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  • paintlisapurple
    paintlisapurple Posts: 982 Member
    "Sometimes being married is not better because my drive is much higher"

    ^^^ This ^^^^
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    Same here....MUCH
  • A_New_Horizon
    A_New_Horizon Posts: 1,555 Member
    Im horny today. Being single sucks.

    AMEN!!!!
  • weighlossforbaby
    weighlossforbaby Posts: 847 Member
    I'VE BEEN TALKING TO WHAT SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT GUY AND HE HAS NO IDEA HOW MUCH WEIGHT I'VE LOST. I'M AFRAID HE WILL RUN AWAY IF I TELL HIM. IT'S SCARED OFF MOST OF THE OTHER GUYS I'VE DATED AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS ONE.

    You have done sooo well with your weight loss and if he does find out he should be proud of you too!!!!
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    I LOVE to troll on trolls.
  • lorimacc
    lorimacc Posts: 11
    I like Justin Beiber's music (hangs her head in shame)
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 610 Member
    I'm a huge flirt!

    Always have been. This used to be known only by my friends and family because to most of the world I was invisible. Now that I'm not invisible it's occasionally an issue because guys think my flirty behavior means I want them when I don't. However my friends tend to get a huge kick out of it because I won't realize the guy is interested for real until either he or one of my friends flat out says something. :blushing: *Sigh*
  • NNAhuja
    NNAhuja Posts: 669 Member
    I've been single for well over a year...
    I see your 1 and will raise you 2. :ohwell:
  • weighlossforbaby
    weighlossforbaby Posts: 847 Member
    I've been seeing someone off and on, and he can resist me... I mean, I can sit next to him in teeny tiny shorts and a small bikini top... And he doesn't even try to touch me... I don't much like that!

    There is obviously something wrong with him...

    ^^I agree!!!!!
  • _Ivian
    _Ivian Posts: 198
    I lied to my co-workers about getting stopped by a cop this morning so that I could come in late. And I was late because I was so tired when I woke up this morning that when I sat down for my morning piss, I dosed off on the seat for like 15 minutes :laugh:

    Winner!!!!

    I have NO idea how I was able to fall asleep on the seat for 15 minutes! I'm surprised I didn't fall forward :laugh:
  • DrG3n3
    DrG3n3 Posts: 467 Member
    I'm a huge flirt!

    Always have been. This used to be known only by my friends and family because to most of the world I was invisible. Now that I'm not invisible it's occasionally an issue because guys think my flirty behavior means I want them when I don't. However my friends tend to get a huge kick out of it because I won't realize the guy is interested for real until either he or one of my friends flat out says something. :blushing: *Sigh*

    That seems to be going around. Not knowing they are interested, that is.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    I love to read any thread dealing with bad dates because I never really "dated" in the sense of going out with someone I didn't know on like, a date.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    I once had to give a really drunk girl a ride home...after 3 hours of driving around the wrong town trying to get her to give me an address, she gave me the right town and street but the house number didn't exist. I had to be at work in less than 2 hours so I parked her as close to the wrong address as I could and left her propped up in her passenger seat with the keys on the seat. The police and her parents woke her up....they were mad!

    not a proud moment...don't judge...this is a confession thread and it was 20 years ago.

    DUDE>.. you waited 3 hours?!?! I would have given it maybe an hour. I give you mad props!

    yep, 3 hours. call me a gentleman!
  • DrG3n3
    DrG3n3 Posts: 467 Member
    One more. I secretly hope that some of the mfp hotties will friend me. Lol.
  • Mylifechoices2012
    Mylifechoices2012 Posts: 1
    Feels good not to eat candy all day with my co workers---- I've learned to say "No thank you" :smooched:
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    I once had to give a really drunk girl a ride home...after 3 hours of driving around the wrong town trying to get her to give me an address, she gave me the right town and street but the house number didn't exist. I had to be at work in less than 2 hours so I parked her as close to the wrong address as I could and left her propped up in her passenger seat with the keys on the seat. The police and her parents woke her up....they were mad!

    not a proud moment...don't judge...this is a confession thread and it was 20 years ago.

    DUDE>.. you waited 3 hours?!?! I would have given it maybe an hour. I give you mad props!

    yep, 3 hours. call me a gentleman!

    do you have a preference on you know, height, weight, hair color, dancing ability?
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    I've slept with two men old enough to be my father and a hot grandmother. I'm 22

    Ah, but they just know the right buttons to push :wink:
    And yes, I mean all of that :smokin:
    Does this mean I have a chance??:bigsmile:
  • ShaunMc1968
    ShaunMc1968 Posts: 204
    I've been seeing someone off and on, and he can resist me... I mean, I can sit next to him in teeny tiny shorts and a small bikini top... And he doesn't even try to touch me... I don't much like that!

    Dear me.... how does he manage that??
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Feels good not to eat candy all day with my co workers---- I've learned to say "No thank you" :smooched:

    I guess my confession is it feels good to eat candy, I do almost daily :frown:
  • brk_1982
    brk_1982 Posts: 125 Member
    I once had to give a really drunk girl a ride home...after 3 hours of driving around the wrong town trying to get her to give me an address, she gave me the right town and street but the house number didn't exist. I had to be at work in less than 2 hours so I parked her as close to the wrong address as I could and left her propped up in her passenger seat with the keys on the seat. The police and her parents woke her up....they were mad!

    not a proud moment...don't judge...this is a confession thread and it was 20 years ago.

    DUDE>.. you waited 3 hours?!?! I would have given it maybe an hour. I give you mad props!

    yep, 3 hours. call me a gentleman!

    OMG, this happened to a friend of mine, but it was co-worker he was driving home from a party...he couldn't find her house, and after a while drove to a gas station and went in. After he came out, she had stripped naked in his car and passed out. He freaked out, called the cops because he didn't want to get accused of anything. They showed up with other emergency people and when they finally got her out of the car she had peed in his front seat. :noway: The police put her in the drunk tank for the night. She quit her job the following Monday...LOL - I forgot all about it until I saw you post....
  • DrG3n3
    DrG3n3 Posts: 467 Member
    Feels good not to eat candy all day with my co workers---- I've learned to say "No thank you" :smooched:

    I guess my confession is it feels good to eat candy, I do almost daily :frown:

    Im craving Starburst!
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    Feels good not to eat candy all day with my co workers---- I've learned to say "No thank you" :smooched:

    I guess my confession is it feels good to eat candy, I do almost daily :frown:

    Im craving Starburst!


    I hate you all...now i want some too!
  • DrG3n3
    DrG3n3 Posts: 467 Member
    Feels good not to eat candy all day with my co workers---- I've learned to say "No thank you" :smooched:

    I guess my confession is it feels good to eat candy, I do almost daily :frown:

    Im craving Starburst!


    I hate you all...now i want some too!

    We could go halfsies!
  • Hadassk
    Hadassk Posts: 63
    Deep breathe...I haven't had "relations" in like 7 years...YIKES!!
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    Deep breathe...I haven't had "relations" in like 7 years...YIKES!!


    I'm not sure what to say to this.
  • hottfarmchick724
    hottfarmchick724 Posts: 20
    confession: i buy bras that add 2 cup sizes so my tummy doesnt look so big and when my friends ask if i lost weight, i tell them yes:frown:
  • weighlossforbaby
    weighlossforbaby Posts: 847 Member
    I've been seeing someone off and on, and he can resist me... I mean, I can sit next to him in teeny tiny shorts and a small bikini top... And he doesn't even try to touch me... I don't much like that!

    He's probably intimidated by your awesomeness!!!! I suggest getting a real man that has a brain!!!! :wink:
  • akaOtherWise
    akaOtherWise Posts: 110 Member
    Deep breathe...I haven't had "relations" in like 7 years...YIKES!!

    Confession: Would have "relations" with
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
    When someone at work brings food, I never eat it...I dont know if thier kitchen is dirty or not. lol


    LOL!!! I'm exactly the same. I also wonder if they washed their hands before preparing it. Yah just never know!!!! :tongue:
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    I'm wearing a skirt and no panties today :tongue: :devil:


    I thought about this...................if someone comes in my office I will NOT be able to stand up:tongue:
  • SexyMidnight
    SexyMidnight Posts: 72 Member
    I've been seeing someone off and on, and he can resist me... I mean, I can sit next to him in teeny tiny shorts and a small bikini top... And he doesn't even try to touch me... I don't much like that!

    I have to say I have been here. I was seeing someone who now matter what I did unless I jumped him he never tried anything. I finally had to realize that maybe its not just a piece of *kitten* he wants. When I confronted him about he straight up was like "Why is it bad that I just want to hold you?" I felt like an idiot for thinking that the only way to tell how he felt about me was by whether he wanted to do it alot or not...

    He enjoys my company, but he is a fair bit older than me, and I guess his drive is not as high... Now that I feel great and sexy, I want him to notice me more. He's not an overly affectionate person... I think that may end up being a deal breaker.

    Um... have you tried touching him? :huh: This is the 21st century. It's okay to let a man know what you want. I find that is what a lot of men are waiting for.

    oh for sure! I don't wait for him to make the first move... but I mean is it wanting too much if I walk into the room after a shower in undies and a bra, and hope he'll reach out and grab me? lol

    i feel your pain girl men just dont get it though! im married to a 27 yr old that complains that we dont have enough sex well **** if you want it more then put in some effort! i cant stand it when im in a sexy mood and his dumbass ignores me! and trust me im not a subtle person at all if i want something i make it known! dump him and move on!

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