Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

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  • dcmat
    dcmat Posts: 1,723 Member
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    Have you started yet?
  • nadiamarie1990
    nadiamarie1990 Posts: 5
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    I don't get all this fuss over football: It's just a game!
  • dcmat
    dcmat Posts: 1,723 Member
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    the worst thing is when nothing is said at all - the silent treatment!
  • Alast
    Alast Posts: 33
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    The absolutely worst thing is and will always be:

    Do I look fat in this?

    Guys, you know know its true. Stand to it. Because there are only 3 possible answers:

    Yes.
    No.
    Maybe.

    But none of them is correct ;)
  • SurfinBird1981
    SurfinBird1981 Posts: 517 Member
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    Is it in yet?!
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    Three words that will crush any man, a total of six letters

    IS IT IN?
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    And to make a womans blood boil

    Have you gained wieght?
  • tabulator32
    tabulator32 Posts: 701 Member
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    I had to use the check book.
  • offthedeependay
    offthedeependay Posts: 435 Member
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    are you done yet.....
  • trixiemou
    trixiemou Posts: 554 Member
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    Don't say anything, just laugh!
  • LinaBo
    LinaBo Posts: 342 Member
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    "You're like a brother to me."

    Was just scanning the replies to see if this was up, before I posted it myself. I'm surprised it didn't show up sooner!
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
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    "oooo, what a coincidence! Before my operation I was called Bob too"
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
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    "I do"
    'Whatever"
    "I am going shopping"
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
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    "I do"
    'Whatever"
    "I am going shopping"

    We all know that when a woman says "whatever", what she is really thinking is "I hope you get shot, fall of a bridge and get attacked by a gang of passing sharks"
  • katiefly86
    katiefly86 Posts: 74
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    *snickers*
    "What do you think you're going to do with that?"
  • katiefly86
    katiefly86 Posts: 74
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    "oooo, what a coincidence! Before my operation I was called Bob too"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
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    "Wow, I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school...." -- Fight Club
  • leanne9876
    leanne9876 Posts: 301 Member
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    You're a dog ! ( in a bad way)

    Every guy I know hates being called this, they get so fired up and say I am not a dog don't ever call me that.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    Does this make my butt look big? Really?! You want us to answer and tell you the truth but then get all whinny that we told you it does....grumble grumble grumble
  • gbbhey
    gbbhey Posts: 188
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    LOL, these are hilarious. I think the worst thing a girl has called me was 'too nice.' I just wasn't prepared for it, caught me off guard after the other four letter words we're all used to hearing.

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