon Cheeseburger... after all he had it right, this wasn't a diet..... I signed my name and left the papers on his desk, waiting in anticipation for him to come home....oh my!
Great job!!! :flowerforyou: that was hot in more ways than one
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Good morning all
I struggled to keep up with Him, almost running to keep up with His long strides. He pulled me along, unwilling to take the hint that I was struggling, determined to do as He wished. People gave us curious looks as we darted past, but everything seemed like it was speeding past. I could only see His broad back and my small wrist trapped in His large, strong hand...a grip that meant business.
Down a winding hallway we went, the music of the party fading in the distance, the hallway growing darker with only the occasional light to guide us. I didn’t know where we were but He must have – He walked through like He’d been there before.
We reached the end of the hall and He took me down a narrow flight of stairs, so narrow the walls felt they were closing in. My breathing got faster and more shallow until it sounded like a trumpeter. He glanced back at me, his eyes glistening like dark jewels in the darkness. “We’re almost there,” He said. “Don’t forget to breathe.” I could hear the laughter in His voice. He enjoyed my discomfort it seemed.
We reached the bottom of the stairs and He opened another door, this time with so much light it was almost blinding. I closed my eyes and tried to shield them, feeling as He pulled me in to whatever room this was, feeling spun around and my back hitting something hard, knocking the breath of out me. I opened my eyes and stared at Him, strong, tall, all of a sudden larger than I remembered him and my breath quickened.
“Now we can have some alone time,” He said with a wicked grin. “It’s not like I want to share *this* with everyone out there.” He paused and said, “close your eyes, my dear.”
I did, and after what seemed forever and after a few strange sounds, He told me to open them. Before me was an incredible sight for the surroundings – the hugest piece of medium rare prime rib I’ve ever seen in my life! My mouth began to water as I looked at the meat, and then Him. To my questioning eyes He replied, “don’t worry. The horseradish is in the bowl, and the loaded baked potato is coming. Didn’t want the vultures upstairs eating your special dinner.”
I sat down to eat, savoring each hot, dripping bite of meat like it was my last, as He watched me eat, a self-assured smile on His face.0 -
I looked out of the window at the sunset feeling unsure, holding the pile of papers in my hand. I wasn't sure I could do this but when I thought back to what happened only hours before......
(earlier that day)
I gazed into his eyes feeling hot and trembly. I ached for it. I didn't think I ever would,
I could see in his eyes he wanted me to take it all, and the beads of sweat slid down my scorching, flushed skin while I hesitated.
It had felt so good the first time...but I knew it shouldn't have, it had made me tremor and moan, even more so when he ran the ice cube sensually along my lips and down my neck.
Could I do this again? Now was the moment of truth... oh my.. It came towards me again, large and thick and so so strong, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, bit my bottom lips then slowly parted my legs... giving him room to get close enough to feed me that dangerous chilli pepper!
(back to present)
I glanced back down at the papers in my hand...
If this was what he did to me, then maybe the recipes I was holding wouldn't be too bad... Chilli, Risotto, Home made bacon Cheeseburger... after all he had it right, this wasn't a diet..... I signed my name and left the papers on his desk, waiting in anticipation for him to come home....oh my!
Great job!!! :flowerforyou: that was hot in more ways than one :laugh:
Hahaha thanks, I had about 7 minutes before I dashed off to do nursery run, will think of something better later
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I looked out of the window at the sunset feeling unsure, holding the pile of papers in my hand. I wasn't sure I could do this but when I thought back to what happened only hours before......
(earlier that day)
I gazed into his eyes feeling hot and trembly. I ached for it. I didn't think I ever would,
I could see in his eyes he wanted me to take it all, and the beads of sweat slid down my scorching, flushed skin while I hesitated.
It had felt so good the first time...but I knew it shouldn't have, it had made me tremor and moan, even more so when he ran the ice cube sensually along my lips and down my neck.
Could I do this again? Now was the moment of truth... oh my.. It came towards me again, large and thick and so so strong, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, bit my bottom lips then slowly parted my legs... giving him room to get close enough to feed me that dangerous chilli pepper!
(back to present)
I glanced back down at the papers in my hand...
If this was what he did to me, then maybe the recipes I was holding wouldn't be too bad... Chilli, Risotto, Home made bacon Cheeseburger... after all he had it right, this wasn't a diet..... I signed my name and left the papers on his desk, waiting in anticipation for him to come home....oh my!
That reminded me of 9 1/2 Weeks! Love that movie! :bigsmile: I have to try one, since apparently I won the What would you do... thread.
He was watching me with a look I couldn't read. Was he mad? Was he even really looking at me? His nostrils were flaring, his chest heaving. I was being careful not to make a mess, I know how he despises that. I licked quickly, making sure that no juice escaped. He was clenching his jaw, so I worked faster, licking and sucking. Taking the whole thing into my mouth, squeezing my lips around it to finish it off, when he says, "Will you eat that damn popsicle already?! We're late for the theater!"0 -
9 and 1/2 weeks?
I may have to see if I can find that film..it sounds good haha! I saw your post on the what would you do thread... made me chuckle!0 -
9 and 1/2 weeks?
I may have to see if I can find that film..it sounds good haha! I saw your post on the what would you do thread... made me chuckle!
Kim Bassinger and Mickey Rourke. It's one of my favorite movies. Way better than porn! I think, anyway. :bigsmile: I guess it was "Which do you do..." I'm tired. 0 -
I'm officially horny for food????0
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freakin fantstic!!!0
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this thread ! 0 -
lol too funny!!!! love it!! :laugh: 0
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OMG that was great I think I burned 50 calories just laughing0
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I could not stop laughing and has to share with my co-worker! Hilarious!!!0
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9 and 1/2 weeks?
I may have to see if I can find that film..it sounds good haha! I saw your post on the what would you do thread... made me chuckle!
Kim Bassinger and Mickey Rourke. It's one of my favorite movies. Way better than porn! I think, anyway. :bigsmile: I guess it was "Which do you do..." I'm tired.
Haha, to be fair I rarely watch films and I'd rather make my own porn :laugh: I am more of a bookworm, but will let you know when I find this movie... I'll have an ice lolly at the ready too hahaha0 -
LMAO!!! bumping this - I have to read the whole thread when I get home....0
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9 and 1/2 weeks?
I may have to see if I can find that film..it sounds good haha! I saw your post on the what would you do thread... made me chuckle!
Kim Bassinger and Mickey Rourke. It's one of my favorite movies. Way better than porn! I think, anyway. :bigsmile: I guess it was "Which do you do..." I'm tired.
Haha, to be fair I rarely watch films and I'd rather make my own porn :laugh: I am more of a bookworm, but will let you know when I find this movie... I'll have an ice lolly at the ready too hahaha
You'll need it! :bigsmile:0 -
Sooo funny!!!0
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You're amazing! Hahaha.0
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frickin' awesome!
waaaaaaaayyyyy better then the book
was your inner goddess doing back flips while your subconsious looking at you over the brim of her glasses while reading Charles ****ens?
Did your face blush?
You need to write your own book 0
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