Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

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  • valeriebpdx
    valeriebpdx Posts: 497 Member
    "I don't do that."
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    "Is it in yet?"

    Damn, several of y'all beat me to that one...

    Also, "No, it's not that small, I'm just used to my ex and he was huuuuge..."
  • EyeLikeTacos
    EyeLikeTacos Posts: 324 Member
    We are out of Taco Shells.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    The worst thing any one of my ex girlfriends has ever said to me was nothing.
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    "I'd like you to come on the Jerry Springer Show with me."
  • Sabresgal63
    Sabresgal63 Posts: 641 Member
    I'm leaving you for a woman.......lol!
  • Fatal1ty2k5
    Fatal1ty2k5 Posts: 333 Member
    Wow I have never been able to fit it all in my mouth before
  • Starla_86
    Starla_86 Posts: 88
    a guy would probably be relieved to hear that
  • HotAshMess
    HotAshMess Posts: 382 Member
    Oh so many things.....
    *pants drop* "oh, is that it?"
    "It is in yet?"
    "we need to talk"
    "I talked to your mother today..."
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    "Its a nice size."
    "Does this make me look fat?"
    "What time are you going to be home?"
    "Promise me no strip clubs."
    "Promise me no hookers."
    "Promise me no calls from the bail bondsman."
  • CharliB1
    CharliB1 Posts: 7 Member
    "You're just like your father" (this is especially bad to use during arguments)
  • HotAshMess
    HotAshMess Posts: 382 Member
    "Is it in yet?"

    Damn, several of y'all beat me to that one...

    Also, "No, it's not that small, I'm just used to my ex and he was huuuuge..."

    Hahahaha.,..the last one is great!!
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
    "What are you thinking?"
  • HotAshMess
    HotAshMess Posts: 382 Member
    "You sound just like your mother" (one of my favorites...I've said it and I'll say it again!)
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    Nice moobs.
  • princessputz
    princessputz Posts: 283 Member
    I sure hope you're a grower...
  • maroonmango211
    maroonmango211 Posts: 908 Member
    WRONG HOLE!

    or

    My mother is coming to visit us for the weekend.
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    I think I just Sharted
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Some other posters have had some good comments thus far. Here's another....

    I had an affair.
  • Skych123
    Skych123 Posts: 96
    my buddy said to her BF "I wish you had muscles like your brother - and at least he knows how to cook" bowrofl4wj.gif
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    "does this dress make my *kitten* look big?"

    "no hun... your *kitten* makes your *kitten* look big"
  • mightyafrodyte
    mightyafrodyte Posts: 148 Member
    "Is that it/all?"
    "Well that was fast."
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
    Is it in?

    I thought of this one, but the issue may not even be the man if she's scandalous.


    had that happen in college.. it wasn't me, his penis was smaller than my thumb. I laughed.. i just couldn't stop myself!
  • smaschin
    smaschin Posts: 91
    here take 2 of these now and one a day with application of this cream for 4 weeks afterwards and you should have no problems.
  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 729 Member
    "Don't get mad but ____"
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    I'm leaving you for my girlfriend.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    This has to be said when you are on top.

    Your not as good as your <brother/best friend/cousin>.

    Then just hang on for the ride as he tries to buck you off :bigsmile:
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
    Stop yelling at me, I can't hear what the 911 operator is saying!
  • TheUglyFriend
    TheUglyFriend Posts: 338
    "Are you going to be done soon?"
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
    My mother is fixing us dinner

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