Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

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  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
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    "I'm pregnant. But don't worry, it's not yours."
  • Whitezombiegirl
    Whitezombiegirl Posts: 1,042 Member
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    I think the the thing that really got to my hubby was 'No, you can't have 3 "1 foot high darleks" in the living room!'
  • mmedjjon
    mmedjjon Posts: 511
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    Is it in?
    OUCH! That would be tough
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Another one

    "My ex and I used to____________(fill in the blank with anything sex related)"
  • jaciofthedead
    jaciofthedead Posts: 54
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    I faked it every time
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
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    Are you cold or something?
  • Hestion
    Hestion Posts: 740 Member
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    I think the the thing that really got to my hubby was 'No, you can't have 3 "1 foot high darleks" in the living room!'

    lol why on earth did he want them?!
  • MrsLeyva11
    MrsLeyva11 Posts: 90
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    "So I was thinking.."

    Nothing good ever comes from that statement. Or at least my husband says.
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
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    We need to talk... or, I have this great idea...
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
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    I have a restraining order! :laugh:
  • valeriebpdx
    valeriebpdx Posts: 499 Member
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    "I don't do that."
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    "Is it in yet?"

    Damn, several of y'all beat me to that one...

    Also, "No, it's not that small, I'm just used to my ex and he was huuuuge..."
  • EyeLikeTacos
    EyeLikeTacos Posts: 324 Member
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    We are out of Taco Shells.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    The worst thing any one of my ex girlfriends has ever said to me was nothing.
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
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    "I'd like you to come on the Jerry Springer Show with me."
  • Sabresgal63
    Sabresgal63 Posts: 641 Member
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    I'm leaving you for a woman.......lol!
  • Fatal1ty2k5
    Fatal1ty2k5 Posts: 333 Member
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    Wow I have never been able to fit it all in my mouth before
  • Starla_86
    Starla_86 Posts: 88
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    a guy would probably be relieved to hear that
  • HotAshMess
    HotAshMess Posts: 382 Member
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    Oh so many things.....
    *pants drop* "oh, is that it?"
    "It is in yet?"
    "we need to talk"
    "I talked to your mother today..."
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    "Its a nice size."
    "Does this make me look fat?"
    "What time are you going to be home?"
    "Promise me no strip clubs."
    "Promise me no hookers."
    "Promise me no calls from the bail bondsman."

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