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Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

oberon0124
oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Did this onece before and to say the least there was some damned funny answers!! So here we go again. What is the worst thing a woman can say to man. Mine was " Honey we need to talk" You just knew this was going to be a bad thing that took large amounts of time and probably an *kitten* chewing!!!! So what is yours!
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  • Jonalee1977
    Jonalee1977 Posts: 415 Member
    "I have a headache...."
  • BeantownSooner
    BeantownSooner Posts: 254
    "Looks like a _enis but only smaller!"
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Is it in?
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    **Drops pants**

    "Oh... that's cute!!"
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Is it in yet?
    Awwww look at the cute little penis
    Come back when you get an adult ****
    I slept with your Dad/Brother/Best Friend/Sister
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    is it in yet
    I do
    Your friends taught me that thing that you like.
    My ex was bigger/better
    I was faking it
    who are you gonna please with that little thing - to which my answer is always "ME"
  • Onmynewadventure
    Onmynewadventure Posts: 129
    I think I like your brother better.:ohwell:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I am just going to slip my finger up your....
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    "When you're inside me, I feel nothing."
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    My wife's favorite - worst thing to say to me is any of the below.
    "No more Pu$$y for you"
    "Bring me your chastity cage"
    Or her new Fav, "My boyfriend says/thinks/wants"

    She is lucky I am so Pu$$y whipped or I would have half a mind to tell her how I really feel. LOL
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    Is it in?

    I thought of this one, but the issue may not even be the man if she's scandalous.

    It's like throwing a hot dog, down a hallway,
    Parking your mini in a 2 car garage.
    Swining a bat in the Lincoln tunnel.
    dipping a veinna sausage in a jar of mayo.
    skinny dipping in a bottmless pit..

    I'm done.
  • veggiebound
    veggiebound Posts: 79 Member
    I remarked (innocently) to my husband's brother 'oh look you have quite small feet', he was offended and said 'no, they are just tight socks' - lmao, I realised he was thinking of the old 'small feet=small.......'
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    So very many things.
  • ccburn5
    ccburn5 Posts: 473 Member
    Is it in?


    HAHA!!!! This has got to be #1!!!!
  • weemawhit
    weemawhit Posts: 26 Member
    "Looks like a _enis but only smaller!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    *drops the pants*

    Giggles while saying "that little thing is all you got?"
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
    "All of your stuff is in the hallway of the apartment building. When are you coming to get it?"

    :explode:
  • NoahMcManus
    NoahMcManus Posts: 8
    "I guess I can work with that."
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    "Oh, it's okay. It happens to lots of guys. It's normal."


    Seriously, no man is that dumb.
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
    **Drops pants**

    "Oh... that's cute!!"
    I can't think of anything worse for any man to hear. Id rather hear her tell me she's having an affair
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    "I'm pregnant. But don't worry, it's not yours."
  • Whitezombiegirl
    Whitezombiegirl Posts: 1,042 Member
    I think the the thing that really got to my hubby was 'No, you can't have 3 "1 foot high darleks" in the living room!'
  • mmedjjon
    mmedjjon Posts: 511
    Is it in?
    OUCH! That would be tough
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Another one

    "My ex and I used to____________(fill in the blank with anything sex related)"
  • jaciofthedead
    jaciofthedead Posts: 54
    I faked it every time
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    Are you cold or something?
  • Hestion
    Hestion Posts: 740 Member
    I think the the thing that really got to my hubby was 'No, you can't have 3 "1 foot high darleks" in the living room!'

    lol why on earth did he want them?!
  • MrsLeyva11
    MrsLeyva11 Posts: 90
    "So I was thinking.."

    Nothing good ever comes from that statement. Or at least my husband says.
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
    We need to talk... or, I have this great idea...
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    I have a restraining order! :laugh:
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