Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

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  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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    Nope! That's not it!
  • ChristineDiet
    ChristineDiet Posts: 719 Member
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    "Deeper, deeper!" :)

    Oh yeah!!! haha
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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    are you in?
    did i take my pill today?
    your on doodoo patrol
    my mothers moving in with us
    just hurry up i think i hear the kids
  • tammyp10
    tammyp10 Posts: 17 Member
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    I love you..I'm just not "IN"love with you
    We need to talk....
    I'd rather just be friends...
  • MeliJean78
    MeliJean78 Posts: 249
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    As he is eating your cookie:

    "Do you have anything to add to the grocery list?"
  • tasiamere
    tasiamere Posts: 233
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    Ok...whatever

    Be afraid of this!
  • mandybledsoe
    mandybledsoe Posts: 43 Member
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    My husband would say it is "But I do love you..." cuz it usually means he is not getting laid. :) or...."I threw out all the beer, it just had too many carbs in it"
  • apedeb09
    apedeb09 Posts: 805 Member
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    "You have a small ****"


    It's a low blow but gets 'em everytime. :laugh:
  • gomisskellygo
    gomisskellygo Posts: 635 Member
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    Well, that was....efficient. I guess I will have time to....
  • mmedjjon
    mmedjjon Posts: 511
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    WRONG HOLE!.

    Not the worst thing in my book, hehe. Btw it is never an accident.
  • Kellybeth16
    Kellybeth16 Posts: 57
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    "I think I forgot to mention..... I'm not on the pill"
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    LOL
    Its ok I understand you have alot on your mind ..it happens to all men theres nothing wrong with you..

    Or while having sex... I'm sorry I fell alseep I'm just so tired...Oh did you finish well thats good...

    My batteries work better than you and are quicker

    and of course ..... No your not the biggest I've ever been with but thats ok I swear
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
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    "Your not man enough"
    "I'm Gay"
    "I fake it"
    "That was it?"
    "Are we done yet?"
    "I'm leaving you for your father"
  • garlic7girl
    garlic7girl Posts: 2,236 Member
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    "no problem.."
  • hydelaa
    hydelaa Posts: 184
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    Is it in?

    LOL!!!!!
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
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    The first time we tried "wrinkling the sheets" after our daughter was born, I told him, "I can't feel it."

    He stopped...

    :blushing: :ohwell:
  • 55AngelH55
    55AngelH55 Posts: 117
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    "That's ok, babe. We can try it again later."
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
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    when it gets older.....will it get bigger?
  • 55AngelH55
    55AngelH55 Posts: 117
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    Me: "Hey, Male-coworker... What's the worst thing a woman can say to a man?"
    Male Co-worker: "Your Penis is small." "It's just not gettin' the job done." "Awww, that's ok." "Everyone I've ever been with only lasted 30 seconds! So you did good!"
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
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    I once sent my (now ex-)boyfriend a text to ask if he had time to talk in the evening.

    He was freaking out all day and thought I was gonna break up with him.

    I just wanted his opinion on a work related thing (we're both designers).

    I'm pretty oblivious sometimes :blushing: .

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