Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

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  • cwag_afw
    cwag_afw Posts: 45 Member
    here take 2 of these now and one a day with application of this cream for 4 weeks afterwards and you should have no problems.

    Baaaahahahahahahahaha!! :laugh:
  • smaschin
    smaschin Posts: 91
    is that a ribbed condom or are my scabs just coming off
  • jnich50
    jnich50 Posts: 5
    I do
  • FitBunnyEm
    FitBunnyEm Posts: 320
    i asked my boyfriend has his thing shrunk or is it cuz hes put on weight that it looks smaller...whoops...im still in the bad-books....it wasnt meant to be a critisism though,,,oh dear...need to make it up to him!! LOL
  • smaschin
    smaschin Posts: 91
    ha ha mines bigger than yours
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    uhhhh honey...the doctor called, you may want to get tested too.
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    "Goodbye" can be the hardest word to handle.
  • Jeneba
    Jeneba Posts: 699 Member
    Mine was "US? What do we have to talk about????" :noway:
  • hiker359
    hiker359 Posts: 577 Member
    "What are you thinking?"

    So true, especially when one is so blissfully thinking about nothing.

    Some of my contributions.

    "I'm fine." - when it is obvious that she is *not* fine.
    "If you don't know, I'm not telling."
    "If you love me, you will..."
    "I'll just be a few minutes." and I'm still waiting 30 minutes later.
  • endureandpersist
    endureandpersist Posts: 59 Member
    "Deeper, deeper!" :)
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Your daddy is better.....dammit sis!!!:angry:
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    Hold on a second, girls can TALK? Huh. Maybe I should take that gag off the one in the closet and see if she has an answer for this.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    uhhhh honey...the doctor called, you may want to get tested too.
    OUCHHH
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    This has to be said when you are on top.

    Your not as good as your <brother/best friend/cousin>.

    Then just hang on for the ride as he tries to buck you off :bigsmile:

    Ahhh rodeo sex, same as doing it to a woman doggy style
  • jeddy3mcc
    jeddy3mcc Posts: 177 Member
    Awwwww you have 2 belly buttons?


    OUCH!!
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    We are out of Taco Shells.

    LMAO!!!!!!!!! :drinker:
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
    "let's go shopping together!" you know it won't be a quick 15minute stop, pick a shirt and go, like how men go shopping. It's going to be an all day thing fyi.
  • ChristineDiet
    ChristineDiet Posts: 719 Member
    This has to be said when you are on top.

    Your not as good as your <brother/best friend/cousin>.

    Then just hang on for the ride as he tries to buck you off :bigsmile:


    haha - so many are SO funny - but love this!

    How about "have you finished already. . . I mean woah that was great!!!"

    x
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    By the way I don't do that lol
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    *to a naked, aroused partner*

    "Ohhhhhh, well.... um... at least anal wont hurt. so that's a good thing, right? we should probably start with that"
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Nope! That's not it!
  • ChristineDiet
    ChristineDiet Posts: 719 Member
    "Deeper, deeper!" :)

    Oh yeah!!! haha
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    are you in?
    did i take my pill today?
    your on doodoo patrol
    my mothers moving in with us
    just hurry up i think i hear the kids
  • tammyp10
    tammyp10 Posts: 17 Member
    I love you..I'm just not "IN"love with you
    We need to talk....
    I'd rather just be friends...
  • MeliJean78
    MeliJean78 Posts: 249
    As he is eating your cookie:

    "Do you have anything to add to the grocery list?"
  • tasiamere
    tasiamere Posts: 233
    Ok...whatever

    Be afraid of this!
  • mandybledsoe
    mandybledsoe Posts: 43 Member
    My husband would say it is "But I do love you..." cuz it usually means he is not getting laid. :) or...."I threw out all the beer, it just had too many carbs in it"
  • apedeb09
    apedeb09 Posts: 805 Member
    "You have a small ****"


    It's a low blow but gets 'em everytime. :laugh:
  • gomisskellygo
    gomisskellygo Posts: 635 Member
    Well, that was....efficient. I guess I will have time to....
  • mmedjjon
    mmedjjon Posts: 511
    WRONG HOLE!.

    Not the worst thing in my book, hehe. Btw it is never an accident.

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