Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

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  • CharliB1
    CharliB1 Posts: 7 Member
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    "You're just like your father" (this is especially bad to use during arguments)
  • HotAshMess
    HotAshMess Posts: 382 Member
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    "Is it in yet?"

    Damn, several of y'all beat me to that one...

    Also, "No, it's not that small, I'm just used to my ex and he was huuuuge..."

    Hahahaha.,..the last one is great!!
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
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    "What are you thinking?"
  • HotAshMess
    HotAshMess Posts: 382 Member
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    "You sound just like your mother" (one of my favorites...I've said it and I'll say it again!)
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
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    Nice moobs.
  • princessputz
    princessputz Posts: 283 Member
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    I sure hope you're a grower...
  • maroonmango211
    maroonmango211 Posts: 908 Member
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    WRONG HOLE!

    or

    My mother is coming to visit us for the weekend.
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
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    I think I just Sharted
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
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    Some other posters have had some good comments thus far. Here's another....

    I had an affair.
  • Skych123
    Skych123 Posts: 96
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    my buddy said to her BF "I wish you had muscles like your brother - and at least he knows how to cook" bowrofl4wj.gif
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    "does this dress make my *kitten* look big?"

    "no hun... your *kitten* makes your *kitten* look big"
  • mightyafrodyte
    mightyafrodyte Posts: 148 Member
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    "Is that it/all?"
    "Well that was fast."
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
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    Is it in?

    I thought of this one, but the issue may not even be the man if she's scandalous.


    had that happen in college.. it wasn't me, his penis was smaller than my thumb. I laughed.. i just couldn't stop myself!
  • smaschin
    smaschin Posts: 91
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    here take 2 of these now and one a day with application of this cream for 4 weeks afterwards and you should have no problems.
  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 730 Member
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    "Don't get mad but ____"
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    I'm leaving you for my girlfriend.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    This has to be said when you are on top.

    Your not as good as your <brother/best friend/cousin>.

    Then just hang on for the ride as he tries to buck you off :bigsmile:
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
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    Stop yelling at me, I can't hear what the 911 operator is saying!
  • TheUglyFriend
    TheUglyFriend Posts: 338
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    "Are you going to be done soon?"
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
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    My mother is fixing us dinner

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